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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 01:46 AM
I put in a call to St. Louis Police Chief Jon Belmar to see if they had a handle on things.
My friends, the situation is bleak in Ferguson today. The police are running dangerously low on both rubber bullets and tear gas. Should law enforcement run out of these items there will be pure anarchy and we may safely assume that the roughly 3,000 white women living there will be impregnated or raped to death by rioting Democrat Negroes.
While no self respecting American citizen would own rubber bullets, I ask you to donate any nearly expired teargas grenades you have in your survival bunkers along with whatever 9mm ammunition you feel you can spare. I am furnishing 5,000 rounds of ammo myself, along with a case of liquid rubber cans to dip them in.
Please, give until it hurts. Until it hurts those rampaging animals.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,716
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 02:43 AM
I have two 50 gallon drums of Agent Orange in the basement, and Grampa's old crop duster is just collecting cobwebs out in the barn. Maybe a little aerial dioxin dumping might take some of the piss & vinegar out of those brutes for the next couple of generations.
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 03:15 AM
Catch them and castrate them! It's the only thing that will keep the feral nigra population down.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Winning Souls in his Winnebago
True Christian™
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Posts: 3,893
Join Date: May 2010
Location: travelling the heartland in my Winnebago.
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 03:27 AM
I have 3-4 boxes of Bibles if there is any shortage.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,716
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Catch them and castrate them! It's the only thing that will keep the feral nigra population down.
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Easy as pie, Sister...
...and when the captive spook sticks his junk out through the hole in the box (what negroe could resist?)...SNIPP!! Problem solved!
I feel the Spirit moving through me now. This is good...this is very, very good. Thank you, Jesus!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 04:04 AM
Brother, Mr. Etheldreda has offered to donate 200 pairs of work boots so those negro boys can learn the value of honest work so they can give up this looting nonsense.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Winning Souls in his Winnebago
True Christian™
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Posts: 3,893
Join Date: May 2010
Location: travelling the heartland in my Winnebago.
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Brother, Mr. Etheldreda has offered to donate 200 pairs of work boots so those negro boys can learn the value of honest work so they can give up this looting nonsense.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life.
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If we could find 200 shoe shine boxes, success.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 08:39 AM
Brother Des, we have no ammo here in Europe, thanks to our commie governments. But I do have spare funds, following the sale of my house. Can you PM me your bank details? I will wire the money over and you can pass it on to the appropriate person.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: Donations Needed -
08-20-2014, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Brother Des, we have no ammo here in Europe, thanks to our commie governments. But I do have spare funds, following the sale of my house. Can you PM me your bank details? I will wire the money over and you can pass it on to the appropriate person.
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My routing number is on the way. I'll make the ammunition purchases and personally dip the bullets in liquid rubber, and give each shell my personal blessing in order to make sure the police department receives the very best.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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