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God Hates Bestiality! -
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Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it [is] confusion.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Friends, lets face facts. Jesus does not want us fornicating with beasts of any kind. I've never understood why this is unclear to anyone. Why would you want to pursue the path to hellfire by doing the nasty with your pet dog rover? Just stick with your own kind, and make Jesus happier still by choosing your fornication partner from the opposite sex than you are.
As an example, please don't do what these perverted women are doing in the short video you will find HERE. I want to warn any weak-willed, unsaved trash from viewing such filth, and females certainly should avoid it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 01:54 AM
Ummmm, I hate to break it to you Zekey, but most people tend to disapprove of bestiality. I wouldn't think that you would though, because if you're against bestiality, wouldn't Laura Bush be commiting a sin by doing her wifely duty with an ape a lesser evolved life form?
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 02:29 AM
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Ummmm, I hate to break it to you Zekey, but most people tend to disapprove of bestiality. I wouldn't think that you would though, because if you're against bestiality, wouldn't Laura Bush be commiting a sin by doing her wifely duty with an ape a lesser evolved life form?
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How dare you attack Jesus by attacking His hand-picked president GWB? Don't you know that your worthless carcass is being protected from hordes of mudslime terrorists thanks to the Holy War on Terror? Have you no gratitude?
And if you honestly believe that "everyone" is opposed to bestiality, why not try doing a Google search on it? Even you might be disgusted by what you find! Sodomizing puppies is a popular pastime among nigras.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 03:29 AM
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How dare you attack Jesus by attacking His hand-picked president GWB? Don't you know that your worthless carcass is being protected from hordes of mudslime terrorists thanks to the Holy War on Terror? Have you no gratitude?
And if you honestly believe that "everyone" is opposed to bestiality, why not try doing a Google search on it? Even you might be disgusted by what you find! Sodomizing puppies is a popular pastime among nigras.
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For starters, Zekey, I said MOST people are opposed to bestiality. I know there are some sickos out there who indulge in abhorrent activities..
And as to Dubya, you have to admit, those pics of him next to the ape...well....there is a decent resemblance there.
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11-03-2006, 03:38 AM
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For starters, Zekey, I said MOST people are opposed to bestiality. I know there are some sickos out there who indulge in abhorrent activities..
Of course you know them. You pray to satan with them. I'm sure all of your associates are sickos.
And as to Dubya, you have to admit, those pics of him next to the ape...well....there is a decent resemblance there.
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After we sweep in a complete Republican Congress next week, you'll regret those words harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 04:48 AM
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Of course you know them. You pray to satan with them. I'm sure all of your associates are sickos.
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I most certainly do not associate with any bestiality loving wackos.
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To be perfectly honest, I don't think I'll ever regret those words, Zeke. I'd be lying if I said Dubya DOESN'T resemble an ape (at least in my perception) so there
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 11:07 AM
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I most certainly do not associate with any bestiality loving wackos.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 11:50 AM
NO, BT, I do not associate with 'zoophiles' (unless one of them secretly is and isn't telling me)!!
And I find it odd that you'd be preaching about bestiality....almost as if someone in your own congregation needs to be discouraged from doing it!
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-03-2006, 04:17 PM
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NO, BT, I do not associate with 'zoophiles' (unless one of them secretly is and isn't telling me)!!
And I find it odd that you'd be preaching about bestiality....almost as if someone in your own congregation needs to be discouraged from doing it!
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I've warned non-TC posters about spreading those lies about Pastor Zeke keeping a bear tied up in his basement Rachael. Now I must insist you stop this kind of slander.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 04:25 AM
Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 04:42 AM
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Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
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...well....they could....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 05:00 AM
Mmmm hmmm. Next thing you'll be saying the tutu on the washing line belongs to your rather robust cleaning lady.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 06:04 AM
It's Lilith's.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 06:41 AM
Now hold on one darn minute!!!! Lilith doesn't wear a tutu and if she did, WHY would it be in Zeke's possession?
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 06:46 AM
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Now hold on one darn minute!!!! Lilith doesn't wear a tutu and if she did, WHY would it be in Zeke's possession?
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You borrowed it from her, it dropped out of your handbag on the way to work, was swept up by the wind and landed in the harbor. A passing dolphin got stuck in it and thus brightly colored, was eaten by an Orca. The Orca defecated it into the ocean and it was caught in the net of a Japanese fishing boat. The near-sighed japanese sailors thought it was a yellowfin tuna and auctioned it off but no one bought it.
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11-04-2006, 06:56 AM
Fine, fine, but that still doesn't explain how Zeke...HEY!!!! I do NOT wear a bear-sized tutu and nor, I'm sure, does Lilith!
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 07:57 AM
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You borrowed it from her, it dropped out of your handbag on the way to work, was swept up by the wind and landed in the harbor. A passing dolphin got stuck in it and thus brightly colored, was eaten by an Orca. The Orca defecated it into the ocean and it was caught in the net of a Japanese fishing boat. The near-sighed japanese sailors thought it was a yellowfin tuna and auctioned it off but no one bought it.
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Oh my,Pastor Al. Methinks you doth protesteth too much.
The last time I saw a pink tutu,it contained...well..shall we just say a well known pastor from Landover.
(Who should remain nameless...but his initial is "A".)
And given that Zeke is known to have worn...unusual attire in the past (including fluffy PINK handcuffs),then it's not too difficult out WHO has the tutu....though possibly somewhat...um..bedraggled & stained.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-04-2006, 05:58 PM
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Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
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No, but loud-mouthed witches do just "disappear" from the woods.
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-07-2006, 12:23 AM
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Re: God Hates Bestiality! -
11-08-2006, 12:29 AM
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It's Lilith's.
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This thread has taken a very disturbing turn, Pastor. So Lilith dresses up in a circus tutu for her "clients" ... I imagine she dons a bear suit also, such is the depths of her depravity.
Lilith is a furry, and her Ruskie regulars commit the sin of bestiality whenever they fornicate with her. However, we shouldn't rush to judgement of vodka-blinded Ukrainian men; Lilith in a bear suit is practically indistinguishable from Ruskie women - except they tend to wear potato sacks instead of tutus.
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