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BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-24-2007, 06:24 PM
Or maybe we better just re-Name it "Brown Friday if this keeps up. Just look - messicants are determined to overrun EVERYTHING now! Even the one day of the year which promotes Christian Togetherness like no other. What do you thing the 3 "Jesuses" here are in such a hurry to purchase?:
(Wondering: Is all-but-forgotten KMart trying to out-Godly Wal*Mart by being open Thanksgiving Day so one can get in even more Christmas Shopping?)
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-24-2007, 09:03 PM
Good grief. They look like gang members waiting to rob the store!
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-25-2007, 03:58 AM
I worked in a local Wal-Mart for 5 hours and did not see one person that was not lily-white. Maybe SUV you are just in a bad neighborhood.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-25-2007, 03:18 PM
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I worked in a local Wal-Mart for 5 hours and did not see one person that was not lily-white. Maybe SUV you are just in a bad neighborhood.
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God Bless your local Wal*Mart, Brother Lord Warrior!
A story was printed in the Reader Reaction section of Black Friday news in our local newspaper, and this cashier - I forget if it was actually Wal*Mart she worked for - stated that she did not see one American the entire time she worked on this day! (True Story)
I think Brother Marshall is Right: Those messicant "Jesuses" are 'casing the jernt' - they Certainly don't look like no Wise Men to me!!
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11-25-2007, 04:04 PM
I'm not quite sure what to make of this:
I'm confused about the two darkies and one slant-eyed in the photo. Do these so-called "minorities" celebrate Christmas? Are they mocking Jesus?
Praise the Lord,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 12:33 AM
i belive slant-eyed ppl do celebrate christmas, but they call it "annual festive super wish gift day", I think.
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11-26-2007, 01:11 AM
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i belive slant-eyed ppl do celebrate christmas, but they call it "annual festive super wish gift day", I think.
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*cackles*
It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
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11-26-2007, 01:58 AM
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*cackles*
It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
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Well, why don't you get your boyfriend a box of Chick Tracts? Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like threats of hellfire & damnation. Also, a voter registration card that registers him as a Republican; this will prove that you're doing the Lord's work.
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11-26-2007, 02:17 AM
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Well, why don't you get your boyfriend a box of Chick Tracts? Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like threats of hellfire & damnation. Also, a voter registration card that registers him as a Republican; this will prove that you're doing the Lord's work.
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Omd, no. That's the worst gift anyone can give anybody. I think I might just get him a book or something....
And no, it's not gonna be the bible, it'll probably be a book about history or something. He likes that.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 02:46 PM
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Omd, no. That's the worst gift anyone can give anybody. I think I might just get him a book or something....
And no, it's not gonna be the bible, it'll probably be a book about history or something. He likes that.
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The Bible is history, authored by God himself. Everything else is a lie.
Hope you don't buy your boyfriend one of those evil Harry Potter books. He could go straight to Hell reading one of those. You'd do much better to buy him a gift coupon for purchasing holy items in the LBC online gift shop.
And by the way, I pray that you are properly escorted by your father or brothers when you're hanging out with your boyfriend - being alone with him before you're married will also put you on the expressway to Satan's lair.
Jesus is watching you,
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yours in Christ,
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 03:02 PM
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The Bible is history, authored by God himself. Everything else is a lie.
Hope you don't buy your boyfriend one of those evil Harry Potter books. He could go straight to Hell reading one of those. You'd do much better to buy him a gift coupon for purchasing holy items in the LBC online gift shop.
And by the way, I pray that you are properly escorted by your father or brothers when you're hanging out with your boyfriend - being alone with him before you're married will also put you on the expressway to Satan's lair.
Jesus is watching you,
Buford
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He's already read the entire series, so there's no point in buying him a Harry Potter book. I don't think buying him a gift card for the LBC "gift" shop would make him happy. I'll probably buy him a book, and that's final.
And brother's at college with his lover, father's got work, so no, we hang out alone. Haven't seen Satan yet.
And Jesus is watching me? They way you put it, it makes it sound like he's a creepy voyeur or something.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 03:11 PM
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And Jesus is watching me? They way you put it, it makes it sound like he's a creepy voyeur or something.
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The simple fact that you don't make your cooter Christ's personal business is the reason you're headed for the fiery pits of hell. It's for the production of Christian soldiers. It's not some kind of contest to see how many innocent men fall into it's gaping maw.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 03:17 PM
Here is what this Black did last Friday.
He got all hopped up and overdosed on watermellon.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 05:42 PM
In some parts of town, every Friday is Black Friday.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-26-2007, 08:42 PM
Oh my Cruciform Christ, Brother and Sister, those pictures were hideous!!!
So let us now Give Thanks that today is "Cyber Monday" - when folks Shop at Home on their computers and don't need to be exposed to all of....them....Shopping for a "good-fitting pair of shoes" or worse, "a warm place to.....!"
as Brother Earl Butz once Proclaimed in the early 70s.
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-27-2007, 12:49 AM
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*cackles*
It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
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I take it you've already given him the clap?
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-27-2007, 10:40 PM
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The simple fact that you don't make your cooter Christ's personal business is the reason you're headed for the fiery pits of hell. It's for the production of Christian soldiers. It's not some kind of contest to see how many innocent men fall into it's gaping maw.
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Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian? I actually plan on never having sex anyways. Way too many risks.
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I take it you've already given him the clap?
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No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-29-2007, 05:52 PM
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Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian?
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You said it, not us.
Amen,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
11-30-2007, 02:23 AM
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No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?
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Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!
i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me
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Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here -
12-05-2007, 09:33 PM
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Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!
i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me
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I don't think he will be proud of that accomplishment.
Any way does he like action I would buy him a Matthew reilly book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Reilly
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