[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Baptist's know that the cathylick cult death wafer (known as "Transubstantiation") is a lot of hocus pocus. When Jesus comes back it's not going to be in the form of some wafer or a Doritos corn chip and Pepsi. Poking a little good natured fun at the cathylicks is only half the story. If they would stick to wafers and wine instead of boys butts they just might become fashionable even if they are going to hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Strange that a homosexual racket like the Cathylicker Church would get all up in arms about replacing wafers with potato chips, when they have no problem substituting the anuses of small boys for vagina.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Maybe the Catholics are objecting because of racism?

Do they think the Dorito might transubstantiate into a Mexican Jesus?

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

This is a horrific attack on the Holy Roman Catholic Church. The well-documented sacrament of Transubstantiation is a sacred to us as praying to the Blessed Virgin Mary. How could people DO such a thing? I have never seen a greater assault on humanity.

Also, Doritos give me gas.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

If Doritos give you gas, why do you have any around?

Do you use Doritos to lure little Mexican boys into your car?

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Cardinal Dario Fungi

This is a horrific attack on the Holy Roman Catholic Church. The well-documented sacrament of Transubstantiation is a sacred to us as praying to the Blessed Virgin Mary. How could people DO such a thing? I have never seen a greater assault on humanity.

Also, Doritos give me gas.

What are you so up in arms about Cardinal? Doritos are unleavened. Besides if Mary can appear as a potato chip, another unleavened product why are you upset with a Transplantation for your cannibalistic meal?

Tell me in your opinion does the change occur at the molecular, atomic or sub atomic level? Perhaps a the quantum level? I know you guys like that pseudo-scientific stuff like Big Bang. Heck your cult invented the hypothesis.

[Unfalsifiable]

The insane and cultist practise (that Catholics invented) of eating bits of carbohydrate and believing they're Jesus is nothing short of hilarious and should be widely open for ridicule in my opinion.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Cardinal Dario Fungi

[blah, blah blah] The well-documented sacrament of Transubstantiation [blah, blah blah]

Also, Doritos give me gas.

2 -4- 6 - 8, Do they transsubstantiate?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

2 -4- 6 - 8, Do they transsubstantiate?

The perfect cheer if Landover Baptist University's football team is ever up against Notre Dame! (Envisioning LBU cheerleaders tossing multicolored Catholic communion wafers onto the field.)