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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-15-2016, 11:36 PM
The federal government starts making gays and marihuana legal at the same time? I don't think that's a coincidence. I've heard tell of so-called "rave parties" where the gays will dress in crazy clothes (if you're lucky) and smoke the marihuana while they dance to the Devil's hard rock music. Can you imagine?
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-16-2016, 07:32 PM
I always feel closest to Jesus whenever I eat a brownie. Many of the people in our church have learned how to get closer to the Jesus inside them by taking cannabis. Jesus speaks to me so beautifully at that time and tells me what things that He didn't really mean in the way they are written in the Bible and how he's really sad that people twist His words to mean bad things.
He and I are so in tune and it's all because I have such an open mind and carefree attitude.
Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-16-2016, 09:51 PM
That's not Jesus speaking, dear. That's the hallucinations. It means it's time to refill your meds.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-17-2016, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
That's not Jesus speaking, dear. That's the hallucinations. It means it's time to refill your meds.
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Don't you feel Jesus busting with love and wonder deep inside you?
He is just so good and lovely and tolerant whenever I think of Him. This idea that people 2000 years ago knew Jesus as well as we know Him now after having had so long to refine our understanding of His will is crazy. He is nothing like the people who lived at the same time as Him and had stories passed down by word of mouth saw Him. We are so much more in tune with him these days.
Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-19-2016, 01:48 PM
Indeed. The weed is far too dank for any mortal man, and it encourages rainbows to blossom within a mans anus, thus making him gay.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-20-2016, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by J3susFollower
Indeed. The weed is far too dank for any mortal man, and it encourages rainbows to blossom within a mans anus, thus making him gay.
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That's not how weeds work, friend...
The Bible specifically forbids doing the drugs:
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Titus 2:11-12
11 For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,
12 Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;
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Everyone on Earth knew about Jesus at that point in time- a century, give or take, since Jesus was born among a group of semi-literate Joos. And since they knew about it even then, no one has any excuse for not living a sober, righteous, and godly life. Christ is reserving your spot in the Lake of Fire as you smoke that spliff.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
07-15-2016, 06:27 PM
There should be no debate on this after all they call it the devils weed for a reason and that's because it turns you away from God's true path and makes you a unholy sinner who goes against his holy word and damns you to hell to burn in all eternity with the rest of them in the lake of fire while the devil smokes his bong and laughs at your stupidity and misery.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
07-15-2016, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Chris
There should be no debate on this after all they call it the devils weed for a reason and that's because it turns you away from God's true path and makes you a unholy sinner who goes against his holy word and damns you to hell to burn in all eternity with the rest of them in the lake of fire while the devil smokes his bong and laughs at your stupidity and misery.
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Son, the important thing here is that nothing is more God turn awaking than choosing to be attracted to the same sex
And that's exactly what the Drugs do: it forces you to chose to be gaywise.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-13-2016, 04:08 AM
Sadly, this is what I run into, time after time as I try my best to discourage the path from the weed to the rectum. One of the poor souls I tried so hard to save. I think I have lost him to his colon and Satan.
Warning! Strong language! But this is the Men's Forum.
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Same here man! Or I don't think it's temporary really but I don't think I'm gay or bi either. Or maybe a bit bi but I've stopped thinking of myself like straight, homo or bi.
I like to think nowadays that whatever you're in the mood for at some points in your life doesn't have to define you. Weed made me realize that I like the thought of dicks, and also being penetrated.
But I'm attracted to dicks and I enjoy being penetrated and submissive. I love smoking a spliff and then doing some anal masturbation to some shemale porn, that's the second best thing about weed.
The first being just messing about socially with some friends. But usually when I smoke alone I end up with some kind of dick porn. Someday I might find a gal to put on a strap on and piffle me, but until then I'll just do it on my own!
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And there you have it. Buds make you gay.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-14-2017, 12:25 PM
When i was younger, i took a puff of this devilish drug and i soon discovered that i started to feel like a sinner. Not because i had taken this drug but a urge to have intercourse with another man. I think this is completely true. BTW i pulled myself back to gods side and did not interact with any men.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-14-2017, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Apollo2
When i was younger, i took a puff of this devilish drug and i soon discovered that i started to feel like a sinner. Not because i had taken this drug but a urge to have intercourse with another man. I think this is completely true. BTW i pulled myself back to gods side and did not interact with any men.
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Weed does not make you gay.
I guess if you feel like a sinner that means you definitely are one: or you have been inculcated into a mythology specific to your local area.
It's funny how religion is regional.
Welcome to to forum. You could be right at home with the other delusional idiots here.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-14-2017, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Weed does not make you gay.
I guess if you feel like a sinner that means you definitely are one: or you have been inculcated into a mythology specific to your local area.
It's funny how religion is regional.
Welcome to to forum. You could be right at home with the other delusional idiots here.
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You are the idiot. You keep coming back to a forum you obviously hold in contempt. That's telling.
