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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 12-10-2017, 01:59 AM

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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?

A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!

I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.
let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 12-11-2017, 06:57 PM

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let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)
I agree with your picture, football is getting gayer since they let the nigroes in.


Also they are losing audience. Most of all for opposing the great Donald Trump (best president EVER, and also best TV host EVER)


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