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Default Can some one please discuss the science behind anal rape - 10-30-2014, 12:22 PM

Generally speaking I've never been to any tertiary institution nor do I believe in any sciences. But good-friends something had bothered my throught for quite a long time in regards to aspect of anal rape. Like what is so enticing about it? What is the reason behind sticking ones private parts into some one elses bottom? And why is it that whenever I think about it I get to have this ferocious feeling where I get to bite the collar of my shirt while muttering Jesus' name?

Like I've said I am not trying to start any taboo conversation that ruins your dinner or anything like that, but I'm sure that there are some educated Christian here who could guide an average Joe like me.
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You are hardly an average Joe. You are unsaved and a wretch.

If you are trying to impress yourself, I hope you have succeeded. As for the Christians who come here for fellowship, we see a dozen geniuses like you every week.

I will pray for you, but I doubt it will do any good. I fear Hell awaits you.

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Default Re: Can some one please discuss the science behind anal rape - 11-06-2014, 10:10 AM

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You are hardly an average Joe. You are unsaved and a wretch.

If you are trying to impress yourself, I hope you have succeeded. As for the Christians who come here for fellowship, we see a dozen geniuses like you every week.

I will pray for you, but I doubt it will do any good. I fear Hell awaits you.

God Bless!
Sorry but I am not an unsaved wretch. Cause I know through my faith in Christ that I share the same holy outlook as your church, and by all mean if I seemed not to then I am doing everything I can to be accepted in the Lords.
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Sorry but I am not an unsaved wretch. Cause I know through my faith in Christ that I share the same holy outlook as your church, and by all mean if I seemed not to then I am doing everything I can to be accepted in the Lords.
Sorry(*) but the DoF thinks otherwise.

(* That is the same sort of "sorry" as yours, meaning I'm contradicting you, not "sorry" as in I'm apologizing or even care.)


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Default Re: Can some one please discuss the science behind anal rape - 11-06-2014, 11:08 AM

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Sorry(*) but the DoF thinks otherwise.

(* That is the same sort of "sorry" as yours, meaning I'm contradicting you, not "sorry" as in I'm apologizing or even care.)
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I'm sure that there are some educated Christian here who could guide an average Joe like me.
Sadly, friend, I've had more of an education in such matters than I would like to admit. And I went far beyond tertiary education in this respect–I was well on my way to a Post Doc in damnation!

Though I am now tormented-justly-by self-loathing for my abominable impulses and struggling mightily to keep myself on the STRAIGHT and narrow path of the lord, I do perceive opportunities from time to time to use the knowledge obtained in the "enemy's camp" in service of The Good Fight. To defeat your enemy you must know your enemy! In that spirit, I will try to briefly explain the irresistible appeal of the poop chute for homers.

Realize that even a mind as twisted and depraved as a homosexual's has a bonafide human being buried somewhere in there. As a consequence, the RIGHTEOUS dichotomy of "male and female" is always subconsciously active in a homer's sexuality. The conclusion, as born out by experience, is inevitable: In every gay relationship, whether between a couple of limp twisted "friends of Judy" or muscle-bound bikers, there is ALWAYS a "boy" and a "girl." And brother, if you've got a boy and a girl... well... you see where this is going. A woman has a PROPER, GODLY passage for progress of the male engine in the act of sexual congress–a man has NONE. But he does have two other orifices, which these pitiable monsters make us of as they can in their depraved parody of a natural male–female union.

I hope that offers some insight into this particular proclivity of homers–though of course the ways of homer sin will always be a mystery in some measure to healthy, god-fearing Christians who have been blessed by Jesus with an enviable lack of first hand experience with this "community."

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I'm doing my best to put Jesus inside me ma'am. I hope you understand that.
It's smut like that that makes Jesus weep, you know?

Shame on you! This is a site to praise The Lord: not to joke about anality?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Can some one please discuss the science behind anal rape - 11-07-2014, 05:35 AM

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It's smut like that that makes Jesus weep, you know?

Shame on you! This is a site to praise The Lord: not to joke about anality?

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Good man, I am not joking about any anality. I was just wondering about what you've ascertain in your scientifical finding so far-cause mind you- we're now living in an era where queer gay sex is becoming more popular by the minute. So please don't treat this as a mere joke; let me know what you know so that we both may get to know each other.
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Good man, I am not joking about any anality. I was just wondering about what you've ascertain in your scientifical finding so far-cause mind you- we're now living in an era where queer gay sex is becoming more popular by the minute. So please don't treat this as a mere joke; let me know what you know so that we both may get to know each other.
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