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Default A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-20-2017, 05:54 PM

I am currently ten years fag free as of three weeks ago. I thought I would use this post to confess all of the ungodly homer-ish things I have done in the past. Best to do it as a number list I think and if there's any questions I would be happy to respond. I have to say I am happy to be free with the thanks of Brother Harold Porter. Bless him.

1. I used to frequent the women's magazine racks at the drugstores to read their articles.
2. I used to think nothing of showering with other men after a workout at the gym.
3. I used to let the doctor check my prostate once a month since I was 28 and told due to my genetics that I am at risk of prostate cancer. I never flinched when the doctor's finger would slip inside.
4. I used to enjoy sucking on Blow Pops and popsicles slowly. Sometimes I would think the object was a penis while I did it and laugh to myself.
5. I used to, out of curiosity, go into my mother's closet at a very young age and dress myself up in her clothes when she wasn't home to see what I would look like. Sometimes I would even go so far as to put a pillow under my shirt and joke that I am pregnant!
6. While showering, I would purposely let my fingers slip into my butthole while cleaning my rectum with soap.
7. I used to watch and laugh at shows that had Neil Patrick Harris as one of the stars. I knew he was a faggy but it never bothered me at the time. I'd even tell people around me that he is a real strapping lady's man who gets lots of female cunnilingus to cover this up.
8. I have clicked on a site where there is a picture of several old men performing cunnilingus on each other on top of a bed while some funny music was playing. I only realized now the links were disguised to help closet homers sneakily click the links by "accident". Similar to the ****** site. It wasn't about lemons at all I tell you! Lies!!!
9. Out of curiosity one time, I wanted to see what it was like to get a blowjob and so I went on Craigslist. After failing to receive a response from a women and tons of men, I chose a man and let it happen to me.
10. I would sometimes get drinks at the local gay bar. I was only lying to myself that the other bars were crowded.
11. I used to be an atheist.
12. Growing up as a catholic, I used to sleep over at the church with the other choir boys for the Catholic Retreats.
13. I enjoyed watching Regis and Kelly but disregard Kelly as an ignorant whore. I was more interested in what Regis had to say.
14. I used to purchase pink plates for barbques sometimes thinking nothing of it.
15. I used to practice speaking French.
16. I used to eat bananas at least once a day. I used to LOVE bananas.
17. I had a slight fascination with masturbating alone while wearing a ring which restricted blood flow.
18. I used to own VHS TAPES OF PLAYGIRL. Only do I now realize those tapes weren't bought by accident like I used to claim whenever aomeone found them in my house. They've since been burned in a bonfire.
19. I used to have vivid dreams of being anally intruded upon by nigras prisoners. I'd always wake up before they started though.
20. I used to deny all of my homer-ish activities.

I have decided now to confess my sins freely on this forum for all of you to know about my shameful past before I found that nice KJV bible at the Motel 6 I was staying at. My introduction post shows how the branded gay that I was before and after. If I can shed these, then you can too!
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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-20-2017, 08:21 PM

How encouraging! I'm sure Jesus will use this testimony to speak to others out there who are having trouble convincing themselves their homo-erotic behavior is "natural," or even "just exploring." They should be ashamed of themselves. Lord knows their mothers are ashamed. I would be, but I would never allow an Etheldreda child in my home to choose the gay lifestyle. God help me they would rather pluck out their own eyes with their dirty fingernails and feed it to the rabbit than do a gay thing, even in their own imaginations. I'm very careful about that. To you normal men out there - if you aren't gay, go thank your mother!



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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-21-2017, 01:19 AM

Mr. Buck,

It takes a certain courage to admit to and list one's own sinful foibles. I read over your list a few times, and nodded in agreement that every one of your past decisions was a result of a lifestyle of death and sin.

Just an afterthought, I'm sure it's all memories you'd rather remove from the memory bank, but I'm assuming most of these incidents occurred in your springy youth? With teeth like yours, I can only imagine ... 'certain acts' could lead to a gnash disaster.


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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-21-2017, 01:31 AM

Yeah....I like to think of my missing teeth as a sign that God is punishing me for my sin of the gay. Here's a picture of me from when I used to take joy out of licking toilet seats in public while I was visiting Britain. I'm just too ashamed now to show the ugliness that my youthful sin has caused. I am, however, man enough to admit my mistakes and learn from them so I can become a better person.



Graphic as it may be, this is how low my homerrific activities brought me so I request this picture stay in order to help warn gays of how their lives will end up in their later days.
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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-22-2017, 03:22 AM

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I am currently ten years fag free as of three weeks ago. I thought I would use this post to confess all of the ungodly homer-ish things I have done in the past. Best to do it as a number list I think and if there's any questions I would be happy to respond. I have to say I am happy to be free with the thanks of Brother Harold Porter. Bless him.

