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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-26-2008, 06:15 PM

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God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits?
Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-26-2008, 07:18 PM

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Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

Wow. I don't know wether to laugh or vomit.

No, it's not me. I shave my legs and armpits (along with one other area that I'm too much of a lady to discuss). I was asking wether or not it's a sin for a lady to shave these areas? Do you want me to have hairy pits and legs? I'm pretty sure the men wouldn't want that (my ex husband sometimes got pissy if I didn't shave my pits daily; what, is he actually going to check under my arms to make sure there isn't a stubble there? Well, he tried).


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-27-2008, 03:04 AM

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Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

I'd tap that
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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-27-2008, 03:05 AM

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I'd tap that
You would fornicate with an armpit???


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-27-2008, 08:47 AM

It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 09-27-2008, 09:16 AM

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It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
You'd be much better screaming out your Love for Jesus from the highest tower and Evangelizing to everyone you meet.
Oh, I find tithes and Loving Donations go down really well too



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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-13-2008, 05:33 PM

Thanks paster Ezeikel. Your thread convinced me to get a baphomet, enclosed in a ouroboros, tattooed on my shoulder-blade.
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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-13-2008, 05:44 PM

Post in the Introductions Forum SH. It's rude to post without us knowing a little about you.




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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 10:59 AM

I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?



I don't know what would be wrong by this, in the time of Jesus it didn't exist so I think the cutting and stuff is more like emo's do and has nothing to do with this.


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 11:50 AM

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I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?



I don't know what would be wrong by this, in the time of Jesus it didn't exist so I think the cutting and stuff is more like emo's do and has nothing to do with this.
It's lovely. I have a butterfly (my totem) on my back and an ouroboros around my navel, in addition to a pentacle navel ring.


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 12:04 PM

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I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
Pffft! Yeah, RIGHT! SURE you have a bellybutton piercing.

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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:02 PM

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I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?

Is that there for your customers to look at while they sodomize you?

I don't believe that your bellybutton is pierced either. We Pastors know when trollops like you are lying.


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:04 PM

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Pffft! Yeah, RIGHT! SURE you have a bellybutton piercing.

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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:08 PM

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You would like to see that one right ?
NAH I'm not going to risc another infraction AGAIN
You can send me the proof via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I guarantee there will be no infraction.

But we still don't believe you.


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:12 PM

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You can send me the proof via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I guarantee there will be no infraction.

But we still don't believe you.
I could easily google that piercing and send you a random picture of a girls bellybutton.
Why don't you ask God if I'm telling the truth ? I'm sure he knows the answer.

I don't get why you want proof anyway since you disapprove piercings and tatoo's


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:17 PM

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NAH I'm not going to risc another infraction AGAIN
I will infract you if you DON'T show the Pastors proof. You can hold today's newspaper next to it, or put a loaf of bread on your head - that way we know it's you.

Send it to Pastor Zeke, as requested.


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:17 PM

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I could easily google that piercing and send you a random picture of a girls bellybutton.
You can't fool Jesus. I would know.

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Why don't you ask God if I'm telling the truth ? I'm sure he knows the answer.
He does. But He can't be bothered with you at the moment.

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I don't get why you want proof anyway since you disapprove piercings and tatoo's
Because I know you are a liar, and I want to expose you. I want to shove the Holy Ghost down your throat and get you to accept Jesus TODAY! NOW!


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:19 PM

exactly what I was thinking too.

I don't have a newspaper, it's always full with the same crap. Mostly aboyt our ministers messings things up more and more so why spent money to it ?

How about a great FU-finger next to it


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Default Re: Should I get a Tattoo? - 10-15-2008, 01:29 PM

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How about a great FU-finger next to it
I'm not familiar with great Fu-fingers, but I bet it's nothing decent.

How about putting your hands together and praying to Jesus! That's the kind of picture Pastor Zeke wants to see!


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