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Mayor of Freehold
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Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-22-2013, 02:50 AM
Twenty thousand Godless people, obsessed with sex, gathered at Stonehenge for a summer solstice orgy. Thankfully, police were there to break up the event and put some degree of moral integrety on things.
Why this many people think it is legal to gather and celebrate Satan is beyond me.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...on&ir=Religion
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-22-2013, 03:08 AM
Amen, Mr. Mayor. The queers and witches live for bogus, godmocking "holidays" so they can find newer and better ways to spit in Christ's loving face.
If it was up to me I'd have had that demon-obssessed field bulldozed long ago. Pound those rocks into gravel for the Japanese Garden I've got going in the Eastern Section of my estate.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 543
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: In the UAE.
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-22-2013, 06:29 AM
In America...the way it used to be, at least...we have a proud tradition of using high-pressured fire hoses and noble German Shepherds to break up these rebellious hippies. It would do my heart proud to know that they used dogs such as the one below to sink their teeth into the witches and queers up at Stonehenge. We can only hope.
Last edited by Paragon of virtue; 08-08-2013 at 03:25 AM.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-22-2013, 07:12 AM
My fiendly neighborhood Wickedan is still recovering from trivial burns, which she very loudly and rudely announced to her devilish coven of overweight Stevie Nicks wannabes this morning as I was fetching the newspaper. One less affront onto God as she will not be lewdly shedding her clothing and dancing naked in Satan's Summer Solstice.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,364
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-22-2013, 07:14 PM
My suggestion is to destroy that damn Stonehedge once and for all. What purpose does it serve anyway, other than being a hotspot for demonic worship and forninaction?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 543
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: In the UAE.
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 10:36 AM
UnGodly Rock n' Roll bands have long since worshiped Stonehenge.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Paragon of virtue
UnGodly Rock n' Roll bands have long since worshiped Stonehenge.
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Well the joke is one them: if God steps in to ruin your concert (and let's face it the whole set looked stupid) you know you are on an express elevator to Hell, going down!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
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Posts: 366
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Blewbury
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Well the joke is one them: if God steps in to ruin your concert (and let's face it the whole set looked stupid) you know you are on an express elevator to Hell, going down!
YIC
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The irony of this post is turned up to 11. Not every Christian has had a sense of humour bypass.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
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Posts: 389
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
The irony of this post is turned up to 11. Not every Christian has had a sense of humour bypass.
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Given the crazy shit you guys beleive in I think EVERY Christian must have a sense of humour: how else to you explain the cognitive dissonance you engage in?
It's certainly not logic. Hm, bullshit, maybe?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
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Posts: 366
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Location: Blewbury
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Given the crazy shit you guys beleive in I think EVERY Christian must have a sense of humour: how else to you explain the cognitive dissonance you engage in?
It's certainly not logic. Hm, bullshit, maybe?
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I was pointing out it was a film and that 'Dr' Niles does not get that he is being made. Fool of. If you knew anything about anything you would know that.
Why are you always such a wanker?
ThinksDesign
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Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
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Posts: 389
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
I was pointing out it was a film and that 'Dr' Niles does not get that he is being made. Fool of. If you knew anything about anything you would know that.
Why are you always such a wanker?
ThinksDesign
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I know it is a film. I've seen it loads. My point was that you are just the same as Landovites in you complete inability to accept the world for as it is and cling to outdated mythologies that do not stand up to scrutiny.
I am only young but I bet I would bear you hands down at critical thinking.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,126
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage -
06-23-2013, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
My point was that you are just the same as Landovites in you complete inability to accept the world for as it is and cling to outdated mythologies that do not stand up to scrutiny.
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Free--You refuse to accept reality. Reality is 20,000 wiccans, whores and homers gathered to worship Satan. Time for you to engage in some critical thinking.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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