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Old 03-19-2014, 01:18 AM
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An ex-gay? Don't you mean someone who has been shamed into someone they are not? Have pride in who you are. And don't eat the skittles.
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An ex-gay? Don't you mean someone who has been shamed into someone they are not? Have pride in who you are. And don't eat the skittles.
See, you gaysexuals truly are hateful. You need to come up with that kind of lies against people who have happily become ex-gays. Why can't you be happy for them, why do you need to persecute those that has been cured?
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If they came to you inspired by nothing but his own will. In which case GREAT for them. Ignorance truly is bliss. Apparently there is no God, or God is a hateful demon. I think this is what atheism feels like.
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If they came to you inspired by nothing but his own will. In which case GREAT for them. Ignorance truly is bliss. Apparently there is no God, or God is a hateful demon. I think this is what atheism feels like.
Are you seriously trying to manipulate us into feeling guilty for your atheism? The truth is, you haven't had faith in Jesus Christ in a long, long time. Why not be honest about it? It's not like you can lie to your Maker.

Besides, it's the first step in humbly accepting yourself as lost with Him!

Praise Jesus! He led you here to us for your redemption!

For His Glory!

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Who's glory? You're hateful sky-god who makes people and then hates them for the person they are? Or the guy who ignorantly I ignored, the writer of the bible ?
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I'm not here for redemption, unless it's the red dead kind. Also I'm not asking for pity for my atheism. I'm asking for respect.
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I'm not here for redemption, unless it's the red dead kind. Also I'm not asking for pity for my atheism. I'm asking for respect.
Why should we respect you or atheism, when you are so exemplary of the evil atheism causes? Atheism almost always leads to homosexuality, because atheists don't have morals. And that also proves that homosexuality is a choice. Christians don't choose to be gay. And ever heard of a muslim choosing to be gay? Even they, though nearly as evil as you with all their suicide bombs, are not gay. If we can choose to not be gay, so can you. Maybe you have to find God first, but you do have the choice.

Not taking the choice to be a good person is taking the choice to be a bad person.

God has several times wiped entire cities of of earth solely because too many inhabitants where homosexuals, the most wel known one being Sodom. Why should we respect that people like you risk the very cities we live in? Why don't you go live in a cave in the country side instead of trying to call God's just revenge upon you while you are amongst so many innocent people?
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God has several times wiped entire cities of of earth solely because too many inhabitants where homosexuals, the most wel known one being Sodom. Why should we respect that people like you risk the very cities we live in? Why don't you go live in a cave in the country side instead of trying to call God's just revenge upon you while you are amongst so many innocent people?
I respect you. And if God wipes overly gay cities away, what's the deal with beautiful San Fransisco? Honestly using things that require the existence of God© against an atheist is useless as we don't believe in it.

PS Ever read Dante's Inferno? Because you need to see the ideas contained in the work of fiction can be inspirational but still false.
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And if God wipes overly gay cities away, what's the deal with beautiful San Fransisco?
God has not destroyed San Francisco yet because He is loving, kind and above all, patient. You see, universe is immensely old, little over 6000 years old to be exact. God has been around for all that time. One human lifetime is but a short moment for Him. He can wait and see, as gaysexuals have only recently been able run amok in the streets of San Francisco. As shocking as it might be, there are still few Christians living there. Of course, if population who has made a gaysexual deathstyle choice continues to increase, God will eventually wipe out the whole city. My guess is that he will use earthquake instead of brimstone on this one. Sliding the whole city into ocean sounds more poetic. In the meantime, gaysexual population will still be punished when they are thrown to hell for all eternity.

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PS Ever read Dante's Inferno?
Apparently you haven't read it, since the actual name of the book is Divine Comedy. Anyway, as you pointed out it's a work of fiction. Another thing is that it represent catlick ideology and as thus is by default false. Catlicks are not Christians and so they have nothing to do with Christianity.
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