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Default True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 05-08-2014, 06:29 PM

Heaven Is For Real





This is the unbelievably true story of a little boy who died, went to Heaven, and came back and told his family everything he'd been taught about God and Heaven was just how his preacher father had always said it was! Christians have a history of hoping what they're told is true (Hebrews 11:1), so this should present no mental hurdle for the True Christian™. In this gripping historical account of one boy's unconscious adventures, 4 year old Colton includes detailed elements of his trip Heavenl: the horse that only Jesus could ride, about how “reaaally big” God and his chair are, and how the Holy Spirit “shoots down power” from Heaven to help those of us who fulfil the requirements of his unconditional love.

In watching this movie, one cannot help but be profoundly grateful for having been born in a nation that embraces the right faith. Why, if little Colton had been born in India, or Afghanistan, or Sweden, he would have seen images reminiscent of the Hindu religion, the Muslim religion, the very flames of fiery pits of Hell, or maybe nothing at all, like millions of others who slip into medical death only to recover later. But our God is a loving God, a God who loves little boys who have been raised to know the incredible, unfathomable story of Jesus' virgin birth, temporary death, resurrection, and self-launch into space where He is at this very moment assembling an army of angels to come and kick some heathen butt! Praise Jesus!

At more than 7.5 million copies of the book sold, and $50 million made from the movie alone, the LORD has indeed blessed this family with financial comfort enough to pay those medical bills without having to swallow their pride and beg for help from Obama's sneaky little plan to use public funds to keep the public from drawing the nation into further, more excruciating debt from the traditional inflation of medical costs which go to financially support the burdened 1% of Job Creators. Unpatriotic Americans will argue that some 90% of new jobs in the last few decades have been created overseas, but let's look at the big picture here: God loves Colton and doesn't want his daddy to worry about medical bills, or how to pay for home improvements, new cars, or vacations ever again. And True Americans™ love God.

Things to watch for:

Colton's encounter with Jesus (who assigned him homework), angels, a rainbow-hued horse, John the Baptist, a sister who died as a fetus, everyone's wings, his dead great-grandfather, no one is old and creepy. He learned that the good guys, including his father, would fight in a coming last battle.

Things to talk about with your children:

Many people, even false Christians, would have dismissed this story as the medication-induced hallucinations of a severely ill toddler. True Christians™ know how to seek confirmation: Holy Scripture.
Things Colton saw:
  • God's big chair: Revelation 20:11
  • Angels: Revelation 21:9-11
  • Horses: Revelation 19:14
  • Coming Last Battle: Revelation 19:11

Things Colton probably didn't have time to see:
  • New thermodynamics (Revelation 7:16)
  • New light source (Revelation 21:23)
  • The unspeakable words no man (or apparently child) is allowed to utter: 2 Corinthians 12:4
Also talk with your children about how God is always there for you, if you are faithful, and it is His Will. Colton's parents watched him get sicker and sicker for days, and only brought him to the doctor after days of hourly vomiting and diarrhea. These days in which Colton's little organs were fighting mortal infections were spent in prayer and appropriate work for the LORD. Jesus honors those who love him by bringing their dead children back to life, sometimes. He did for Jairus' daughter (Matthew 9:25), and He did for Colton. He may or may not for you or your little child, but regardless, God is good all the time, all the time God is good!

Children should also be reminded of what the alternative to Heaven is, and what happens to little boys and girls whose names are not written in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15).










I give this movie five stars!



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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 05-08-2014, 09:37 PM

God's Not Dead




This is a touching story about a college philosophy instructor, Professor Radisson, whose Atheistic faith is put to an epic test when his new student, Josh Wheaton confronts his beliefs. Josh finds himself an unexpected hero of the only minority against which persecution and open prejudice is still protected by law in the United States - the True Christian™ (John 15:20). It should come as no surprise to the reasonable viewer to find the Holy Spirit is victorious in the end.

Professor Radisson's teaching style gives us insight into the secret Atheist Agenda - a society in which all students are formally taught that God does not exist, or face expulsion and an end of any dreams of a career. Our hero boldly refuses and so is assigned a task to prove God’s existence or face academic and physical punishment. Radisson rather enjoys his privilege as an Atheist in Academia, and we see that Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion are things of the past in secular universities. This provides a hostile environment for our True Christian™ hero.

