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Default The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 05:45 PM

Friends, it is time for me to tell you about another horribly debilitating condition I previously suffered from. No, I am not talking about the Sodomania this time, but Morgellons. Morgellons is a relatively new disease common to the unsaved of the world. Truth be told, when I was suffering from it, Morgellons did not yet have a name. At the time, the slang terms for my condition were Meth Bugs or the Creeping Crud. But I now know that it was indeed Morgellons with which the Lord had so righteously plagued me. Let me explain further.



This is an image of the sort of fibers the Lord now places under the skin of sinners.

As most of you know, near the end of my bout of Sodomania, I was also a filthy drug addict. Methamphetamines and various hallucinogens were my drugs of choice. I was covered in sores that I was constantly picking at, due to the unceasing sensation that there were insects burrowing just under my skin. I know now that I was not delusional and that there indeed were parasites digging there way through my unsaved body. God had chosen me as His first victim of Morgellons! This new and glorious version of His wrath, much like the AIDS, is just a clever and cutting edge way for Him to punish those that reject Jesus and His temporary sacrifice!


This is the hand of a sinner. God has plagued her with fiber emitting parasites. Glory!

Of course, the unsaved of the world refuse to believe that the Morgellons is a plague sent by God to punish sinners. They even have a professional website page where they spread their lies here. The following quote from said page should tell you just how deluded they actually are:

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Originally Posted by www.morgellons.org

The Morgellons Research Foundation (MRF) is a 501©3 non-profit organization established in 2002 in honor of a two-year-old child with an unknown illness, which his mother labeled "Morgellons disease". The MRF is dedicated to raising awareness and research funding for this poorly understood illness, which can be disfiguring and disabling, and affects people of all age groups including an increasing number of children. The number of families currently registered with the MRF is believed to represent a fraction of the true number of affected families.

The MRF fully supports the formal efforts by the CDC and Kaiser Permanente's Northern California Division of Research to investigate Morgellons disease. The MRF will continue to financially assist the ongoing efforts of private research scientists who are dedicated to solving the mystery of this tragic illness.
Tragic illness? Hardly. A righteous punishment from an angry but loving God upon those that reject Christ's love? Exactly. Not surprisingly, the mainstream secular scientific community does not understand the Morgellons either. They claim the disease does not exist.

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. . . doctors believe Morgellons is produced by the mind, not the body.

"I think of Morgellons as a piece of a larger phenomenon — delusional parasitosis," said Dr. Annette Matthews, a psychiatrist at the Oregon Health & Science University in Portland.

Delusional parasitosis is a psychosis in which sufferers believe they are infected with parasites. Often the patients have a real-life problem with scabies, lice, or some other tiny attackers, but then imagine they are continuing to plague them, Matthews said.

Asked about reports of multiple Morgellons cases within a family, Matthews said delusions are transmissible, the psychiatric term is "folie a deux," for instances in which people come to share a delusion.
Remember, I know of what I speak. The Lord chose to make me the first Morgellons victim, and when I turned away from my sodomitical lifestyle choice and the drugs, He immediately removed the parasites and fibers that He had so lovingly infected me with. His mercy is without measure. Praise!


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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 07:04 PM

Professor Gossamer, it's wonderful to hear how God cured you of this horrible affliction!

Did you manage to get a sample of the fibers the meth bugs put under your skin?


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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 07:17 PM

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Professor BESSEMER, it's wonderful to hear how God cured you of this horrible affliction!

Did you manage to get a sample of the fibers the meth bugs put under your skin?
Alas, I did not. However, when I was in the grips of my affliction I was in the habit of saving my scabs in empty pill bottles. But when the Lord showed me His light, I threw the large crate I stored them in into a dumpster, along with my collection of enormous dildos and my huge collection of gay scat pornography.

I have no doubt that if I had access to my scab collection today, it would contain thousands of Morgellon fibers identical to these:






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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 09:21 PM

If only we could harness those little bugs, and have them make fabric for us!


