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Default God punishes dark-meat freak Gaddaffi/Quaddiffi - 08-26-2011, 03:50 PM

Brothers, God has sent us a powerful lesson this week with the fall from power of Mucktuttiwhatever Gaddaffi-Quaddaffi-raffi-whatever.

Now, all True Christians have been against Obama's decision to remove this God-appointed leader from power, because all leaders, no matter how tyrannical, are agents of God:

13 Submit yourselves for the Lord's sake to every authority instituted among men: whether to the king, as the supreme authority, 14or to governors, who are sent by him to punish those who do wrong and to commend those who do right. - 1 Peter 2:13-14

1 Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. - Romans 13:1-3

17 Obey your leaders and submit to their authority. They keep watch over you as men who must give an account. Obey them so that their work will be a joy, not a burden, for that would be of no advantage to you. - Hebrews 13:17


So, with God clearly against Obama's rebellion against God, why did He suddenly change His mind and oust Micktacki Raffi-whatever?

Turns out he's into dark meat. As the rebels were looting his compound, they came across what they call "fapping material":



Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. - Proverbs 23:33 Notice he likes pictures where her mouth is close to a microphone. You know what that means.

(Note to the ignorant: it's Condoleesa Rice, from the Bush Administration. In her finest hour she pioneered a free-market, trickle down solution to hurricane Katrina: she went shoe shopping. I don't remember if she met Gaddaffi personally, but I bet she's the main reason he decided to accepts Bush's offer to become allies.)

Here's what the Bible says about race mixing:

What about interracial/intercultural marriage?

God commands us against them:

Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. - Deuteronomy 7:3

But why? And can I at least have a foreign girlfriend or mistress?

No. Your black mistress will end up converting you to her "black Jesus" and Kawanzaa heresies:

But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh (who is African), women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love. -1st Kings 11:1-2


If they can even corrupt as Godly a man as King Solomon, imagine what they'll do to you!

Do you support segregation or integration?

God says integration leads to heresy:

And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves. - Judges 3:5-7


So if I can't live in the same neighborhoods as non-W.A.S.P.S., can I at least visit?

No. Even looking at them will mess you up: Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. - Proverbs 23:33 Notice he likes ones where her mouth is close to a microphone. You know what that means.

But black women are so attractive!

Some are, but that's rare:

I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: Song of Solomon 1:5-6


Is it even possible to re-segregate?

It is, and it's as important a part of Christianity as confessing your sins:

And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers. -Nehemiah 9:2

I'm of mixed-race, are my parents sinners?

Yes: The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, doing according to their abominations, even of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.
For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass. - Ezra 9:1-2


Why are white people's genes holy?

Because God says so. See Ezra 9:1-2 above.


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Default Re: God punishes dark-meat freak Gaddaffi/Quaddiffi - 08-26-2011, 03:56 PM

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Brothers, God has sent us a powerful lesson this week with the fall from power of Mucktuttiwhatever Gaddaffi-Quaddaffi-raffi-whatever.

Now, all True Christians have been against Obama's decision to remove this God-appointed leader from power, because all leaders, no matter how tyrannical, are agents of God:
I am certain Obama had only one reason to kick this Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi figure out of Egypt. To disctract us from the total disaster Obama made of our economy. It is a common tactic of democrat presidents to start wars just to distract us from their utter incompetence. George W. Bush never did that and I am certain our future president Michele Marie Bachmann will never do it either.

Worst of all, Obama didn't even have the guts to actually kill Gaddafi. Gaddafi is still alive and is probably plotting terrorists attacks on America already.

On a completely different subject, how much oil do those people we just liberated have?


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Default Re: God punishes dark-meat freak Gaddaffi/Quaddiffi - 08-26-2011, 04:27 PM

And wikileaks claimed he's into "busty Ukranian nurses." More proof that wikileaks LIES!

Especially in the Iraq War files, and especially in the ones about blue-on-blue incidents. Trent Harvey Jr. does NOT have negligent discharges!


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Default Re: God punishes dark-meat freak Gaddaffi/Quaddiffi - 09-02-2011, 01:38 PM

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Trent Harvey Jr. does NOT have negligent discharges!
Actually, I heard from the enhanced interrogators at the ex-harlot camp that Brandi and Sherri just can't stop joking about you. But of course I'll believe your word over theirs.


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