Many people, mainly atheists and Catholics, say God has no sense of humor.
"Well," I always say to them, "if we are made in His Image, why do we have a sense of humor?"
And what of,
"Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;"?
Quote:
BOILING SPRINGS, N.C. — A student at Gardner-Webb University has died after she collapsed in class on her 21st birthday.
A spokesman says Ariane Noelle Patterson was in a religion class at the Boiling Springs school when she collapsed Tuesday afternoon.
Patterson tweeted that day, “Thank you God for another year of life.”
Spokesman Noel Manning says Patterson's cause of death is under investigation. He says the school is investigating whether Patterson had previous health problems.
Manning says an emergency medical technician who is a student in the class and nurses helped with CPR until an ambulance arrived.
Patterson died at Cleveland Regional Medical Center in Shelby.
She was a senior majoring in religious studies and went to high school in Rutherford County.
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Well, let me tell you that the correct way to speak unto The Lord of Hosts, God Almighty, Father of The Universe, is
M't:6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee
Not on Twitter.
This girl was clearly an atheist who had snuck into class to find out where the soft underbelly of True Christianity lies. God saw this and smote her with a great smittance.
So die all enemies of God.