[Faith_Machine]

I am a big proponent of buying American cars, the bigger the better!

However, I have noticed some troubling things about one of the big three American automakers, and I was hoping to get Freehold's opinion on this denizen of Detroit.

Submitted for your consideration:

Dodge (a Chrysler subsidiary) began selling a car known as the Demon in 1971:





Every Demon sold was emblazoned with Satanic imagery:




Chrysler corporation more recently used the Wiccan/Pagan/Satanist pentacle as its corporate logo:




In fact, when people wish to refer to Chrysler and all of its past and current divisions (Dodge, Plymouth, Jeep, and Eagle), they often just say "Pentastar" for short. "Pentastar," or course, is a combination of the word "pentagram" and "Morningstar."




I'm sure I don't have to remind you that Morningstar is one of the names by which the Devil was known in the Bible.


Even more recently, Chrysler has eschewed the pentacle and used the equally Satanic image of a Ram as its logo:





Lest you think that 1971 is ancient history, and that the Demon was a mere aberration, Dodge resurrected the name for their 2007 Demon concept show car:





I realize this could all just be circumstantial evidence, so I will leave it to the ministers of the Landover Baptist Church to tell me whether I'm imagining things or this really is what it appears to be.

If Chrysler is a Satanic company, what should I do? Do you think it's safe to buy a Ford?

[Cursed]

That demon car is beautiful to behold!

Like many pretty things, it's a trap! It seduces you, bewitches you, and before you know it you're serving Satan.

It starts with speeding and usually ends in thievery, rape, murder, and other savagery.

[Faith_Machine]

Chryslers aren't the only cars leading people straight to Hell!

This is the Mitsubishi Pajero:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero

Do you know what "Pajero" means?

It's a Spanish slang word for masturbation!

[328 Sins]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Do you know what "Pajero" means?

It's a Spanish slang word for masturbation!

I've seen families in those cars!!! I beat they have vibrating seats, disgusting. And it is built by Japan no less.

[HTannor]

Don't forget the evil serpent that terrorized Adam and Eve.

Dodge with this abomination:






And Ford with this:

[Neighborly Nick]

Truly disgusting. I cannot wait for a good and just Republican government that will prevent these products that do not reflect wholesome Christian values from finding away onto the market. Those Jap cars are inferior in every way to a well built American car!

[glhshelby]

Surely you`re joking or a member of that crazy church in Kansas. However if I really want a demon to drive and play highway to hell on the radio would that make me a bad person???

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by glhshelby

Surely you`re joking or a member of that crazy church in Kansas. However if I really want a demon to drive and play highway to hell on the radio would that make me a bad person???

Yes.

[glhshelby]

also,how about the lamborghine diablo,diablo translates to `devil`

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by glhshelby

also,how about the lamborghine diablo,diablo translates to `devil`

Are you really surprised that the wops would make a car like that? It's not even American!

[Faith_Machine]

I will point out that the screen name, "glhshelby" is a clear reference to a the Dodge Omni and Charger GLH models, which were engineered by racing legend Carroll Shelby.

Would you like to take a wild guess as to what "GLH" stands for?

It's an abbreviation for "Goes Like Hell!"

[Righteous Rider]

Years ago, I began my journey down life's road with a Chrysler car. A sinner blindly roaring down the highway to hell!

After many years I realised that the owner of Chrysler corp. was Ceberus.
Ceberus the three headed guard dog of hell!

I was saved by this realisation, and my eyes saw the Chrysler corporation for the instrument of Satan that it truely was. Through years of self taught modifications to their cars I have exorcized the demons within and now can keep the Mopars pure by regular holy water car wash blessings.

Yes, these Horses of Hell can become Chariots for the Lord through flagellation and righteous sweat!

Witness on the Road to Redemption,
Righteous Rider

[TheunHolyOne55]

Well, not everyone is able to drive the "Popemobile"..........might as well drive a Mopar instead.

[HotRoddn for JC]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

Are you really surprised that the wops would make a car like that? It's not even American!

Wops? Let me guess you think Jesus only loves Americans. You are truly lost in your own disbelief. Wake up!!!!!


One last question, am i going to hell because i killed terrorists in Iraq? If so do i need to call ahead of time to reserve a spot because i will surely kill more for you to have the freedom you have. Enjoy freedom of speech, its because of terrorist killing men like myself why you are even allowed to speak such garbage.

[TheunHolyOne55]

Originally Posted by HotRoddn for JC

One last question, am i going to hell because i killed terrorists in Iraq? If so do i need to call ahead of time to reserve a spot because i will surely kill more for you to have the freedom you have. Enjoy freedom of speech, its because of terrorist killing men like myself why you are even allowed to speak such garbage.

If you ask me, you get one of those swipe access cards to Gods "Gates".

[HotRoddn for JC]

Originally Posted by glhshelby

also,how about the lamborghine diablo,diablo translates to `devil`

well now i just feel bad. had i known that listening to music that the people here on this for disapprove of i would never have done it. Growing up in the church for most of my life i never heard of this. I guess there are different types of inaccurate Gospels.

I shall throw my Maralyn Manson CDs away, have all 30 of my tattoos removed just to make the members here happy.

[HotRoddn for JC]

Originally Posted by TheHolyOne55

If you ask me, you get one of those swipe access cards to Gods "Gates".

Preach, Preacher!!!!!!

:l ex_12:

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by HotRoddn for JC

One last question, am i going to hell because i killed terrorists in Iraq? If so do i need to call ahead of time to reserve a spot because i will surely kill more for you to have the freedom you have. Enjoy freedom of speech, its because of terrorist killing men like myself why you are even allowed to speak such garbage.

Of course you're not going to hell for killing the Iraqi terrorists responsible for 9/11 and all those other attacks on America! No, you're going to hell for rejecting God's Holy Word.

Originally Posted by HotRoddn for JC

have all 30 of my tattoos removed just to make the members here happy.

How about to make God happy?
Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

[HotRoddn for JC]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

Of course you're not going to hell for killing the Iraqi terrorists responsible for 9/11 and all those other attacks on America! No, you're going to hell for rejecting God's Holy Word.

How about to make God happy?
Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

but my body is my temple. i shall decorate my temple however i see fit.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by HotRoddn for JC

but my body is my temple. i shall decorate my temple however i see fit.

That's fine by me. I'm not the one you have to explain it to before you're tossed into the lake of fire.