In the course of the semester, we learn that Professor Radisson converted to the Atheistic faith because he is angry at God for having brought his dear mother home to the loving bosom of Jesus. The Truth catches up with him when he reads a letter from his mother talking about how much she loved him and how she wanted him to be a good follower of God. After this Radisson rushes to seek reconciliation with his Christian girlfriend. On the way he is hit by a car.

Reverend Dave witnesses the loving timing of God's seemingly cruel but morally superior plan (Isaiah 55:8-9), and without turning to secular solutions like calling for help or calling 911, he begins talking to the professor about his faith in Jesus. The Reverend explains to the dying, suffering man that it's a miracle the he wasn't killed instantly! In this way, the LORD spared him an eternity of Hell in exchange for an emotional confession of faith in Jesus before his preventable mortal wounds finally did him in. Surely the pain, physical, and emotional trauma gave the professor the mental clarity to make such a profound, important decision. The LORD lovingly brings him also to the open bosom of Jesus, where he will meet his eternal bridegroom (2 Corinthians 11:2, but not in a gay way).

This is an enormously uplifting and encouraging film to watch. The characters are based on real people, or at least what real people are like. The atheist will walk out thinking, "Wow, I had no idea how much I suck! I apologize." (Ecclesiastes 7:20)


Things to watch for:
Direct your children to pay special attention to the other story lines in the movie:
  • Muslims are aggressively violent towards their children, and hate Jesus more than atheists (John 3:35-36).
  • Atheists are devoid of all morals, searching out only that instant gratification that Satan alone loves to provide (Psalm 14:1).
  • Fluffy Bunny Christians are naught but fair-weather friends of Christ, and as such are no more loved than rancid rat flesh (Revelation 3:16).

Things to talk about with your children:
The movie makes a point that without God nothing matters, morals are also nonexistent, and everything is permissible. Explain how without God, there is no way to have hope in life (Romans 8:24-25; Hebrews 11:1, 7).

Actor Kevin Sorbo (Professor Radison) believes atheist responses to this and similar movies are driven by fear. Ask your children if they agree or disagree. Continue talking until they agree.

“I think they’re fearful and [believe] that there must be something out there,” he said of vocal activists. “I don’t think I’ve ever gotten angry over something I don’t believe in. It’s almost weird to me.”

He added, “I think there’s other things going on with these people.”








I give this movie five stars!



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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 05-08-2014, 09:39 PM

Sister Mary, Excellent movie review! Yes, it does seem that Jesus has blessed this family financially for their Faith. I had no idea that they watched their son suffer for days before taking him to the doctor. Of course, they weren't just watching, we all know they were praying for their son's healing and showing their faith.


They are truly wonderful Christian parents! And God has truly blessed them with a #1 bestseller book and now a movie! What a wonderful God we serve! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 08-19-2014, 04:29 PM

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed




I know this isn't a recent movie, having been released in 2008, but the Truth is timeless and educational documentaries never go out of style. "Expelled" is a documentary that fearlessly and successfully exposes Darwinists persecuting True Christians™ and their subsequent attempts to suppress the Truth. The film illuminates the bully tactics Evolutionists use against those who dare question the hypothesis of Darwinism and his Survival of the Fittest delusion. Scientists, college professors, and school teachers who illuminate the uncomfortable gaps in the Darwinist's theory of Unintelligent Design are met with professional and personal hostility, professional silencing, and loss of employment.


Things to watch for: Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, Eugenie Scott, Michael Shermer and other proponents of evolution appearing in the movie. They publicly claim the producers first arranged to interview them for a film that was to be called "Crossroads," which was allegedly a documentary on "the intersection of science and religion." They were subsequently surprised to learn that they were appearing in "Expelled," a documentary that exposes the widespread persecution of scientists and educators who are pursuing legitimate, opposing scientific views to the reigning orthodoxy. You can read more about their whining, and other complaints here (Scientific American tries to cast doubt on the Truth), but the fact is, sometimes the LORD uses evil to bring about His Will (Romans 8:28).

Things to talk about with your children: Eugenics

The film shows the historical connection between the ideology of "survival of the fittest" and the Holocaust. It really is that simple. Liberals and proponents of logic and reason will accuse the documentary of using Goodwin's Law. (As an argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.) Children, being students and therefore disciples of Christ, should be aware of this "ad hominem" tactic. In fact, it is nothing more than an attempt to insult the True Christian™ by suggesting he is Catholic like Hitler.

