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Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-12-2012, 10:35 PM
Number one on my list would be the satan-possessed toaster.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-12-2012, 11:06 PM
I wonder how good of toast it would make in the middle of a prayer service with five pastors and two deacons pointing shotguns at it?
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-12-2012, 11:07 PM
Why is that darkie laughing at the end? He must be used to voodoo and think it's funny when white people are frightened by it.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-13-2012, 12:28 PM
The greatest God hating witch to ever walk this earth has now gone electronic in her bid to recruit children for satan. J K Rowling has released a book of spells for PS3.
If you see these in malls and shops destroy them immediately.
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-14-2012, 05:17 AM
Certain obscene toys should be avoided. I just know that these come pre-stuffed with demons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-14-2012, 05:54 AM
This is just sick and disgusting. It still offends me that they not only encourage children to dabble in witchcraft with Harry Potter, but masturbation as well.
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This toy was #1 on my daughter’s Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn’t until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on—what were the creators of this toy thinking? She’ll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He’s a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter’s friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-14-2012, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Certain obscene toys should be avoided. I just know that these come pre-stuffed with demons.
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Not only that, but if you put your finger right under where the scrotum would be and another finger up against the hind area, a hot mayonnaise-like substance shoots out the front.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
11-15-2012, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Certain obscene toys should be avoided. I just know that these come pre-stuffed with demons.
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Those things look like painted negro transvestite caricatures with those round noses, inner tube lips and Curious George ears. You know the ones, with the purple, red or blue hair, "fabulous" eye liner and wearing enough whore paint to last Ronald McDonald for a decade. I see what those fat lips are imitating. Teaching children to get oral gratification from negro transvestites. Utterly appalling.
Another thing you shouldn't get your kids: Any of those Chipmunk movies. They promote wanton sexuality, teach girls to be strippers and promotes bestiality with chipmunks. Look at the little hussies dancing suggestively in public to some bald headed perv.
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