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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-08-2010, 06:36 AM
My brother is left handed, and a good Christian. What does that make him?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-08-2010, 07:08 AM
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My brother is left handed, and a good Christian. What does that make him?
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It makes him a fairytale figure. Such a person does not exist.
You can't be a good Christian if you're left-handed (see all the evidence in the first post). If you want to prove yourself as a good Christian brother, I urge you to make him stop using his filthy left hand right away.
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11-08-2010, 07:13 AM
He should stop being left handed. It's a choice. I was apparently born left handed, but with smacking upside the head, I have learned to be 100% right handed.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-09-2010, 01:19 AM
Brothers, we all know that no good can come from left handed peoples (sinners), but what about switch hitters in America's pastime?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-09-2010, 01:40 AM
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Brothers, we all know that no good can come from left handed peoples (sinners), but what about switch hitters in America's pastime?
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If you look into it, you will discover all switch hitters were really heathonistic steroid abuser's who were trying to undermine the good christian athlete's who's only muscle builder was hard work and faith
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-09-2010, 01:47 AM
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If you look into it, you will discover all switch hitters were really heathonistic steroid abuser's who were trying to undermine the good christian athlete's who's only muscle builder was hard work and faith
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Looking back at the scripture Brother Kristoffersen posted
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Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
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41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:
Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”
Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
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I see nothing about being a left handed hitter. My father was a left-handed shooter, but that was because he had trouble with his right eye. Although I believe he was another who had the left-handedness beaten out of him.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-09-2010, 07:58 PM
Left-handed people are unnatural. People need to stop trying to choose to be left-handed and be right-handed instead, like the way God made us.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-10-2010, 12:37 AM
Wow. Left-handedness is something you're born with. Nothing something bestowed upon you when you become an athiest. I find this post to be quite offensive, and also untrue. I know left-handed, faithful Christians.
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12-10-2010, 12:49 AM
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Wow. Left-handedness is something you're born with. Nothing something bestowed upon you when you become an athiest. I find this post to be quite offensive, and also untrue. I know left-handed, faithful Christians.
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Let me see if I follow you. You find this thread offensive, yet scripture was given to show that God finds left handed people offensive. So its God that you find offensive, well isn't that just grand, while you are at it, try spitting on Jesus.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-10-2010, 01:06 AM
Well, I'm left-handed. I go to church. Quite frankly, no one posting on this forum, or currently alive on this planet, has any qualification to pass judgment on me. Nor do they have any possible capability to speak on behalf of God or Jesus. Since the bible was written by a mortal man, any interpretation by mortal beings is also suspect and therefore, invalid. Call me what you like .... but in the end, I'll still be left-handed, you'll still be a hater and I'll still have friends. Have a nice day.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-10-2010, 01:09 AM
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Well, I'm left-handed. I go to church. Quite frankly, no one posting on this forum, or currently alive on this planet, has any qualification to pass judgment on me. Nor do they have any possible capability to speak on behalf of God or Jesus. Since the bible was written by a mortal man, any interpretation by mortal beings is also suspect and therefore, invalid. Call me what you like .... but in the end, I'll still be left-handed, you'll still be a hater and I'll still have friends. Have a nice day.
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Stop being left handed!
By the way try reading the Bible before you make an even bigger ass of your self. Of course we can judge you.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-10-2010, 01:20 AM
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Well, I'm left-handed. I go to church. Quite frankly, no one posting on this forum, or currently alive on this planet, has any qualification to pass judgment on me. Nor do they have any possible capability to speak on behalf of God or Jesus. Since the bible was written by a mortal man, any interpretation by mortal beings is also suspect and therefore, invalid. Call me what you like .... but in the end, I'll still be left-handed, you'll still be a hater and I'll still have friends. Have a nice day.
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Let's see. You go to church, but think that the Bible is corrupt and cannot be taken seriously or literally?
That would make you a false Christian cherrypicker, son.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-18-2010, 08:05 AM
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That's just one more reason why you should stop your sinister sinning and get right with Christ!
Au contraire (pardon my French), I think you'll find that God has sent you a strong delusion by making you believe that left-handed extremism is acceptable:
2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
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Well, since you don't have one, let me explain: Left handers have differently structured brains than right handers. But I'm sure you didn't know that. Any kind of science completely lacks in your cult of brain washing.
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Have you actually opened up your own brain to verify that for yourself or are you relying on heathen, prevaricating scientists for your so-called facts?
That is a picture of a brain. Please point out how "Left handers have differently structured brains than right handers." You might notice that both sides are structured exactly the same.
Brother Temperance still doesn't know that, because you are plain and simply wrong. Perhaps you need a grade school primer on brain physiology. Had you read one, you might have learned that scientist have not yet learned exactly what causes the right/left hand control. If you were to ask me, God controls the right hand part of the brain and the Devil controls the left hand part. That much is clear from scripture.
Oh, and mind your betters, you Unsaved Trash, spawn of the Devil. Pipe down and learn a bit.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-18-2010, 08:11 AM
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Edward Johnson of the N.Y. Times.
First question: Are you serious, do you mean every word you just typed?
Second question: What are your view of that the Muslims follows the same idea that the right hand is more sacred than the left one, which is why they eat with their right hand and wipes their behinds with the left.
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If they say enough things [and their wholey books go on and on and on] eventually they might accidentally hit upon a single truth.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-13-2011, 04:57 PM
When I began learning to write, it was discovered that I could write with both my right hand AND my left. Some called it gifted others called it a curse, I used my right hand the most and now, I can only use the right hand, a pen just drops from my left hand.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
02-02-2011, 09:22 PM
Been right-handed all my life, and I thank God for that. The Bible is clearly against using your left hand. What is it that some people don't understand?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
06-10-2011, 04:57 AM
I don't know why everyone is so afraid of Hell. I think it'd be fun to hang out with the prince of darkness.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
06-10-2011, 05:01 AM
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I don't know why everyone is so afraid of Hell. I think it'd be fun to hang out with the prince of darkness.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
02-29-2012, 07:36 AM
This is foul.
How dare you allege that one will be condemned to hell just because they have a different hand preference than the other.
Did you know I'm a proud left-hander?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
02-29-2012, 07:41 AM
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This is foul.
How dare you allege that one will be condemned to hell just because they have a different hand preference than the other.
Did you know I'm a proud left-hander?
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We dare because the Bible tells us so. Also it doesn't surprise me one bit that you are left handed. In fact it explains a lot.
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