In a miraculous show of the Hand of our Lord, Ben Stein, a Jew, has offered the documentary to be released free of charge. You can watch it here:




I do, however, think you can cut to the chase and watch just what is being exposed here: People who disagree with this:





I give this movie four stars! (Let's face it, science is boring and unnecessary, but for educational purposes, this is done well even if it does feature a sex-starved Jew)



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LEFT BEHIND




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The most important event in the history of mankind is happening right now. In the blink of an eye, the biblical Rapture strikes the world. Millions of people disappear without a trace. All that remains are their clothes and belongings, and in an instant, terror and chaos spread around the world. The vanishings cause unmanned vehicles to crash and burn. Planes fall from the sky. Emergency forces everywhere are devastated. Gridlock, riots and looting overrun the cities. There is no one to help or provide answers. In a moment, the entire planet is plunged into darkness.
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Adapted from the Left Behind book series by Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHaye that was released between 1995-2007, this movie is a remake with bigger actors (taller, not bigger in spirit; I think no one is bigger in spirit than True Christian™ husband, father, and courageous inspirational speaker, Kirk Cameron, although The Anointed Worshiper does come close), a bigger budget, and a bigger need to share the Good News than ever before.

This is a moving story that will bring a tear to your eye. For adults and children alike, it is not only touching, but creates on the Large Screen what the Bible creates in the imagination: A terrible time of Destruction and Vengeance, when God scoops up all believers from the earth in order to make way for His Righteous Judgment to be poured out on the earth. The Rapture, as it is affectionately referred to, is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all dead True Christians™, and take them from the earth, along with all living True Christians™. You can imagine how frightening this mass uprising of previously dead people will be. Hospitals and nursing homes and especially cemeteries will no doubt be filled with confusion as newly mourned bodies suddenly float up to the clouds to await their escort to Heaven.

Things to watch for: False Christians will be surprised to find themselves snubbed from Heaven in this round; True Christians™ who are mocked and ridiculed to their faces will one day get to say "I told you so."


Things to talk about with your children: Children. You'll notice all the children have been Raptured, which might be popular even among Hollywood Christians, simply isn't Biblical. We know the only ones who will be Saved are those who accept the mysterious and fantastic story of Jesus, His amazing conception, His temporary sacrifice, and His ability to sit at the Right Hand of God right now as we speak, while yet hearing the very thoughts in each one of our heads without ever getting confused or overwhelmed with some 7 billion voices.


I enjoyed seeing this Biblical Event brought to life before it happens for real. It shows an emotionally appealing account of what our neighbors and coworkers may face when Jesus snatches up all the True Christians™. It brought tears to my eyes, and if you truly fear the LORD, it will bring tears to your eyes, too. It's a wholesome story of God's Wrath and Vengeance against sinners who continue to offend Him, and His Mercy towards True Christians™ who love and serve Him (John 14:15). This story is real so we can't count on it as a detailed premonition, but it is based on a True Story. Heaven and Hell are Real, God and Satan are Real. There are only Two Choices for Eternity! Get Ready The Rapture Is Coming! No One Knows exactly how and when it will take place, but it will Happen!

I give this movie five stars!



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Re Heaven Is For Real.
Well most of us here already know that Heaven is real, but what bothers me is that the movie asserts that there are children there! Even a miscarried foetus!
Acts 2:38 tells us we need to repent to be accepted into Heaven while
Proverbs 22:15 tells us that a child is foolish - presumably too foolish to repent. So how can a foetus end up in Heaven? After all, God killed that foetus for good reason, so why would He then even want the thing in Heaven? I'm thinking there may have been a little bit of artistic licence from the cherry pickers in this movie.


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Leave it to Hellyweird to mess up even when they're almost doing something right. They take an innocent, truthful account of Heaven from a little boy and sexy it up with dead fetuses. It's surprising they didn't include an aborted fetus as well, maybe even a homosexual or two.


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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 12-03-2014, 06:31 PM

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas




"I made a Christmas pageant on steroids and I put it right in the public theater at a time when Christmas pageants are not allowed in public schools."


Do you ever feel like Christmas… has been hijacked? This is the question Kirk Cameron asks, and with the help of the Holy Ghost, has answered in his inspiring defense against the atheists' War on Christmas.

