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Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 01:25 PM
This video is proof positive that atheist scum really do worship satan (the father of lies) and teach their children to do the same. It is tedious work to screen such filth, but that's why I have secretaries I am such a popular True Christian™ Pastor.
Anyway, I'm just glad that we Christians teach our children about Christ's love and not immorality like the atheists.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 02:00 PM
"Hail Satin" "HAIL SATIN!"
Athians are just so darned silly
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 07:01 PM
I made it about two minutes in before I started to nod off. Why are Atheists so boring?
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 07:21 PM
Just look at their founder, Captain. A man who spent fifty years or whatever following a tortoise. Obviously leading by example!
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 08:45 PM
He said, "Gods sit on a cloud with a beard." Clouds don't have beards...
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
04-01-2009, 09:14 PM
And, there's only one God.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-09-2013, 06:21 AM
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Just look at their founder, Captain. A man who spent fifty years or whatever following a tortoise. Obviously leading by example!
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You mean good ol' Darwin? You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism; the truth is, they don't. Even the theory of evolution doesn't claim to know how life began, just how we got from whatever the beginning was to what we have now.
Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?
Five bucks says this will be held for approval and then never posted though.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-09-2013, 06:26 AM
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You mean good ol' Darwin? You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism; the truth is, they don't. Even the theory of evolution doesn't claim to know how life began, just how we got from whatever the beginning was to what we have now.
Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?
Five bucks says this will be held for approval and then never posted though.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-09-2013, 07:23 AM
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You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism
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I'm not sure any atheist has a worldview consistent with his beliefs. Atheists are very confused and hypocritical. They all know deep down God exists (Rom 1:18-32).
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Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?
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Most Laveyan satanists claim to be atheists.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-09-2013, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lordylord
Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?
Five bucks says this will be held for approval and then never posted though.
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I don't myself understand why the Pastors who screened your post let it go up. You are using this forum to advertise Satan's handiwork.
Instead of snearing about True Christians™, you should be on you knees thanking God for the tolerant people who run Landover Baptist Church.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-09-2013, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This video is proof positive that atheist scum really do worship satan (the father of lies) and teach their children to do the same. It is tedious work to screen such filth, but that's why I have secretaries I am such a popular True Christian™ Pastor.
Anyway, I'm just glad that we Christians teach our children about Christ's love and not immorality like the atheists.
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Yay!
Apparently, I'm teaching myself how to worship a non-existent entity which, according to popular culture, looks like an overcooked chicken with horns.
Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-10-2013, 12:12 AM
I am rather confused by this post.
By definition, atheists deny the existence of a supernatural being. Therefore, an atheist would never worship Satan because they would not believe in him.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
05-10-2013, 12:41 AM
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I am rather confused by this post.
By definition, atheists deny the existence of a supernatural being. Therefore, an atheist would never worship Satan because they would not believe in him.
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Well, friend, that makes two of us who are confused.
Who are you, and why have you not introduced yourself to the forum, before commenting on a thread written by True Christians™.
We welcome True Christians here.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-23-2013, 07:45 PM
So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-23-2013, 08:11 PM
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Zo liri E an, trawhemg tli emtirmit amj E qoni aqrozz tlez tlriaj amj E'vi mivir faqipahnij zo larj em ny hefi. Atlieztz biheivi tlat tliri ez mo Goj amj az am ixtimzeom, tliri'z mo Zatam. Ef you femj atlieztz tlat ari pronotemg Zatam tlim tliy'ri mot Atlieztz, tliy'ri Zatameztz. Zteqk to your faerytahiz amj wi'hh zteqk to tryemg to femj tli trui amzwirz of tli oregem of tli umevirzi itq.
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Greetings, hell bound scum. Now that you have finished spouting atheist gibberish, please visit the introduction thread and tell us about why you hate God, when you first blasphemed, how many babies you have eaten and/or sacrificed to Satan, how many homosexual affairs you have engaged in, and which Bible verse serves as the best repellant for your kind.
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-23-2013, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoMadeGod
So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
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Nonsense. Do you have any Scripture to back that up? NO! --> If you reject God, you join satan's rebellion.
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No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. - Matthew 6:24
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-24-2013, 02:25 AM
must be a Mohamadan speaking like that.
Mohams, A-rabs, Injuns = SATAN WORSHIP!
Praise the Lord!
Glory to him almighty God!
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-24-2013, 03:02 AM
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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
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Wow, if you are going to insult someone, get YOUR information straight!
Satanists don't worship satan either. But good try.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-24-2013, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Teenaged Shaun
So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
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Facepalm your face a few more times till it gets red and bruised, you Satanic worshipper!!!
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Re: Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan! -
06-24-2013, 08:16 PM
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Facepalm your face a few more times till it gets red and bruised, you Satanic worshipper!!!
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How very Christian of you.
Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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