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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 05:06 AM
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A bit of respect please, I didn't offended you, so please stop with the nicknames
And looks like I was banned only in that part of the forum, don't ask me why, I'm new here
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Ok, try it now.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 05:10 AM
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Ok, try it now.
#69696
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Thanks
Now I read this:
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 05:18 AM
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Thanks
Now I read this:
Javiera, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
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Sweet Jesus it's worse than I thought!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 05:23 AM
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Sweet Jesus it's worse than I thought! ![Fear2](images/smilies/fear2.gif)
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Why? What happen?
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 05:37 AM
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Why? What happen?
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You are hellbound!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 07:00 AM
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In fact my post is now ready, watch it if you want
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=87779
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 07:12 AM
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he had a skin decease called vitiligo, search for it, I'm lying
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I know you are lying. There is no such disease that makes you undergo countless plastic surgeries to remove your negra features.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-20-2013, 01:25 PM
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How dare you to call yourselves people of God when you're taking His place by judging another person?
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Read this, and then get back to us.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-25-2013, 12:16 PM
This is it.
Amen.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
02-25-2013, 12:18 PM
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This is it.
Amen.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 02:34 AM
It was 5 years ago today that Jesus sent this pervert to hell, and still I praise Him for it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 02:19 PM
MJ was the greatest entertainer to ever live. He is missed by millions. No other singer can come close to being as great as Michael Jackson. I'm sure he's in heaven singing with the heavenly hosts!
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 03:55 PM
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MJ was the greatest entertainer to ever live. He is missed by millions. No other singer can come close to being as great as Michael Jackson. I'm sure he's in heaven singing with the heavenly hosts!
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This is one of the things that makes me sad about this forum. Whilst I've only been a member for a short while, I used to go on it for quite a while. It makes me so sad how people start off pretending to be true Christians, then have their facade droop, and eventually crack off. If you're not a true Christian, or looking to become a true Christian, you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Atheists! ![Repent](images/smilies/repent.gif) Make the right choice!
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 06:56 PM
MJ is in heaven with Whitney Houston, MLK, Elvis and Freddie Mercury! The Christian in me tells me that.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 07:03 PM
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...The Christian in me tells me that.
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So what else do those voices tell you?
Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding."
Read the Bible.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-26-2014, 07:34 PM
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So what else do those voices tell you?
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Didymus, I'm concerned that this:
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The Christian in me tells me that.
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has a wholly different meaning when said by a Freddie Mercury fan.
Read Leviticus 18:22, Mr Polisher.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-27-2014, 02:52 AM
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MJ is in heaven with Whitney Houston, MLK, Elvis and Freddie Mercury! The Christian in me tells me that.
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Dear Unsaved Coon;
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-27-2014, 03:49 PM
Isn't calling someone a coon racist?? Thought racism wasn't tolerated at LBC.
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Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. -
06-27-2014, 07:51 PM
Coon is short for raccoon. It refers to the craftiness and sly (social) intelligence of the Negro race. It's a compliment; take it or leave it.
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