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Old 03-28-2014, 09:41 PM
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Doesn't sound very tasty.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:58 PM
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Doesn't sound very tasty.
...grillled Chicken, on the computer...

There - will that make your decent into hell easier?
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:03 PM
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Dear Eva, please don't mind that Hellbound atheist, he's just bitter because Jesus doesn't love him.
Thank you Basilissa
I won't! I just feel sorry for the poor atheists, who will never see the light of our Lord!
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...There - will that make your descent into hell easier?
No, but thanks for the thought.
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Old 03-29-2014, 10:16 PM
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No, but thanks for the thought.
What's that again? It's really hard hearing you, over the blazing hellfire!?
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I was experimenting with various beard/moustache combinations to see how I might appear. I still havent decided.
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I chose Loki from Avengers as my profile picture because I really like Loki and the actor who plays him looks similar to me when he is in Avengers. If I must change this, I will.
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I chose Loki from Avengers as my profile picture because I really like Loki and the actor who plays him looks similar to me when he is in Avengers. If I must change this, I will.
Why would you want to identify with a make-believe character from some Godless Scandinavian land of the morally lost? You know they are all superstitious pagans and whores who don't believe in brushing their teeth, don't you? And while you're at it, your signature should be Scriptural. You might find some inspiration HERE.

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All right, then... What would a good profile picture be?
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All right, then... What would a good profile picture be?
Why not upload a picture of yourself?

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I don't think that's a good idea...
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I don't think that's a good idea...
It doesn't have to be your face.
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I am proud to say that my profile picture is genuinely of me, a redeemed daughter of the King who is blessed to be white and womanly.
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