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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-26-2010, 09:09 PM
To help you with your ENGLISH here is an instructional video
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-27-2010, 08:38 PM
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This will not help you as they do not use English in the usa, they don't even use the same alphabet for example the last letter of the English alphabet is pronounced ZED not Zee.
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That's just silly Jo Freddie! I have never heard of a ZEDBRA.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-27-2010, 10:02 PM
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That's just silly Jo Freddie! I have never heard of a ZEDBRA.
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Here you will find how to pronounce that in ENGLISH and american
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-27-2010, 10:39 PM
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American makes far more sense.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-27-2010, 11:46 PM
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American makes far more sense.
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To you it may, but that does not change the fact that is is like English, but is NOT English, and Nobar did say people should learn English
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-28-2010, 12:01 AM
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To you it may, but that does not change the fact that is is like English, but is NOT English, and Nobar did say people should learn English
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Well I think that the American is right as Zebedee is written and pronounced as God intended and it IS in American. You adding that superfluous D does not take away from the fact that God himself intended it to not have a "D". He was the father of not only John but James too remember.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-28-2010, 07:29 AM
A lot of these immigrants come to the USA from countries where people are too poor to afford SUVs, even when financed on easy 10-year installment payments. Thus, even after arrival in the promised Land of Plenty, they want to buy a little wimpy "economy car."
Axle of Evil: wimpy "economy car" is anti-American
This is treasonous for so many reasons. First of all, every economy car comes from a foreign country like Japan, Korea, Europe or Kentucky. I personally see it as unpatriotic to drive a car that isn't made in the USA from Mexican auto parts, and assembled by non-union undocumented laborers.
Secondly, small cars aren't safe - you can assume that any vehicle that gets more than single-digit miles-per-gallon is too dangerous to be operated on America's highways.
Third, gas-guzzling vehicles support the troops - do you think that we could afford to keep brave American soldiers and Halliburton mercenaries stationed in Iraq if oil prices fell below US$70/barrel?
Even worse than buying a tiny car, there are other immigrants who will insist on riding a bicycle, as they did back in The Old Country:
Axle of Evil II: a bicycle can turn you into a homo (note pink tires)
Not only is this bad for oil companies, but bicycles are also a safety menace. More than once my limo has gotten dented and scratched when striking a cyclist who thought he had a "right" to occupy part of my road space.
Of course, "walking" and "jogging" are pure communism, and should be flat-out illegal. Do you realize how many millions of dollars our country is forced to spend every year on sidewalks and pedestrian crossings? No wonder the state and local governments are going bankrupt - it certainly couldn't have anything to do with the wise investments the hicks made on Wall Street.
Of course, I've saved the worst for last - public transportation. Yes, it's sad but true that people in Third World countries like Japan and France commute by bus or train rather than SUV or LearJet. Not only does this starve oil companies of their well-deserved profits, but taxpayers are usually asked to foot the bill. In Old Europe, badly needed subsidies for freeways are instead diverted to pay for Marxist railroads. Instead of always full downtown parking lots and garages, the Euroweenies waste valuable urban land on train stations.
Why would you want this?...
...when you could have this?
Of course, I could see some benefit in having public transportation just to get around the parking lot.
One more point to keep in mind: even after the US economy collapses due to corporate fraud, a big SUV can be a nice place to live. Just park it beneath a freeway overpass, and you'll have a roof over your head. Beats sleeping in a train station. I would say that alone is a good enough reason to emigrate to the USA. Another plus is that after all the Third Worlders emigrate to the USA, we CEOs can emigrate to their tropical countries and live off our bonuses stashed in Swiss bank accounts.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-28-2010, 08:44 AM
Don't fly OUR planes into OUR buildings!
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-28-2010, 08:53 AM
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Don't fly OUR planes into OUR buildings!
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Excellent point Sister and on that same note (gosh..pardon the coming pun ) no "lalalallala"ing unless warming up your vocal chords for singing praises for Jesus!
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
06-28-2010, 03:32 PM
When we are at a stop light DO NOT spit on my windshield and then wipe it off and ask for money! Get a real job at a car wash. Like this nice messican girl, at least she uses soap.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 04:15 PM
How about you guys shut the hell up and go back to work.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 05:57 PM
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How about you guys shut the hell up and go back to work.
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That would be easy if the MESSICANTS weren't stealing our jobs!!!
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 05:59 PM
That's right, they took our jobs!
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07-11-2010, 06:21 PM
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That's right, they took our jobs!
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But I thought all "messicants" and "nigras" (your words, not mine, and frankly disgusting) were uneducated and not as good as you big strong "Real Americans"? Shouldn't it be a piece of cake for you better-educated, racially superior (according to you, personally, I think it's bullcrap) Caucasian men to oust these "lazy" people from their jobs? Hmmmmm?
Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:28 PM
Yeah, but they took our jobs!
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:30 PM
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But I thought all "messicants" and "nigras" (your words, not mine, and frankly disgusting) were uneducated and not as good as you big strong "Real Americans"? Shouldn't it be a piece of cake for you better-educated, racially superior (according to you, personally, I think it's bullcrap) Caucasian men to oust these "lazy" people from their jobs? Hmmmmm?
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Unfortunately Drunken Homer, the messicants are willing to do the same jobs for under minimum wage and as a result, they get the jobs.
Do you ever THINK prior to posting your inane and "arduous" questions?
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:30 PM
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But I thought all "messicants" and "nigras" (your words, not mine, and frankly disgusting) were uneducated and not as good as you big strong "Real Americans"? Shouldn't it be a piece of cake for you better-educated, racially superior (according to you, personally, I think it's bullcrap) Caucasian men to oust these "lazy" people from their jobs? Hmmmmm?
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Thank Goodess I'm from a country where Mexicans are not a problem. Although there are a lot of those 'Poles' walking around thinking they deserve an apology for the Holocaust and taking our jobs. Do they count as Caucasian seeing as they do the Mexican thing and flood the UK to take all the jobs of able-bodied white men?
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:36 PM
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Unfortunately Drunken Homer, the messicants are willing to do the same jobs for under minimum wage and as a result, they get the jobs.
Do you ever THINK prior to posting your inane and "arduous" questions?
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Well, if they're working for under minimum wage, why don't you report the employers to the local authorities?
Do you ever think prior to moaning about how "they stole our jobs!"?
Oh, and I'm not drunk or a "homer". I'm happily married with two children.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:38 PM
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Oh, and I'm not drunk or a "homer". I'm happily married with two children.
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Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here -
07-11-2010, 06:57 PM
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Good thing I'm not lying then.
Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.
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