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Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 09:15 AM
Today I was wandering around online and I happened to find the attached rubric. I was wondering, is this true? Are teens today actually conversing using these abbreviations in everyday language?
Then I began to think, this text-speak has to be evil in some regards because if teenagers and children are taught that it's alright to abbreviate English, God's favorite language, and be disrespectful when using it--and by disrespectful, i mean not taking the extra 2 seconds to write out the full word, how lazy--they may begin to think it's alright to abbreviate God's word in the KJV Holy Bible.
And that just rubs me the wrong way.
But I'd like to hear what you think.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 10:16 AM
Though technically I am a teenager myself, I do not behave in such a manner, most teenagers do, you'll hear them say it at random times when nothing satanic is going on (they hate anything that is opposed to Satan so they feel they should break the peace) as well as times when something satanic is going on (they feel they should praise Satan for his evil work) I believe you have cracked their code, because when you ask what the abbrieviations mean they'll make something up to try and trick us like:
Lol (Lucifer our lord-thanks to you-) they'll say: Laugh out loud (A lie!).
rofl (Rise our lord Lucifer-thanks to you-) they'll say: rolls on floor laughing (A lie).
The solution as many, many times before if your children are doing it is to give them a good beating and if other children are doing it, pray very hard that night that the children will renounce their wicked ways.
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 10:16 AM
Some teens do, I know. But they are a fickle bunch (except Christians) and switch allegiances very quickly due to secularist education which is designed to ensure promiscuity in the bedroom. Goths in particular are very disappointed if their girlfriends turn out not to be harlots. "Not much chance of that," you may say and I wouldn't disagree.
Most of them are satanists. Any teen who listens to pop music worships satan too. They will communicate using the doublespeak shorthand you've posted without even knowing it due to all the subliminal demonic content in the music and also in the art. Manipulating the fingers of a host teenager, one devil is able to praise satan in an SMS and the recipient devil (in its own host teen) reads the true message.
Then they find the morning's "partner" by hanging out at a bus stop.
Secularism: what attention span?
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 11:19 AM
LOL I get a headache reading this bullshit........
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 06:00 PM
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LOL I get a headache reading this bullshit........
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Could you elaborate?
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 06:32 PM
Lolling is disgusting and an act of blasphemy!
You're going to hell if you LOL.
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-15-2013, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Alexandria Puckett
Today I was wandering around online and I happened to find the attached rubric. I was wondering, is this true? Are teens today actually conversing using these abbreviations in everyday language?
Then I began to think, this text-speak has to be evil in some regards because if teenagers and children are taught that it's alright to abbreviate English, God's favorite language, and be disrespectful when using it--and by disrespectful, i mean not taking the extra 2 seconds to write out the full word, how lazy--they may begin to think it's alright to abbreviate God's word in the KJV Holy Bible.
And that just rubs me the wrong way.
But I'd like to hear what you think.
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Dear Mrs. Puckett,
This disturbing trend goes beyond teenagers. All abbreviations are tricks of satan to make people lazy, idle and slothful and therefore should be avoided whenever possible.
Proverbs 19:15 Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
Here are some additional abbreviations that are red flags for satan-speak:
LMAO: Lucifer Massacres All Oppressors.
TL;DR: Trust Lucifer; Die Rich.
RSVP: Receive Satan's Victorious Presence.
ETC: Evil Take Control.
YIC
2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-16-2013, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy The Penitent
Dear Mrs. Puckett,
This disturbing trend goes beyond teenagers. All abbreviations are tricks of satan to make people lazy, idle and slothful and therefore should be avoided whenever possible.
Proverbs 19:15 Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
Here are some additional abbreviations that are red flags for satan-speak:
LMAO: Lucifer Massacres All Oppressors.
TL;DR: Trust Lucifer; Die Rich.
RSVP: Receive Satan's Victorious Presence.
ETC: Evil Take Control.
YIC
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Lazy kids...I mean how hard is it to type "Funny!" instead of LOL, or "Et Cetera" instead of ETC....took me all of *gasp* 3 seconds of my precious time on the Earth that doesn't matter because I'll get to meet Jesus in a couple years!
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-16-2013, 08:26 AM
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Lazy kids...I mean how hard is it to type "Funny!" instead of LOL, or "Et Cetera" instead of ETC....took me all of *gasp* 3 seconds of my precious time on the Earth that doesn't matter because I'll get to meet Jesus in a couple years!
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-16-2013, 10:22 AM
I'd go even further, why would you even write that you laughed or thought something was funny? How narcissistic is to believe anyone else would want to know what bodily noises you make while reading something on the internet?
This is yet another outrage brought to you by secularism. A whole generation has been taught that their opinion matters, no matter how uninformed.
Why don't you write what Jesus would have thought? Why not write what God's opinion on the subject is, backed up by verses from the KJV 1611? Stop being selfish and crude, focus on the greater things in life!
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-16-2013, 10:53 PM
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I'd go even further, why would you even write that you laughed or thought something was funny? How narcissistic is to believe anyone else would want to know what bodily noises you make while reading something on the internet?
This is yet another outrage brought to you by secularism. A whole generation has been taught that their opinion matters, no matter how uninformed.
Why don't you write what Jesus would have thought? Why not write what God's opinion on the subject is, backed up by verses from the KJV 1611? Stop being selfish and crude, focus on the greater things in life!
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Well, isn't that a beautiful thought. In that case, I pray Jesus is smiling at you for your faithful words!
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--Dria
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-17-2013, 12:28 AM
Thanks for this very informative topic. I've seen these symbols before but thought them innocuous -- it just goes to show how careful we must be of satan's influence in our lives.
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Re: Satanic LOL-speak? -
04-18-2013, 12:25 AM
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Thanks for this very informative topic. I've seen these symbols before but thought them innocuous -- it just goes to show how careful we must be of satan's influence in our lives.
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And thats why we should PRAY PRAY PRAY to ask God to protect us and our children! My kids won't so much as LOOK at a computer until they've proven themselves true God-fearing little Soldiers for CHRIST. That way they know never to us use such horrific and COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY abbreviations of God's favorite language!
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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