And Jesus is everywhere, not just in the region one is born.
Jeremiah 23:24 - Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD
Jesus wins, again!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-14-2017, 03:27 PM
The 420 epic meme christened weed marijuana is indeed legal in the DPRK. As is homosexuality. However, I does not have any problem with homosexuality at all. I does not believe it will immoral. The DPRK is still an shining beacon of traditional value. Does I believe many homosexuals participate in degenerate acts? Of course! But many heterosexual does also! It is only in the west, however, with a lack of Juche, that these decadents occur.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-11-2017, 05:19 PM
Consider this before you read: read to learn don't read to answer back with a witty remark.
So i came across this site on facebook and i have to ask how and what causes "rectumosis". I was taught the lord came up witheveryhin that you see and believe in is that not true? Why is it that a person must be forced into something that they do not wish. And also it seems a bit like your test was set up for the testies to fail as you set the invironment to a homosexual agenda.
My question comes with a little curiousity on why you yourself harold porter have that little smiles list next to your name with a confederate flag, and a gun pointed at a black child and i'm suppossed to listen to this i have lost all hope and wish you the best at this form of disrepsect toward the lord
Sinners come in all shapes and sizes and god is the one to make the decissions. You may hate my post but i stand by my word and "opinion" i will not be mad i will not retaliate. I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn
Tah tah for now
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-11-2017, 05:54 PM
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Consider this before you read: read to learn don't read to answer back with a witty remark
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Hello and to our friendly forum! I do hope that you will espouse the same consideration you are asking us.
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I was taught the lord came up witheveryhin that you see and believe in is that not true?
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Indeed! He created everything, good and evil:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
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Why is it that a person must be forced into something that they do not wish.
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Because that's how God wants it. Following your logic, we should allow psychopats run freely and bash peoples' heads at their wish.
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I have lost all hope and wish you the best at this form of disrepsect toward the lord
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How is following God's Word, disrespecting Him? And why don't you capitalize "Lord?"
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Sinners come in all shapes and sizes and god is the one to make the decissions.
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Yes. And He left us a document where He details His decisions about sinners:
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
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You may hate my post but i stand by my word and "opinion" i will not be mad i will not retaliate. I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn
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We don't care about your opinions, dear. Why should we? The world does not revolve around you. We only care about God's opinions, as specified in the Holy Bible.
I hope that was helpful. I will pray for you.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-12-2017, 01:12 AM
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C I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn
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Yes, I have learnt that reading you is a waste of time.
Please, if you are going to argue with something said here use scripture to back up what you say. Or elaborate a bit further, so we can understand why do you say what you say.
Is it too much to ask? An elaborated opinion? An opinion backed up with the actual word of God?
Thanks.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-12-2017, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Laughootloud
You may hate my post but i stand by my word and "opinion" i will not be mad i will not retaliate. I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn
Tah tah for now
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Greetings Mr. hootloud. I doubt if these white people hate your opinions because I am afraid you forgot to put any opinions in your letter. That and your promise not to retaliate is probably all that is keeping them from hunting you down and trying to bring you to Jesus. It may be that you are having problems with English as a second language. I think that Laug is a Finnish or Norwegian name but I am not sure about your last name. It sounds kind of north European too. What is your opinion of Black men? The Swedish people are very advanced and are in favor of Black men and Black Swedish babies.
Jah Guide
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-12-2017, 06:41 AM
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So i came across this site on facebook and i have to ask how and what causes "rectumosis".
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A good question. Rectumosis is a gay disease, not taught in normal medical schools, because queers are not normal.
Often a chronic lifetime condition for the fag, rectumosis results from incessant homo-rectal intercourse. The bowels can only withstand so much abuse, after all.
Initial diagnosis is difficult, but when the condition becomes acute, it is obvious. A rectum that is alternately distended and badly prolapsed. And filthy with homosexual semen.
At this point, sigmoid/colonic distal rectumosis is likely to ensue. But it CAN be cured if we just listen to God!
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Stop the fagging and live!
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
02-13-2017, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
A good question. Rectumosis is a gay disease, not taught in normal medical schools, because queers are not normal.
Often a chronic lifetime condition for the fag, rectumosis results from incessant homo-rectal intercourse. The bowels can only withstand so much abuse, after all.
Initial diagnosis is difficult, but when the condition becomes acute, it is obvious. A rectum that is alternately distended and badly prolapsed. And filthy with homosexual semen.
At this point, sigmoid/colonic distal rectumosis is likely to ensue. But it CAN be cured if we just listen to God!
Stop the fagging and live!
In Him
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We at Landover Baptist thank God to the expertise of Brother Porter. He masters scientific and technical terms with such ease.
I'm going to propose that Landover Baptist fund research into the disease, rectumosis. If people start dying in the streets, the public will demand national leadership do something even if the cause is decadent sin.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-14-2017, 11:39 PM
I'm still straight.....
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