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Originally Posted by WashedWithHisBlood
I'm sure that there are some educated Christian here who could guide an average Joe like me.
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Sadly, friend, I've had more of an education in such matters than I would like to admit. And I went far beyond tertiary education in
this respect–I was well on my way to a Post Doc in damnation!
Though I am now tormented-justly-by self-loathing for my abominable impulses and struggling mightily to keep myself on the STRAIGHT and narrow path of the lord, I do perceive opportunities from time to time to use the knowledge obtained in the "enemy's camp" in service of The Good Fight. To defeat your enemy you must know your enemy! In that spirit, I will try to briefly explain the irresistible appeal of the poop chute for homers.
Realize that even a mind as twisted and depraved as a homosexual's has a bonafide human being buried somewhere in there. As a consequence, the RIGHTEOUS dichotomy of "male and female" is always subconsciously active in a homer's sexuality. The conclusion, as born out by experience, is inevitable: In every gay relationship, whether between a couple of limp twisted "friends of Judy" or muscle-bound bikers, there is ALWAYS a "boy" and a "girl." And brother, if you've got a boy and a girl... well... you see where this is going. A woman has a PROPER, GODLY passage for progress of the male engine in the act of sexual congress–a man has NONE. But he does have two
other orifices, which these pitiable monsters make us of as they can in their depraved parody of a natural male–female union.
I hope that offers some insight into this particular proclivity of homers–though of course the ways of homer sin will always be a mystery in some measure to healthy, god-fearing Christians who have been blessed by Jesus with an enviable lack of first hand experience with this "community."
Yours in Christ