Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES!
Reload this Page Seeking a man who can keep me in line.
MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#61)
Old
Preacher1's Avatar
Preacher1 Preacher1 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation

Cherry-picker Full of it 

 
Posts: 21
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Chicago
Preacher1 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Preacher1 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Preacher1 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Preacher1 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 11-17-2014, 03:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace K View Post
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

Signed,
Grace.
Get thee behind me, Satan, for you are a stumbling block and a live land mine in my path.
Reply With Quote
(#62)
Old
AussieHamster AussieHamster is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Apr 2015
AussieHamster is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-05-2015, 06:42 AM

Iam available and have 100 shekels! Plus I have a large property that needs much work!
Reply With Quote
(#63)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth 

 
Posts: 20,836
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-05-2015, 06:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieHamster View Post
Iam available and have 100 shekels! Plus I have a large property that needs much work!
Wonderful!

But don't you think it might be polite to introduce yourself first?

Just go right here and start a new thread! Tell us who you are, what church you go to, how you love to serve ! All the fun things that makes it fun to get to know you!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#64)
Old
JoannaTheFaithful JoannaTheFaithful is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 25
Join Date: Dec 2014
JoannaTheFaithful is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-08-2015, 03:08 AM

Hello, Miss Grace! I admire your wish to become a ! My husband has granted me permission to inform you that our two eldest sons are of marriageable age. Perhaps one of them would be a match for you? Of course this is after you prove that you are worthy, humble, and meek woman who is God-fearing and able to raise children and run a Christian household! If you wish to and if your pastor finds this to be a good idea, allow my husband to come in contact with your pastor to discuss and arrange a match. What about your abilities to home school? Will you teach exclusively from the KJV Bible?
What about discipline of children? How would you go about that?
Reply With Quote
(#65)
Old
Witch Hammer's Avatar
Witch Hammer Witch Hammer is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

2010 Witch Hunt Award One Year/1000 posts 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Provider™ award Pro-Life True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Porn Resistant Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Pro-Life True Republican Saved 5 Years Tell her once Christian Love The Lord’s Witness Wound Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Flat Earth Persecuted Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Punched the most queers Eats the Most Pork Kirk Cameron Fan Club Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! 

 
Posts: 1,712
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-09-2015, 01:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoannaTheFaithful View Post
Hello, Miss Grace! I admire your wish to become a ! My husband has granted me permission to inform you that our two eldest sons are of marriageable age. Perhaps one of them would be a match for you? Of course this is after you prove that you are worthy, humble, and meek woman who is God-fearing and able to raise children and run a Christian household! If you wish to and if your pastor finds this to be a good idea, allow my husband to come in contact with your pastor to discuss and arrange a match. What about your abilities to home school? Will you teach exclusively from the KJV Bible?
What about discipline of children? How would you go about that?
You're four years off the mark, woman. She's probably already become a well-greased cog in the True Christian™ breeding machine.
Reply With Quote
(#66)
Old
arachnid's Avatar
arachnid arachnid is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 30
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: not giving that out.
arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 10-28-2015, 09:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace K View Post
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

Signed,
Grace.
I can take care of you babe
Reply With Quote
(#67)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower 

 
Posts: 11,736
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: buying a Kaepernick jersey
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 10-28-2015, 09:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by arachnid View Post
I can take care of you babe
Don't you think you should look after your own salvation before worrying about someone else?



2016: "I sucked".
2017: "No, I sucked".
2018: "Hold my beer."
Reply With Quote
(#68)
Old
arachnid's Avatar
arachnid arachnid is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 30
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: not giving that out.
arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.arachnid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 10-28-2015, 10:22 PM

Dude I was just replying to her request for a man. I can take care of her in a lot of ways lol.
Reply With Quote
(#69)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower 

 
Posts: 11,736
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: buying a Kaepernick jersey
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 10-28-2015, 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by arachnid View Post
Dude I was just replying to her request for a man...
Four and a half years later, I'd say you missed that boat.

