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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 09:04 PM
Then how is Jesus so special? He was born from a woman too.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
11-01-2006, 02:23 PM
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Then how is Jesus so special? He was born from a woman too.
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Jesus is not special at all, if you mean "special" like you are. That short bus you ride to school? you know the one where you spend your mornings licking the condensation off the windows with your abnormally wide tongue? Jesus was never on a bus like that.
If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know about Jesus, girl! His daddy was God Almighty, not some pervert drug dealer like yours. Jesus died temporarily on the cross for your sins and mine! He walked on water, healed the sick, cursed a fig tree and beat the living hell out of jew loan sharks, all for you!
Plus if you Tithe now, you might win a new Playstation3!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
11-01-2006, 05:31 PM
My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
11-01-2006, 05:56 PM
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My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
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You've certainly done a good job of hiding the evidence that you're not a retard.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
11-01-2006, 06:04 PM
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My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not a retard, don't make me laugh.
You continue to deny the existance of Heaven, Hell, God, Jesus, etc. even when given plenty of proof of Their existance. Your spelling and grammar are really bad. These facts all point to the fact you are a retard.
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-03-2006, 10:00 PM
STOP PRESS!!
Latest Picture of the Negra Child..............
Looks Kinda familiar to me!!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-03-2006, 11:22 PM
An adorable child...
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-03-2006, 11:26 PM
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An adorable child...
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Miss Icky, can you at least try to make complete sentences? Demanding relevance from you is hopeless I know, but a single coherent thought would be at least one small step toward Jesus' love.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-06-2006, 05:20 PM
Madonna's child is adorable. Is that a full sentence?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-06-2006, 05:54 PM
Madonna's child is a VERY unhappy little jungle bunny who has been taken away from his family to live in a house he hates in a country he hates and made to eat food he hates with white people whom he hates. The sooner Madonna realizes it and tosses him down a well, the better.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
11-06-2006, 07:17 PM
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Madonna's child is a VERY unhappy little jungle bunny who has been taken away from his family to live in a house he hates in a country he hates and made to eat food he hates with white people whom he hates. The sooner Madonna realizes it and tosses him down a well, the better.
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Godly words Pastor. These African-Africans hate America and do not appreciate all what we do for them by allowing them to rot forgotten on their worthless continent. Who do those people think finance the exploitation of their natural resources? America that’s who! Who buys their blood diamonds? America, that's who! Yet all they do is complain, complain, complain. If they just too responsibility for themselves and accepted Jesus AIDs, tuberculoses, ebola and malaria would be eradicated immediately in Africa.
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-16-2006, 02:13 AM
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Godly words Pastor. These African-Africans hate America and do not appreciate all what we do for them by allowing them to rot forgotten on their worthless continent. Who do those people think finance the exploitation of their natural resources? America that’s who! Who buys their blood diamonds? America, that's who! Yet all they do is complain, complain, complain. If they just too responsibility for themselves and accepted Jesus AIDs, tuberculoses, ebola and malaria would be eradicated immediately in Africa.
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but does JESUS realy want that? Even with fellow whites we expect certain minimums, it's supposed to be called heaven and I find it a name hard to swallow with a billion little niggas monkeying around by the pearly gates....
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-16-2006, 02:16 AM
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Madonna's child is a VERY unhappy little jungle bunny who has been taken away from his family to live in a house he hates in a country he hates and made to eat food he hates with white people whom he hates. The sooner Madonna realizes it and tosses him down a well, the better.
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AMEN PASTOR....AMEN!!
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12-16-2006, 07:30 AM
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but does JESUS realy want that? Even with fellow whites we expect certain minimums, it's supposed to be called heaven and I find it a name hard to swallow with a billion little niggas monkeying around by the pearly gates....
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Friend, I realize that you are new here, and perhaps some education is in order.
This is not a hate site. We do not use words like "nigga" or "nigger" here. We only address colored folk with proper terms, such as:
Nigra/Nigress
Negro/Negress
Hamite
Colored Person
SPF1000
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Darkie
If you want to run about making racist slurs, I believe there's a Klan site out there somewhere.
There is room in Heaven for ALL races, and not only Pure White folks can be Saved. Negroes, Spics, Slants, and Injuns can all be Saved, as well. Surely you don't expect your Pure White brethren and sistren to be running about Heaven making your bed, cooking your meals, and wiping your as fingerprints off the doorknobs! REALLY, NOW!
This is very distressing. Here at Landover Baptist Church we pride ourselves on our inclusivity, and here you are, making us look like a bunch of racist trailer trash. Please consider in the future how your comments will make US look in the eyes of non-White donors the Lord!!
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-16-2006, 06:19 PM
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Friend, I realize that you are new here, and perhaps some education is in order.
This is not a hate site. We do not use words like "nigga" or "nigger" here. We only address colored folk with proper terms, such as:
Nigra/Nigress
Negro/Negress
Hamite
Colored Person
SPF1000
or
Darkie
If you want to run about making racist slurs, I believe there's a Klan site out there somewhere.
There is room in Heaven for ALL races, and not only Pure White folks can be Saved. Negroes, Spics, Slants, and Injuns can all be Saved, as well. Surely you don't expect your Pure White brethren and sistren to be running about Heaven making your bed, cooking your meals, and wiping your as fingerprints off the doorknobs! REALLY, NOW!
This is very distressing. Here at Landover Baptist Church we pride ourselves on our inclusivity, and here you are, making us look like a bunch of racist trailer trash. Please consider in the future how your comments will make US look in the eyes of non-White donors the Lord!!
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Sorry brother, in the keyboard R & G are just above one another and I did strike the wrong letter... it was NIGRA not nigga...
And I do know that SOME darkies are a necessary ... necessity... but a full billion seemed a bit too much.
Concerning the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH in the eyes of those... others... THE COMMENTS I PRESENTED ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CHURCH WHOSE ACCOU... DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL!
Even those comments are pure in the eyes of GOD for they were made out of haste and keyboard lapse!
PRAISE THE LORD!
p.s. do tell me the URK of the Klan forum site so that I will not end there by mistake or lured by the mischief of sinners
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-17-2006, 11:02 AM
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p.s. do tell me the URK of the Klan forum site so that I will not end there by mistake or lured by the mischief of sinners
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Sorry, we do not promote hate sites of any kind, especially not ones like k-k-k.com!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-17-2006, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
This is not a hate site. We do not use words like "nigga" or "nigger" here. We only address colored folk with proper terms, such as:
Nigra/Nigress
Negro/Negress
Hamite
Colored Person
SPF1000
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Darkie
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Thank you for starting that list Borther Knees.
Here are a few more acceptable terms for the negroid race.
Tar Baby
Spear Chucker
Porch Monkey
Jigaboo
You are right that all races can be Saved®, however the place reserved for negras, beaners, gooks, chinks, dot heads and the like in Heaven is lower than that of a Saved® white True Christian™ person. However, they will still have the pleasure of serving us in Heaven.
SHOUT GLORY!!!!!!!!
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
12-18-2006, 11:46 AM
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Thank you for starting that list Borther Knees.
Here are a few more acceptable terms for the negroid race.
Tar Baby
Spear Chucker
Porch Monkey
Jigaboo
You are right that all races can be Saved®, however the place reserved for negras, beaners, gooks, chinks, dot heads and the like in Heaven is lower than that of a Saved® white True Christian™ person. However, they will still have the pleasure of serving us in Heaven.
SHOUT GLORY!!!!!!!!
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