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04-20-2014, 01:02 PM
Happy Easter!
Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
Glory!
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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04-20-2014, 01:14 PM
Lord Jesus, if you are reading this. I LOVE YOU AND I THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR DYING (for a little while anyway) FOR MY SINS !
Happy Easter, all!
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04-20-2014, 11:44 PM
Today we not only remember the resurrection of Jesus Christ but also Adolf Hitlers birthday ("Führergeburtstag", still widespread celebrated in Germany when no stranger is present). Let's not forget that Hitler led a heroic fight against godless communism and jewish conspiracy!
It was a very festive day today, after church young and old had lunch together and everyone had an extra bratwurst with sauerkraut. Have a blessed and happy Easter everyone!
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04-21-2014, 03:38 AM
But Hitler was a Mary-worshipping papist Cathlick!
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04-22-2014, 03:00 PM
You're all wrong, easter is actually about weed. 4/20 blaze it swag yolo
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04-22-2014, 03:11 PM
So I hear a lot of talk about this guy called "Jesus".Who is this character exactly? Ive been a Christian my whole life and this is the first ive heard about him. I though Mohammed was the son of god, but some of you are saying that its actually jesus.
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04-01-2015, 11:06 PM
Thank you for the reminder Glendora, True Christian families should not participate in pagan activities related to the "easter bunny" !
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04-09-2016, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA
PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
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LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
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04-09-2016, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by NuclearNinjjaXD
LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
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Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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04-10-2016, 02:38 PM
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Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry
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Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.
And Mr. Ninja, I must warn you that strong language is never welcome. You are a very bad man.
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04-12-2016, 01:02 AM
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I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter,
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Eww!
Please explain, is eating excrements with your Easter chocolate and bunnies just your private deviation, or is it a common custom among the atheists and other heathens?
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03-18-2017, 07:57 PM
Every Easter I would travel to Manhattan New York to throw King James Bibles and the holy cross at any Jew I could find. I feel so close to the Lord every Easter when I do this. Would any fellow Promise Enforcers like to come with my sometime and split the cost of a hotel room to partake in this most holy duty?
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03-23-2017, 08:04 AM
This is all you need to know about Easter. Rabbits are not directly mentioned in the Bible so they are of no import. Jesus died for our sins not anybody else's.
John 3:16
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
Brother Larry has kindly agreed to go rabbit hunting this weekend.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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03-23-2017, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.
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What is that picture? Some revolting Swedish mockery of the all American dish Hausenpfeffer like my dear grandma Olga Muller used to make? Are those peach pits in there? Prunes? Prunes give you diarrhea, and the only people who want diarrhea are homers for anal sodomy sex lubrication.
Filthy gay Swedes, ruining a perfectly good Easter meal with pornographic images!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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03-23-2017, 10:24 PM
The Bible makes it clear that rabbits are unclean, which is all the more reason for us to hate them for stealing focus from Jesus!
Leviticus 11
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
Also see Deuteronomy 14:7.
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03-24-2017, 04:12 AM
I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon? Also I like jelly beans.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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03-24-2017, 01:49 PM
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I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon? Also I like jelly beans.
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I can see why Negro people do not understand Easter. They think it is a time for candy, not a time to grieve on Friday and celebrate the risen Christ on Sunday. These are very serious matters, not Easter bunnies and jelly beans.
In Freehold, we have no "Easter Egg Hunts" for children. It is, instead, a day of extra time in church behaving. Parents tell me their children do not like Easter. And, why should they? It is a time when the Jews killed Jesus and he was dead until Sunday.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
03-25-2017, 11:30 AM
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I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon?
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I think you'll find they were invented in "Babylon."
Here are some chocolate bilbies looking after their eggs. Bilbies are a type of bandicoot. They have fleas. They do not lay eggs and have nothing to do with Jesus. I can send you some if you like?
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03-26-2017, 06:09 AM
The Bible mentions eggs eight times. None of them are chocolate, and none pertain to Jesus' resurrection.
The injection of eggs and bunnies into the Easter narrative is an invention of liberal commies in an effort to undermine traditional Christian values and damage our economy through the creation of freeloading egg hunters seeking to dip their grubby fingers into my wallet by way of tax funded handouts.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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03-26-2017, 08:42 PM
Christians stole the Sacred holiday from the Pagans! Give it back!
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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