Quote:
...I can take care of her in a lot of ways lol.
So what do you offer, besides the "horny teenager" status? Several of the True Christians™ have daughters that they'd probably be willing to sell to the right prospect.



2016: "I sucked".
2017: "No, I sucked".
2018: "Hold my beer."
Reply With Quote
(#70)
Old
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson's Avatar
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is online now
Forum Member
Forum Member

Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Prayer Warrior Best stoning bucket A for Effort One Year/1000 posts Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico 2015 Witch Hunt Award 

 
Posts: 1,300
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 10-30-2015, 07:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by arachnid View Post
I can take care of you babe
Miss Grace is a lovely, aspiring Christian lady. Your rude, lewd, and sinful comments are not helpful! We women are weak enough as we were the first sinners. Do not be a stumbling block! 1 Corinthians 8:9 says, "But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak."


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
Reply With Quote
(#71)
Old
kekechev's Avatar
kekechev kekechev is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Dec 2015
kekechev is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 12-09-2015, 03:45 AM

Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.

Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-09-2015 at 03:51 AM. Reason: Ew. Stop that.
Reply With Quote
(#72)
Old
Alvin Moss's Avatar
Alvin Moss Alvin Moss is offline
Serving Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Proud Niglet Sponsorer Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Sons of Liberty Porn Resistant Early riser Tell her once Persecuted Bronze Tither Punched the most queers Mission to Korea Trump of GOD True Republican Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hands Off True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Nuke of Heaven Crown of Glory Mower Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 4,116
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 12-09-2015, 03:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by kekechev View Post
Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.
It is rude to barge in without a proper introduction. Kindly make your way to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself properly, that we may welcome you.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Reply With Quote
(#73)
Old
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson's Avatar
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is online now
Forum Member
Forum Member

Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Prayer Warrior Best stoning bucket A for Effort One Year/1000 posts Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico 2015 Witch Hunt Award 

 
Posts: 1,300
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 12-10-2015, 07:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by kekechev View Post
Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.
There are so many things wrong with that.

1) You did not ask her father for his permission to court his property. What decent Christian man fails to do that?
2) "Maybe with a pastor" Any Christian woman knows that she is never to be alone with a man, unless it's approved by her father or husband. Even then, unless it is a Christian man her husband approves, a weak woman should never be alone without supervision.
3) Your spam is unappreciated, nor should the poor girl be tempted by her. The Bible says that stumblingblocks are to be killed, according to Mark 9:42 "And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea."

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
Reply With Quote
(#74)
Old
God Is Le Meme God Is Le Meme is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Mar 2017
God Is Le Meme is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 03-21-2017, 05:11 PM

HEy bb lookin to go deep fam hit me up at [SEX HOOK-UP PHONE APP ID THING REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-21-2017 at 05:22 PM. Reason: This isn't a dating site, dear.
Reply With Quote
(#75)
Old
Bubba Buck's Avatar
Bubba Buck Bubba Buck is offline
Toilet Biter
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Real American™ Flat Earth Ex-Masturbator Porn Resistant 

 
Posts: 220
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: The great land of the USA!
Bubba Buck is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Bubba Buck is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Bubba Buck is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 03-21-2017, 11:04 PM

I say, the pigs on my pig ranch are way more disciplined than the animals trying to court this woman inappropriately. Miss Mary Etheldreda please allow me to take these inappropriate men into my pig ranch so that I may discipline them to respect women the True Christian way. I will be strict and harsh to turn the unsaved filth into respectable Christian gentlemen WHO FOLLOW THE RULES of appropriate courting.
Reply With Quote
(#76)
Old
PatheticEmoTrash69's Avatar
PatheticEmoTrash69 PatheticEmoTrash69 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: 69 sex st sexville
PatheticEmoTrash69 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 12-12-2017, 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace K View Post
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

Signed,
Grace.
Just wait until you see my <<<reference to male anatomy removed by moderator>>>.You can forget about being Good. Just send me your nudes to <<<personal information removed by moderator>>>.

Last edited by Basilissa; 12-12-2017 at 10:22 PM. Reason: This is not a brothel, sweetie
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2016 all rights reserved