1. I used to frequent the women's magazine racks at the drugstores to read their articles.
2. I used to think nothing of showering with other men after a workout at the gym.
3. I used to let the doctor check my prostate once a month since I was 28 and told due to my genetics that I am at risk of prostate cancer. I never flinched when the doctor's finger would slip inside.
4. I used to enjoy sucking on Blow Pops and popsicles slowly. Sometimes I would think the object was a penis while I did it and laugh to myself.
5. I used to, out of curiosity, go into my mother's closet at a very young age and dress myself up in her clothes when she wasn't home to see what I would look like. Sometimes I would even go so far as to put a pillow under my shirt and joke that I am pregnant!
6. While showering, I would purposely let my fingers slip into my butthole while cleaning my rectum with soap.
7. I used to watch and laugh at shows that had Neil Patrick Harris as one of the stars. I knew he was a faggy but it never bothered me at the time. I'd even tell people around me that he is a real strapping lady's man who gets lots of female cunnilingus to cover this up.
8. I have clicked on a site where there is a picture of several old men performing cunnilingus on each other on top of a bed while some funny music was playing. I only realized now the links were disguised to help closet homers sneakily click the links by "accident". Similar to the ****** site. It wasn't about lemons at all I tell you! Lies!!!
9. Out of curiosity one time, I wanted to see what it was like to get a blowjob and so I went on Craigslist. After failing to receive a response from a women and tons of men, I chose a man and let it happen to me.
10. I would sometimes get drinks at the local gay bar. I was only lying to myself that the other bars were crowded.
11. I used to be an atheist.
12. Growing up as a catholic, I used to sleep over at the church with the other choir boys for the Catholic Retreats.
13. I enjoyed watching Regis and Kelly but disregard Kelly as an ignorant whore. I was more interested in what Regis had to say.
14. I used to purchase pink plates for barbques sometimes thinking nothing of it.
15. I used to practice speaking French.
16. I used to eat bananas at least once a day. I used to LOVE bananas.
17. I had a slight fascination with masturbating alone while wearing a ring which restricted blood flow.
18. I used to own VHS TAPES OF PLAYGIRL. Only do I now realize those tapes weren't bought by accident like I used to claim whenever aomeone found them in my house. They've since been burned in a bonfire.
19. I used to have vivid dreams of being anally intruded upon by nigras prisoners. I'd always wake up before they started though.
20. I used to deny all of my homer-ish activities.

I have decided now to confess my sins freely on this forum for all of you to know about my shameful past before I found that nice KJV bible at the Motel 6 I was staying at. My introduction post shows how the branded gay that I was before and after. If I can shed these, then you can too!
Some gay testimony is best left unsaid, my friend. Yes, I was gay by choice, at the low spot of of my life when I hated God for hating me because I wanted to nail rectums.

But such detailed depravity is not necessary in witness to the sin of fagging. I could use pages of God's precious forum describing the nights I made my way home with a Depends to hold the semen in place until I could discharge the sin in my bowels into the various city sewers. Or waking up in a motel, nearly suffocated from the hundreds of pounds of anonymous fags piled on top of me. No need to get into the detail.

It does not need to be so graphic to simply admit that you made a big mistake when you chose the corn-hole over God and His redemption.

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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-23-2017, 01:34 AM

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Yeah....I like to think of my missing teeth as a sign that God is punishing me for my sin of the gay. Here's a picture of me from when I used to take joy out of licking toilet seats in public while I was visiting Britain. I'm just too ashamed now to show the ugliness that my youthful sin has caused. I am, however, man enough to admit my mistakes and learn from them so I can become a better person.



Graphic as it may be, this is how low my homerrific activities brought me so I request this picture stay in order to help warn gays of how their lives will end up in their later days.
Eww dear God ew and I thought I was the depraved one. Oh Lord have mercy this for Christ sske not only are you a phaggot but your one depraved scat loving one yep I think your pretty much damned. Well I guess I'll see you hell.
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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 11-24-2017, 08:11 AM

Well boy, that is what happens if you do end up covorting in the activities of the homers. That picture is what I used to look like and do when I used to be a homer. Now I'm a Christian and have turned over my life.
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Default Re: A run down of the 20 faggy demons I used to have. - 12-06-2017, 05:15 AM

Mr. Buck,

I mean no offence when I say this, but you have an awfully sad look about you, like soggy cheese left out in a storm puddle. It goes to show your depraved homo lifestyle only brought you misery. Thank Jesus He brought you here.

I could recommend a beauty routine I do, but I wouldn't want you to slip back into regression by practicing my feminine facial tips.


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