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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 10:36 PM


My, what a lovely decoration for a Christmas Tree!
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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-18-2011, 03:49 AM

Nonsense. This sounds like one of those fake diseases the joos make up to keep everyone locked up in victimhood.

It's nothing a little Prayer couldn't cure.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 09-12-2017, 03:12 PM

Hello, I do not know English well.


I was surprised by the original story about the dorges, the faith, the morgellons. I am from the Czech Republic and I confirm this story. It has become exactly the same. I was a terrible man, I hated faith, believers. In short everything about belief and god. But he took my satan in my stead, helped me everything, and I was all right. The worst I was, the better I did. But in reality Satan dragged me to hell. I also enjoyed drugs. But not like a poor drug addict, I was level and I was not rude. Morgellons have been initially trained for puberty acne, then I have attributed the use of drugs .. Over the past couple of years, when I was horrified to find that the fibers in those aches are not normal. But I had no idea what it was about.


Because I could not get rid of "acne" for years. And I was the only one in the neighborhood who had such problems. I did not have teeth problems at all. So I refused to believe that drugs might be worth it. It was incomprehensible, but it was a punishment. Like I'm cursed. Because five heals were hardly healed, others were on their way. There was no mm2 on my face where there would be no deep soreness. It's a miracle that I do not have scars, just a few. What I mean is that after another quest and effort to understand. This way led me to God. To the Bible and Faith, today I am deeply faithful, but a little different. I have a deal with God. He did not forgive me the morgellon, but he taught me a healthy life. style. He taught me to be strong and successful. Besides, I have dream work. I'm paid for helping people. I do not think of any laws, I ended up several times at the police station. Where did God protect me in such a way that I can not describe the words. Pro. I was detained by the police for trying to prevent bailiffs from robbing innocent people, the bailiffs, because of my debt, which was illegitimate, unfair, it is not true, I have never borrowed, I have not done any damage, I have not signed anything . It's just a authentic debt, but it does not care about anyone. I did not care. I said, I have nothing. They can not take anything to me. But I did not know they were routinely killing relatives. This was unacceptable, I protect my parents, I help them, and I'm not in trouble like the others around.


There is not to see how someone is robbing them. So they sent two full police cars behind me and dragged me to the CPZ in their handcuffs. Where I stood firmly behind my opinion, I tell people the truth. Always and everywhere, and the cops do not like it. So I spoke and talked when one can not hold it, and he shouted at me as if I was in a hurry. I told him that I was telling the truth that the truth hurts and that if he wants me to stop, he will have to shoot me. And I talked further .. Well, it ended up so I spent unnecessarily in the whole over 40h. I went crazy there. Sleep has been ruled out. I'm a nicotine addict, since the boy. So I had a permanent abs. I could not fall asleep. I could not eat or drink, sleep in the toilet. I was never in a permanent convulsion ... Suddenly I realized how the cops were making a mistake. I realized they were the same victims as I did. So I started late at night. Around 1 am in the morning. Aloud pray for forgiveness to these cops. They do not know what to do. Dear miracle ... I fell asleep in that blow. I woke up in the morning, fresh, healthy, I slept better than at home! Impossible. Moreover, I thought it was going to be that I was going crazy. But after foolishness or sights. They took me to a psychiatrist, but neither psychiatrist found a single mental defect, I was totally healthy. This experience has strengthened me. It's like every diamond needs pressure. Now I understand everything, I know what to do, I found myself, and people affected by morgellons are in fact God's fighters. Helpers, messengers of light and truth. I do what I do, I'm paid for it. I do not know exactly where or who is paying me. I say God is paying me. Because it can not be explained that I still have enough money for myself ... I do not have a millionaire. I'm not too hungry, I have exactly as much money as I need to do what I do. Moreover, I am pleased with everything, I am not afraid of death and I am ready for the truth and the right thing to lay down life. Moreover, I do not understand how I could be such a jerk and not understand the Bible. Now I understand more than anyone else, I could abuse it, but that is not a threat, I would rather die than I would do any wrongdoing.


I apologize for the translation. Michal Czech Republic.
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