This time of year brings out the cranky, grumpy people to find the most absurd excuses for their bad attitudes (ever hear of "seasonal affective disorder"? like that's a thing). Cameron, with the help of the Sweet Infant Jesus, shows us the spirit of generosity, kindness, and brotherly love which ultimately stems from the true reason for the season, which is Christ. Atheists hate generosity and kindness and brotherly love, because they hate Jesus. They love Muslims and support terrorism at home and abroad.

Cameron, with the help of the Holy Ghost, fights back against the atheists and secularists who work to deny the 90 percent of people in our own country who want to see Nativity Scenes, who want to have the liberty to say "Merry Christmas" during the Christmas season. The vast majority of the American population know the birth of the Christ Child is the fundamental root of Christianity, which is the ideology that built this country. This movie will help make it safe to celebrate Christmas again.

As Cameron explained to The Blaze, this film is a touching story "about a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian male and he’s got a bad case of religious bah humbugs," White is just deflating his wife’s entire Christmas party because he has come to believe that everything we’re doing at Christmas to celebrate is wrong, and his friend, played by True Christian™ hero and defender of the faith, helps him see the Light. While some may think a character by the name of "Christian White" who represents the white Christian to be a bit unimaginative, but even atheists who mock Christ know that "Had 'Saving Christmas' run any longer, Cameron would no doubt have found a way to find the divinity in Frosty, Rudolph, the Grinch, peppermint bark, the Elf on the Shelf, frosted cranberry hand soap and Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo." There is simply no limit to what the LORD can do through His chosen vessels. Imagination is not required, faith is.

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This is an engaging story that provides a biblical basis for our time-honored traditions and celebrations, and the inspiration to stand tall and proud and share the good news that consumerism is how we honor Jesus.

Things to talk about with your children:

Christian's character is facing a spiritual crisis, something that happens to people who think they believe, but lack True Faith. Many of the questions we ask ourselves can easily be answered, and True Christians™ know from where to find the answers: God, in all His Glory, is responsible. Everything from the decorations we put up, to the parking spaces we find at the mall, to the food that we eat, are all part of His Divine Plan.










I give this movie five stars!



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I love watching his movies, when I'm not busy doing something else! He is such a wonderful godly actor! My husband said that if I go a week without him having to punish me, I can watch thirty minutes of it. I can't wait to see it, so I'll continue to do my best not to disappoint him.


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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 12-06-2014, 08:12 PM

Sister Mary,

As you know, I am a sustaining member of the Kirk Cameron fan club, and as I kiss his poster every night before bed, I pray the prayer that was placed across his bare chest:

"Lord, bless Kirk Cameron as he strives to elevate Your Name above all others. May this be the year that we see Kirk nominated for an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy, an Oscar, a People's Choice, and American Music Award, a SAG, and any other award that might be granted - even the unimportant ones, like the BET's. In Jesus' Name, Amen"

Could this be the year? Praise God!

Lovingly,
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PS: Would you be willing to review movies by request, so that we might spare ourselves from ungodly cinema? A friend has been suggesting the movie, "Short Bus." I'm told it is a film regarding the struggles love brings us. I'd enjoy hearing about it from a Christian perspective before I order the DVD. It is a few years old.


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I give this movie five stars!

At the secular IMDb Saving Christmas is the lowest-rated movie on their Bottom 100, with an average of just 1.5 stars. Obviously, atheists have conspired to pull the movie's ratings down just as they did when Ray Comfort's book hit number one on Amazon.

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Atheists panicked and immediately conspired to pull down the book’s ratings. And they certainly did. Over 200 of them rushed in and gave it a one or two-star rating, making out that they had read the book and saying that it was far worse than finding a six-inch horse hair in your peanut butter sandwich (disgusting thought). They were told not to make the conspiracy obvious, but they were about as subtle as an elephant standing on a ballerina’s foot. Check out their comments for yourself: http://amzn.to/VK8oT0
Always keep in mind that an atheism’s worldview allows them to lie through their atheist teeth. This is because they are desperately fearful of Christianity. The issue here isn’t evolution or the existence of God. It’s about the pleasure of guilt-free sexual sin. Christianity threatens that freedom by saying that fornication and lust are morally wrong, and that God will hold them accountable. So they fight the light with all their might and will hold back at nothing in their attempts to extinguish it.
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I can't wait to read the review for 'Exodus'! The death of all those Egyptian kids is going to be awesome on the big screen!


