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12-03-2009, 09:19 PM
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That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)? Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
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Didn't you take Philosophy in the liberal art state school I am sure you wnet to? It is called a silliogysm:
All TrueChristians™ are Americans.
I am a TrueChristian™.
Ergo: I am an American.
I would have thought that it would ahve been obvious.
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Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans?
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I mean to suggest no such thing. I mean to state it clearly and unambiguously.
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If so can you back that up with some facts please.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-03-2009, 09:19 PM
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That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)? Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans? If so can you back that up with some facts please.
Cheers.
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Logic my friend - Europeans are unbelievers or Muslims and damn themselves to hell
- Americans are believers and therefor will be saved by Jesus himself
- Choosing damnation is foolish.
Therefor Europeans are less intelligent than Americans
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-03-2009, 09:20 PM
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That's strange, where is written Americans should be true Christians (whatever that means)?
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You just wrote it! Deduct 10 IQ points
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Are all Americans Christians, or are all true Christians American?
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In America, True Christianity™ is at its strongest, We have all manner of other True Christians™ even Darkies! Loose 10 IQ points
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Do you mean to suggest Europeans are less intelligent than Americans?
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When it comes to your immortal soul, the answer must be "Yes" Europeans discard God and His Gifts, America embraces them, Ha! we can see who is the more intelligent. Lose 10 IQ points
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If so can you back that up with some facts please. Cheers.
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Obviously I can and have done. Lose 10 IQ points for failing to read the above.
Ergo. Ladies and Gentlemen, road_apple has an IQ of 60, whereas the average American is well over 100. QED
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 12:24 AM
And where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?
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12-04-2009, 06:44 AM
Only unsaved trash demand to see "factual evidence".
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12-04-2009, 09:57 AM
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Only unsaved trash demand to see "factual evidence".
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That phrase tells me everything I need to know about your "religion."
You're suggesting that the foundations of all your beliefs are not based of facts but on a hunch. and If that's the way you're going to be, then I know that even if I made a reasoned argument, and was right I know I can never win.
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12-04-2009, 12:12 PM
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That phrase tells me everything I need to know about your "religion."
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No, it means that those that are already Saved©, need no explanation as they already get it. Basically, those of feeble mind are unable to do so.
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You're suggesting that the foundations of all your beliefs are not based of facts but on a hunch. and If that's the way you're going to be, then I know that even if I made a reasoned argument, and was right I know I can never win.
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It is not about winning, it is about having Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior®. You can never 'win' as God always done it is His ordained right. You cannot make stuff up using flawed reasoning when the facts are spelled out in the Bible.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The right ten -
12-04-2009, 01:26 PM
While I hesitate to correct on of my good Christian bretheren, I don't think you have listed all the right ten commandments. If you look in Exodus, Chapter 35, you will see that the tenth commandment clearly says:
"Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk" (verse 26).
We know this made God's final top ten list because it says Moses wrote them down two verses later (verse 28). I would hate to see any good Baptist going to Hell because his wife didn't follow the Lord's cooking instructions. I'm not sure why God doesn't want us to do this but, if it is in the Bible, we should not question it.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:28 PM
I'll ask it agin then....Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans "discard" God?
If you can't answer it, don't.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:29 PM
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I'll ask it agin then....Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans "discard" God?
If you can't answer it, don't.
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Define Europeans.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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12-04-2009, 01:33 PM
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Define Europeans.
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Eu·ro·pe·an (y r -p n) n.1. A native or inhabitant of Europe.
2. A person of European descent.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:39 PM
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Eu·ro·pe·an (y r -p n) n.1. A native or inhabitant of Europe.
2. A person of European descent.
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What about people from Turkey?
What about people from Russia?
What about Gypsies?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
What about people from Turkey?
What about people from Russia?
What about Gypsies?
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What about them?
You're knitpicking about technicalities just answer the question:
Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by yak
What about them?
You're knitpicking about technicalities just answer the question:
Where's the factual evidence that all Europeans discard God?
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I'll answer after you tell me what you consider an European!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:52 PM
Friend, you can't prove a negative.
We just know. Jesus knows. That's enough for us.
Now can we get back on topic please?
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12-04-2009, 01:53 PM
Ha ha ha ha!!!
Cheers for this Ricky although you didn't mention the funniest part 'In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping.' I LOL at all the points in the opening post.
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12-04-2009, 01:55 PM
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Friend, you can't prove a negative.
We just know. Jesus knows. That's enough for us.
Now can we get back on topic please?
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You have just insulted me, my family, my elders, my authority, and everyone else in the country that I love. I think that you should just answer the question.
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12-04-2009, 01:55 PM
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
Cheers for this Ricky although you didn't mention the funniest part 'In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping.' I LOL at all the points in the opening post.
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The Bible is not funny. Everything we post is word for word from the Bible. That means straight from God. It is not funny!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 01:58 PM
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The Bible is not funny. Everything we post is word for word from the Bible. That means straight from God. It is not funny!
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Oh, so now God thinks Europeans discard Him.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
12-04-2009, 02:00 PM
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You have just insulted me, my family, my elders, my authority, and everyone else in the country that I love. I think that you should just answer the question.
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Where did I insult you Jacob?
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