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Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 01:17 AM
I do Pray that no one throws the overalls into your chowder today!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 01:45 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIDGE!
I Hope you really "sweep" up!
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Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 01:48 AM
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 02:50 AM
Happy birthday Little Miss Midge!
Did you get a full sized cake today or just a cupcake?
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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With faith as immovable as the Earth
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 07:22 AM
Happy Birthday to my favourite little lady.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 07:56 AM
Happy birthday my wee friend.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 08:00 AM
Happy Birthday Midge, you are truly a giant among believers!
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Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 08:09 AM
u r all so sweet, it is nice to have another birthday i and god has blessed me and today i do not feel any of the attractions or urdges that pull me toward the midget lifestyle, i hope that this means may b god will finally turn me and make me tall so i can have a boy friend and then get married in a tradishinul marriage of 1 man between 5' 7" and 6' 3" and 1 woman of the same race between 5' 3" and 5' 8" PREY 4 ME!
as u no i want to save my money and go to cooking school and make deelishus recipees but always to make sure that i do not work for any kings at least not when the KING has a birthday because u all remember that there was this one king this one time who killed his baker at his birthday party and put his head on a plate, it is in Genesis 40:20. And it came to pass the third day, which was Pharaoh's birthday, that he made a feast unto all his servants: and he lifted up the head of the chief butler and of the chief baker among his servants this does NOT sound lilke a fun party,
but anyways,
today i will make my FAYvorite cake, which is from ina garten, a nice lady who god has truly blessed, the recipee is here:
Birthday Cake with Hot Pink Icing.
DEELISHUS!! Hope u enjoy!! and GOD BLESS!! and thank you everybody!!
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 08:20 AM
Kudos to you, Midge, for keeping your mind on scripture, even on your special day, when so many people would just be mindlessly partying!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 08:21 AM
Happy Birthday, Midge!
And you are correct that avoiding sovereigns on their birthdays is a good idea. We recall that King Herod killed John the Baptist on his birthday as a favor to his (Herod's) new stepdaughter. Mark 6:24, Mark 6:27.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Happy birthday little midget. Here is to you having a grand party!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Happy Birthday to Midge!! The biggest little person I know
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 02:17 PM
Though you are afflicted with deformity you keep your chin up. Well, as up as it will go.
Many happy returns.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 05:29 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, MIDGE MURPHY! -
01-19-2012, 05:32 PM
How cute that must be to watch you standing on a step stool or chair to mix the ingredients together at the kitchen counter!
I hope you enjoy your lovely cake when it's done!
Happy Birthday!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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