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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:14 AM

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I just joined this lovely forum.

And this makes me so sick to see this rubbish that is brainwashing our children.
This is what happens when we let black people run the country.
Im sure our friends here can find some place in the bible that says got hates blacks...
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:17 AM

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Im sure our friends here can find some place in the bible that says got hates blacks...
Do you not know of the curse of Ham? Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611)?

Black folks may be the servents of man but they can still get into Heaven if they try hard enough.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:22 AM

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Do you not know of the curse of Ham? Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611)?

Black folks may be the servents of man but they can still get into Heaven if they try hard enough.

God bless
Well the point that I was trying to make was WHY IS THIS BLACK MAN PRETENDING TO BE GOD?


and may I ask what kind of Doctor you are?
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:26 AM

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Do you not know of the curse of Ham? Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611)?

Black folks may be the servents of man but they can still get into Heaven if they try hard enough.

God bless
You are telling me I am cursed if I eat ham? How can I save my self doctor
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:33 AM

You people are all religious mormons, it is a game based upon fiction. It is in no way supporting the existence of the one you call "The Devil".

Here's a fun little fact for you, God does not exist. I dare you to prove me wrong, show some actual proof regarding the existence of God and not some mormonic book that a peasant starting selling to gain power.

Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake you think a simple game like Tic-Tac-Toe is the work of Satan. You're complete and utter brainwashed lunatics.
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You people are all religious mormons, it is a game based upon fiction. It is in no way supporting the existence of the one you call "The Devil".

Here's a fun little fact for you, God does not exist. I dare you to prove me wrong, show some actual proof regarding the existence of God and not some mormonic book that a peasant starting selling to gain power.

Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake you think a simple game like Tic-Tac-Toe is the work of Satan. You're complete and utter brainwashed lunatics.
does exist
Game
Set
Match

Sorry friend.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:39 AM

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Sorry friend.
Oh yeah I forgot the word of some simple minded religious nutjob is absolute proof of God's existence.

Go kill yourself...
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:39 AM

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Sorry friend.
I believe the term is ace, inhibitor, baron
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Oh yeah I forgot the word of some simple minded religious nutjob is absolute proof of God's existence.

Go kill yourself...
Friend, the game has rotted your mind. Does your school know you are writing terroristic pledges on the internet?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 01:01 AM

This game just absolutely destroys people's thinking patterns, it has been scientifically proven by a group of Russian scientists. This satanic came also brings so much hate and inserts evil within people replacing the good of society. This game should be boycotted.
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Cool Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 01:06 AM

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This game just absolutely destroys people's thinking patterns, it has been scientifically proven by a group of Russian scientists. This satanic came also brings so much hate and inserts evil within people replacing the good of society. This game should be boycotted.
Friend, please provide proper footnotes.

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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This game just absolutely destroys people's thinking patterns, it has been scientifically proven by a group of Russian scientists.
You don't need studies for that. Just look at these gamer nerds we got here today. If they ever had any capability to think, this game has taken even that little away and turned them into complete retards. Hence the term gametard.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 01:12 AM

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You don't need studies for that. Just look at these gamer nerds we got here today. If they ever had any capability to think, this game has taken even that little away and turned them into complete retards. Hence the term gametard.
I completely agree. Video games such as this one are just absolutely destroying intellect and game developers are injecting children and teenagers with gametardation.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 01:48 AM

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You don't need studies for that. Just look at these gamer nerds we got here today. If they ever had any capability to think, this game has taken even that little away and turned them into complete retards. Hence the term gametard.
I find this very offensive. I'm a gamer and I have a very high thinking capacity compared to many people that I know.
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I find this very offensive. I'm a gamer and I have a very high thinking capacity compared to many people that I know.
Truth hurts sometimes. You might be above average in this gametard crowd, but lets see just for example these few cream of the gamer crop we got today.

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Well the point that I was trying to make was WHY IS THIS BLACK MAN PRETENDING TO BE GOD?
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You are telling me I am cursed if I eat ham? How can I save my self doctor
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You people are all religious mormons
Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake
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Go kill yourself...
I can see the pattern with all the previous gametards we've got here.
This is why you need to leave these satanic activities behind and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 02:18 AM

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Lets see just for example these few cream of the gamer crop we got today.
I know envy is a sin, but you can admit it to me if you're jealous that there are "professional gametards" who make hundreds of thousands a year (examples being Curse Entertainment's VoyBoy and Team CounterLogicGaming's DoubleLift).
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I know envy is a sin....
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 02:43 AM

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You'll find no "seven papal sins" here, friend, only the Good News that Christ Jesus came to offer Salvation for those who love Him just right!
I just wanted to know. If he's jealous that people can make mountains of cash by playing video games, I don't care. I would be jealous of it too!
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I know envy is a sin, but you can admit it to me if you're jealous that there are "professional gametards" who make hundreds of thousands a year (examples being Curse Entertainment's VoyBoy and Team CounterLogicGaming's DoubleLift).
There are scores of airhead bimbos that make hundred times more money a year than these professionals of gametarding.

There must be thousands upon thousands people who makes more money in a year than I do, but why would I envy them? Your logic does not make much sense.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 02:49 AM

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Your logic does not make much sense.
I believe he goes from forum to forum to offer his shoulder for handsome men to cry on, and he wants to know if you feel... sad and in need of comfort.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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