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How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-04-2014, 02:47 PM
"The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun." - Wayne LaPierre, NRA President
One of the advantages of being on the right side of history and electing Republicans to government is that more and more states are doing right by the Founding Fathers and legislating open carry laws so that you can enjoy a night of fine dining with your family at Applebee's knowing that they are safe because you have your trusty AR-15 slung over your shoulder, ready to spring into action at the first sign of trouble, just like the Founders intended.
Of course this has got namby-pamby LIEberals wetting their pants. Crying into their arugula, they wail that it's impossible to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun until it's too late. As usual, they are dead WRONG! There are plenty of ways to tell if the guy with the gun is good or bad and I'd like to share some of them with you. Maybe after reading this the DUMBocrats will quit their sobbing and get right with Jesus.
Is the guy carrying a Bible? TRICK QUESTION! I didn't want to start off easy! First you have to LOOK CLOSELY at the Bible. King James 1611? Good guy! Any other versions? Unless he's using a satanic non-KJV as toilet paper, he's a bad guy.
Is he carrying a koran or Darwin's Origin of Species (the atheisn't "bible") - bad guy.
Now, he may be open carrying with both hands, so you can always quiz him. Ask him what his favorite Bible verse is. Reminder: If you have to open your Bible to check to see if his is correct, you may be on the path to being a bad guy. Memorize your scriptures!
Walk up to him and say "allahu". If he's a bad guy, he won't be able to help himself and will finish the phrase with "akbar". Run for cover, not only is he a bad guy he's a terrorist! Alternate phrase if you want to stick to a non-gibberish language - "The world is blank years old." If he replies "millions", bad guy.
As we know, that murdering liberal Elliot Rodgers was a closet sodomite, so look to see how someone is openly carrying their gun. Are their wrists too limp to hold it correctly? If so, you are looking at a bad guy.
If you are patrolling your neighborhood and you see an urban thug in a hoodie walking around unescorted by law enforcement, you found yourself a bad guy.
Ask them what they are doing for America's birthday. If they say prayer, burgers, and fireworks, you are looking at a good guy. Anything else, you may have yourself a bad guy.
Much of this may not even be necessary. Often you can tell a good guy from a bad guy just by looking at him. Does he look like an urban thug? An illegal wetback? Or does he look like a traditional, upstanding God-fearing American? One of these is a good guy, and Holy Spirit will fill you with the answer.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-04-2014, 03:01 PM
Preach it Sister!
Here's another thing: if you are going to force people to GET THEIR OWN DRINKS, make the walkways wide enough for open-carry patrons. I was in a chinaman restaurant yesterday called Pei Wei's (don't ask) and the area where you have to GET YOUR OWN DRINK was so tight that it unsnapped my holster.
Use your heads, people! Don't make these places more dangerous than they already are.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-04-2014, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
"The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun." - Wayne LaPierre, NRA President
One of the advantages of being on the right side of history and electing Republicans to government is that more and more states are doing right by the Founding Fathers and legislating open carry laws so that you can enjoy a night of fine dining with your family at Applebee's knowing that they are safe because you have your trusty AR-15 slung over your shoulder, ready to spring into action at the first sign of trouble, just like the Founders intended.
Of course this has got namby-pamby LIEberals wetting their pants. Crying into their arugula, they wail that it's impossible to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun until it's too late. As usual, they are dead WRONG! There are plenty of ways to tell if the guy with the gun is good or bad and I'd like to share some of them with you. Maybe after reading this the DUMBocrats will quit their sobbing and get right with Jesus.
Is the guy carrying a Bible? TRICK QUESTION! I didn't want to start off easy! First you have to LOOK CLOSELY at the Bible. King James 1611? Good guy! Any other versions? Unless he's using a satanic non-KJV as toilet paper, he's a bad guy.
Is he carrying a koran or Darwin's Origin of Species (the atheisn't "bible") - bad guy.
Now, he may be open carrying with both hands, so you can always quiz him. Ask him what his favorite Bible verse is. Reminder: If you have to open your Bible to check to see if his is correct, you may be on the path to being a bad guy. Memorize your scriptures!
Walk up to him and say "allahu". If he's a bad guy, he won't be able to help himself and will finish the phrase with "akbar". Run for cover, not only is he a bad guy he's a terrorist! Alternate phrase if you want to stick to a non-gibberish language - "The world is blank years old." If he replies "millions", bad guy.
As we know, that murdering liberal Elliot Rodgers was a closet sodomite, so look to see how someone is openly carrying their gun. Are their wrists too limp to hold it correctly? If so, you are looking at a bad guy.
