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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 05:10 PM
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This isn't about good or bad friend, its about authentic and inauthentic. New York isn't part of REAL America for years.
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Huh. You're right, my terrible headache (caused by reading some of the filth that sick atheists post here to get their kicks) is fogging up my brain. I'll be quiet until it goes away.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 05:32 PM
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Huh. You're right, my terrible headache (caused by reading some of the filth that sick atheists post here to get their kicks) is fogging up my brain. I'll be quiet until it goes away.
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As someone new to this I recommend you be very careful about what Atheists say; the God mockers like to portray religion as something ridiculous. How can you respect or trust anyone who thinks like that?
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 06:44 PM
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New York isn't that terrible. Considering how many visitors we get from the Midwest yearly (which is a lot) I wouldn't be too quick to condemn NYC. We're the reason for your beloved Patriot Act. Just saying.
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Rita,
What are you "just saying"? This expression is on the 2011 list of banished words. Please do not use in our forums.
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2011.php
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 10:13 PM
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As someone new to this I recommend you be very careful about what Atheists say; the God mockers like to portray religion as something ridiculous. How can you respect or trust anyone who thinks like that?
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I don't respect or trust them they just give me a splitting headache. I'm okay now though- I found out is was partially lack of sleep. That's what happens when I'm up until 2 am reading the Bible.
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03-20-2012, 11:27 PM
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My apologies, I was unaware of this. Also, I am running on about six hours of sleep. If I say anything odd, please attribute it to my lack of sleep. Thank you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
08-16-2012, 10:45 PM
VIVA LA FRANCE!
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08-16-2012, 10:53 PM
You damn people of France always push this thread. God hates you!
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08-17-2012, 02:34 PM
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VIVA LA FRANCE!
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You do realize France is in Europe now don't you? Living in a bankrupt continent is hardly something to be proud about...
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08-17-2012, 03:03 PM
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VIVA LA FRANCE!
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That's Vive la France, trolltard.
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08-17-2012, 04:16 PM
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That's Vive la France, trolltard.
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Why is no one surprised the trolls french was bad. I thought they were all snooty about perfect pronunciation.
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08-02-2013, 01:58 AM
Tires screech on sand, high performance driving in sandals, then shades of Zardoz as she drives into her own head while saying (in a gawdawful American accent), "CX2, the beauty, SAVAGE!!1!", followed by a belch?!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
08-02-2013, 02:08 AM
She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
08-02-2013, 03:41 AM
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She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.
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The car dimwit, the car!
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08-02-2013, 04:52 AM
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She isn't a French...
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The car dimwit, the car!
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What the sheep said.
As far as Ms. Jones is concerned, I still haven't forgiven her for her part in the worst Bond flick ever.
Which, now that I think of it, also took place partially in France. So, there's that, too.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
03-24-2014, 01:22 PM
I was wondering why so many people on this thread were only pretending to be Frenchies, then I remembered reason number - where are we now? - about 153, maybe even more:
- They are deceitful, pretending they don't speak or understand American, when really their so-called language is just muddled up, badly-spelled English.
For example, there's a political party there called the Front National. That's just the party my sons belong to, the National Front, backwards. They even spelled that one right - yay them!
And how many American words are there in so-called French? Too many to even list, is how many! Garage, giraffe, mayonnaise, ballet, justice, orange, route, sauce, turquoise - and those are just the ones that are spelled exactly the same!
Then there's all the stuff they spell just a bit differently, like "un" for "an" and "bœuf" for "beef" - how pretentious is that œ ? And they put squiggles on words like cretin - a word you need a LOT in France - so it looks like crétin. Still means the same.
Yet you go into a bar in Paris and ask nicely for a coffee and one of those croissant things and they just look at you like you're the one speaking a foreign language. So rude!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
05-21-2014, 09:03 AM
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05-21-2014, 09:13 AM
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Oh, I know many people who buy French cars, because they are so cheap. The only problem is, that moving with those vehicles is a little bit difficult.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
05-21-2014, 05:27 PM
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Who knows, maybe they were thinking ahead to the time when France surrenders to Putin (one hour after the Russians declare a war against them), and decided to make trains that would run on the Russian tracks, which are wider than standard European tracks?
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05-21-2014, 05:44 PM
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Finland is already ready for Putin, Russian tracks are already here! Come Vladimir, that would be a good thing to this atheist-homo-eskimo land.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
05-21-2014, 05:50 PM
You have a train in Finland? Well done! Or do you just have the tracks?
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