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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 09:12 PM

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Boring.
Why?

"Atheist" isn't any better.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 09:13 PM

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I assume that there is a god.

What does that make me?

Neither here nor there. A man without a commitment to God, who merely assumes there is one, is trying to straddle the fence.

It's basically covering your bases, you continue to live a sinful lifestyle while thinking that your assumption will keep you in His Good Graces.

I'm pretty sure that it won't even come close.

2 Timothy 3:16 - All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

James 2:10 - For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one [point], he is guilty of all.

So, to sum up, it makes you damned

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 09:25 PM

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Neither here nor there. A man without a commitment to God, who merely assumes there is one, is trying to straddle the fence.

It's basically covering your bases, you continue to live a sinful lifestyle while thinking that your assumption will keep you in His Good Graces.

I'm pretty sure that it won't even come close.

2 Timothy 3:16 - All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

James 2:10 - For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one [point], he is guilty of all.

So, to sum up, it makes you damned

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It's because I care more about "spirituality" than religion.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 09:35 PM

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Why?...
It's a non-stance. What does it mean? How does this assumption you've made affect your life? By not revealing those things, you've left nothing of substance there for anyone to discuss, let alone pass judgement. As soon as someone exposes an inconsistency or irrationality in your position, you'll be doing the "oh, but that's not what I really meant" dance, and you don't have the footwork to impress this crowd.

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..."Atheist" isn't any better.
It's a whole lot more defensible than yours.

So you assume God exists. Why do you think God would be happy with you stopping there? Don't you think God wants something from us? Why else would He create us? Does He want sacrifices? If so, what kind? What about prayers? How should we pray? Does He care what you do with your johnson, or your friend's johnson? How do you know these things? What is your reference? If it's the Bible, then all your answers are laid out there, and it says that God wants whole heck of a lot more than just acknowledgement of His existence. If you disregard the Bible, what makes you think you know the mind of God better than the 2 BILLION Christians in the world today, or the billions of others throughout history?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 09:43 PM

Perhaps he believes in callisto


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 10:41 PM

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No, I just prefer spirituality.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:00 PM

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No, I just prefer spirituality.
Do you give cop outs in other parts of your life as well

"Sorry IRS I prefer to only give you a quarter of my tax debt"

"Sorry wife, I prefer to only acknowledge that we have a commitment, I'm still going to see other people"

"Sorry officer, I realize there is a speed limit, but I didn't think it applied to me"

Why do you think God would buy this?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:10 PM

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No, I just prefer spirituality.
Is it because you think dragons are totally boss?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:18 PM

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Is it because you think dragons are totally boss?
Is that a bad thing?

And why are you snooping on my Internet activity?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:20 PM

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Is that a bad thing?

And why are you snooping on my Internet activity?
Is using google to look up a user name that is displayed publicly considered snooping these days?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:25 PM

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...And why are you snooping on my Internet activity?
If getting information directly from you wasn't like pulling duck's teeth, it wouldn't be necessary.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:28 PM

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:30 PM

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Is using google to look up a user name that is displayed publicly considered snooping these days?
You're snooping on someone's Internet pseudonym, yes.

It might allow you to see what communities I'm on.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-18-2013, 11:35 PM

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You're snooping on someone's Internet pseudonym, yes.

It might allow you to see what communities I'm on.
Use different handles for the sites you're embarrassed for other people to know about, and you will cease to have this problem.

Whining will get you nowhere.

This conversation has strayed from it's purpose, which is to Glorify God

Do you have anything to add to that effect, Friend?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-19-2013, 01:06 AM

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You're snooping on someone's Internet pseudonym, yes.

It might allow you to see what communities I'm on.
My nomination for Worst Troll-fu in the History of the internetz history.

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You're snooping on someone's Internet pseudonym, yes.

It might allow you to see what communities I'm on.
Oh yes, it certainly does you little pervert:

1. http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/...?topic=22831.0

2. http://pf.savagewolf.org/community/profile?u=Hyphero

3. http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=hyphero

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-19-2013, 06:11 PM

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Oh yes, it certainly does you little pervert:

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Why did you choose those specific sites, anyway?

They aren't really related.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-19-2013, 06:16 PM

Did you not read this?

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Use different handles for the sites you're embarrassed for other people to know about, and you will cease to have this problem.

Whining will get you nowhere.

This conversation has strayed from it's purpose, which is to Glorify God

Do you have anything to add to that effect, Friend?


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Why did you choose those specific sites, anyway?

They aren't really related.
You're quite right, these sites have nothing to do with Glorifying God!

So why are you a member of them?

(PS are you wearing a wolf shirt now? A wolf shirt is to be defined as 1: depicting a wolf and 2: being wicked sweet)

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Lightbulb Yes, I Am An Atheist! - 09-02-2013, 12:04 AM

A big problem with all this: it isn't that us atheists "hate jesus", it's that we don't BELIEVE in the teachings of Christianity.

Do you consider being black/gay/atheistic/Muslim to be the same thing? It seems like it.

How do you know your god exists? Has he spoken personally to you?
If not, how do you know that that god is the one that exists, instead of another one? There are lots to choose from!

If (ANY) god (or the God) would just take a minute to appear in front of me, then that would convince me. Why do you think that this doesn't happen?

What about animals (other than humans)? Do they go to hell, heaven, or just cease to exist like atheists think humans do?

What was there before God? If He is omniscient, did he know that he would be created before he existed?

If God went to the future and saw Himself eat a BLT, could He then, when He Himself arrived at that day later, choose to eat a hot dog instead?

With this time traveling: could many of Himself all travel to this current time?



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Default Re: Yes, I Am An Atheist! - 09-02-2013, 12:41 AM

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A big problem with all this: it isn't that us atheists "hate jesus", it's that we don't BELIEVE in the teachings of Christianity.

Do you consider being black/gay/atheistic/Muslim to be the same thing? It seems like it.

How do you know your god exists? Has he spoken personally to you?
If not, how do you know that that god is the one that exists, instead of another one? There are lots to choose from!

If (ANY) god (or the God) would just take a minute to appear in front of me, then that would convince me. Why do you think that this doesn't happen?

What about animals (other than humans)? Do they go to hell, heaven, or just cease to exist like atheists think humans do?

What was there before God? If He is omniscient, did he know that he would be created before he existed?

If God went to the future and saw Himself eat a BLT, could He then, when He Himself arrived at that day later, choose to eat a hot dog instead?

With this time traveling: could many of Himself all travel to this current time?



I am a child with some real questions! Surely you believe that "saving" (is that a registered trademark?) me will bring you to heaven?
tl;dr

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, the church you were raised in, and how you came to hate Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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