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I think I'll wait for the book.

Just kidding. I'm excited about this movie, too. If Exodus is a hit (and why wouldn't it be?), I do hope they'll follow up with the sequel, Leviticus.


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I can't wait to read the review for 'Exodus'!...
Is it going to be a musical??!

I can just picture it now, pyramids in the background, hundreds of Hebrews dancing around their sun-dried brick hovels, hands in the air, singing, "It's raining frogs, Hallelujah! It's raining frogs..."


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This will be such a good way to teach the kids about the Bible! The young children haven't learned self-control, so they can't sit still for the lectures and Sunday School at my house. This will be a good way to motivate them to behave, and their little sinful nature will see something fun and cause them to behave. And then, they'll go to something that will instill the fear of the Lord in them. Glory!


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Oh, I'm sure it is going to be a great movie, because it will have an almost all-white cast! (The slave roles are reserved for darkies).

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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 12-20-2014, 06:57 AM

I would highly recommend this astounding film by director Gareth Edwards, featuring the Leviathan:

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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 12-20-2014, 03:21 PM

I might write a review of the sci-fi film SnowPiercer.

I'm kind of a train geek, when it comes to ways to improve public transit. This movie has so many great ideas that I just don't know where to start.


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Default Re: True Christian™ Mom Reviews Movies - 12-29-2014, 07:10 PM

Exodus: Gods and Kings





A controversial film about the Biblical hero Moses, receiver of the Law (Exodus 31:18), military conqueror with special perks (Numbers 31:18), and as portrayed by this film, deliverer of the Jews. The story takes its cue from the epic event in which the LORD smote the Egyptians for having dared enslaved the Hebrews as part of His Divine Plan 400 years earlier (Genesis 15:13). We get treated to the wrath of God in Hollywood style - through lots of explosions! One is expected to suspend their disbelief due to the many factual errors here, including massive explosions preceding the invention of gunpowder, Moses' age, the miracles shown as natural events, and the idea that Jews can fight guerrilla warfare when we all know the most a Jew can do is fight through usury.

The director makes it easy to know which members out of a cast of thousands are important to pay attention to. They are the white actors in key roles, representing Middle Eastern and African characters. The pale skin tones (bronzer is helpfully applied) and haphazard mix of American and British accents is a comforting aspect when facing the possibility of watching 150 minutes of otherwise scary, dark skinned people. Watching dark skinned people fighting each other in the desert would naturally trigger any God-fearing white woman, but this was not so scary at all.

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The director's lack of faith is evident in his portrayal of the story. From portraying God as a little boy, to crocodiles eating people given as the reason for the Nile River turning to blood, director Ridley Scott is wrestling with his own demons. He fails to understand the Sovereignty of the LORD, and instead treats these events as increasingly suspicious coincidences. That's why, for example, he neglected to show the Jews celebrating the violent and terrifying death of the Egyptian army and nation as a whole (Exodus 15:20-21). True Christians™ know these events happened exactly as told, as do the Egyptians who are suing the nation of Israel for damages. I would pray for the director, who suggested religion is "the biggest source of evil," but any man who could immerse himself in the history of God's Glory and yet remain hardhearted is clearly asking for eternal damnation. He can commiserate with the Egyptian pharaoh when he meets him in Hell.

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God's mercy in this story is presented in a visual manner. This is helpful for the younger children, although not nearly as helpful as a child's imagination as she waits for sleep to come in the quiet of night, knowing that the other side of the coin of God's Mercy is God's Justice, and He sees everything (Hebrews 4:13).

Regardless of the director's ineptitude, God uses this movie to show His Justice through His mercy. Children should note that God doesn't kill Ramses for his disobedience, he mercifully gives Ramses time to think about it. In the mean time, God helps Ramses see the importance of compliance by continuing to murder random people until Ramses embraces the prudent choice to comply. Children should note that God can outlast their stubbornness, too. Ramses was stubborn until his child was executed and sent off to Hell (where he is still suffering today, to the Glory of God). Children should realize that God will take whatever is most special to them until they choose to comply as well, and He's not afraid to send naughty children to Hell.











I give this movie four stars!



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