If you are patrolling your neighborhood and you see an urban thug in a hoodie walking around unescorted by law enforcement, you found yourself a bad guy.
Ask them what they are doing for America's birthday. If they say prayer, burgers, and fireworks, you are looking at a good guy. Anything else, you may have yourself a bad guy.
Much of this may not even be necessary. Often you can tell a good guy from a bad guy just by looking at him. Does he look like an urban thug? An illegal wetback? Or does he look like a traditional, upstanding God-fearing American? One of these is a good guy, and Holy Spirit will fill you with the answer.
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Sister Mary,
As anyone who knows me is aware I have carried a gun on my person since I was given my 1st handgun on my 13th birthday so I don't keep up with the changing laws that states keep making. Personal space, fear for safety and and the mandatory arming school teachers seem to be all you hear about in the news but I have not heard anything about a good guy, bad guy law. I mean if you meet a person and get a ''feeling'' about their character then when you subtly quiz them and their answers show you that ,in fact, you are dealing with a bad guy! What I need to know is when you shoot this ''bad guy'' is there any state that will inconvenience you with an arrest and make you defend your 2nd Amendment rights in a court of law?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-04-2014, 06:49 PM
Here's a test given in the five minute NRA gun safety course that all Landover Baptist Church members must attend when they show their proof of ownership to join the Church. See if you can distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Warning, some of these are a little tricky.
A) Know your own kind.
Answer: True red blooded American hero. And sane, to boot. Don't shoot.
Here's an easy one for you:
Answer: Probably a Black Panther. Definitely a public menace. Shoot on sight.
C. The next image is kind of tricky:
This is one of our allies in the global war on terror. In a year, he'll probably be working for Al Queida. Shot him now, before he changes sides.
D) Threats don't just come from the East, they come from the South, too.
Answer: This one's trying to steal land from True Americans™. Shoot on sight.
E) This one's a close call.
Answer: Although the long hair makes this one a little iffy (is he a hippie or a homo?), but it's a statistical fact that more than 98% of suit-wearing, gun-toting white people are honest, hard-working people. Don't shoot. Trust but verify.
F) Don't let the uniform fool you.
Answer: United States Marine, defending our freedoms over there so we don't have to fight for them over here. Do Not Shoot. Unfortunately, this one is a sodomite. Stone him.
If you got at least one of these questions right, than you, too, are a safe, responsible gun owner. Congratulations!
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-04-2014, 06:56 PM
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What I need to know is when you shoot this ''bad guy'' is there any state that will inconvenience you with an arrest and make you defend your 2nd Amendment rights in a court of law?
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Brother Davis, your question lifted up in prayer and the Lord answered by guiding me to an answer. Here is a list of states with reasonable self-defense laws - http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal...ound-laws.html
They also helpfully provide a second list on that same page of states that want to see you murdered. I admit, I was surprised at first to see Arkansas there, but they did elected Slick Willy Clinton as governor so I guess it's not a shock that the state is a bastion of Marxist LIEberalism.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-05-2014, 05:36 PM
The darker the skin, it's probably sin.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-05-2014, 05:37 PM
I don't mean that in a racist way. It's just an observation.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-08-2014, 11:26 PM
I got a few to add of folks not to shoot!!
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-08-2014, 11:31 PM
Here's are some good upstanding men in service of our country!!
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-08-2014, 11:45 PM
Here's one of me!!!
Don't Shoot!!!!
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-09-2014, 12:16 AM
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Here's are some good upstanding men in service of our country!
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They are there for target practice?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-09-2014, 12:39 AM
Nope. To defend themselves, our people and our country, the good ole USA.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-09-2014, 05:26 AM
I don't know who let this urban thug in here but I'm STANDING MY GROUND!
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-09-2014, 06:07 AM
I fully support stand your ground laws. I do and will always stand my ground.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-12-2014, 10:45 PM
Typical thug! Threatening a white woman! What is it about white woman flesh that sets your jungle blood on fire?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-15-2014, 02:52 PM
No threats. I respect and keep my distance from white women.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-15-2014, 03:09 PM
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No threats. I respect and keep my distance from white women.
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You should excuse are cautiousness. As you well know we live in an age were racism runs unchecked in our country. Well as in the body of Christ, there is no room for racism at Landover.
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
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Anyone know how I can delete my uppity Hamite JPEG attachments?
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun - Useful tips -
07-16-2014, 05:29 AM
How do I find out how to do that sir?
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