[Cody Parsons]

Ever since I found Jesus I wanted a helpmate who would submit to me like it says in the Bible. My girlfriend McKayla would not accept Jesus as her savior and would not become a Christian. Not only that but she kept getting mad that I wouldnt make out with her or get it on with her anymore!
Because she wouldnt accept my leadership in the relationship I dumped her ass and told her she can go spread her legs for the football team now if she wants I dont care anymore.
I hope I did the right thing by dumping her like that and not spending more time trying to convert her. She makes good pot roast.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

Ever since I found Jesus I wanted a helpmate who would submit to me like it says in the Bible. My girlfriend McKayla would not accept Jesus as her savior and would not become a Christian. Not only that but she kept getting mad that I wouldnt make out with her or get it on with her anymore!
Because she wouldnt accept my leadership in the relationship I dumped her ass and told her she can go spread her legs for the football team now if she wants I dont care anymore.
I hope I did the right thing by dumping her like that and not spending more time trying to convert her. She makes good pot roast.

You can find any woman to make a pot roast, you can find any woman who will spread her legs at the drop of a dime. To find one that Loves Jesus, now that's hard. You did right by shit canning the slut.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Cody,
A good rump roast does not necessarily a good wife make. You certainly did the right thing. It sounds like you might be sad and may need some personal counseling. The door to the sound proof attic prayer loft is open for you as always. Well, it's not exactly open. It seems to have accidentally locked from the outside and I'm a bit trapped. The sooner you get here the better. Praise GOD that you're coming!


Cradled In The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Halleluyah Rob]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

She makes good pot roast.

I can guarantee that a True Christian™ woman can make a pot roast (or anything for that matter) 10x better.

[Brother Helge]

You did the right thing!

Women like that are plenty. She was obviuosly not a keeper.
You should thank God you didn't marry her - she would probably just have given you daughters.

[false god]

[QUOTE=Cody Parsons;704540]Ever since I found Jesus I wanted a helpmate who would submit to me like it says in the Bible. My girlfriend McKayla would not accept Jesus as her savior and would not become a Christian. Not only that but she kept getting mad that I wouldnt make out with her or get it on with her anymore!
Because she wouldnt accept my leadership in the relationship I dumped her ass and told her she can go spread her legs for the football team now if she wants I dont care anymore.
I hope I did the right thing by dumping her like that and not spending more time trying to convert her. She makes good pot roast.[/QUOte)

you seem to be a sensible young man but get away from these jesus freaks asap or you will regret it for ever mate. So if jesus and the bible was real why does the bible not mention dinosaurs? why is the earth older than the bible says it is? Why do you believe a book? you were not there when it was written so no one alive can prove it is any less fiction than harry potter or lord of the rings!! i cannot believe the horse shit i have read on this forum but after all you are numpty americans who have the combined IQ of about 15 going on the shite you have written!!! also if jesus was real the chances are he would have been black! so how about them apples?? : devil:

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

So if jesus and the bible was real why does the bible not mention dinosaurs?

Actually, the Bible does mention dinosaurs. The only thing is that the term "dinosaur" did not exist in Biblical times. In the Bible they were referred to as Leviathans and Behmoths thereof.

Isaiah 27:1 In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

why is the earth older than the bible says it is?

According to real science, the Earth is 6000 years old just as it says in the Bible.

Why do you believe a book? you were not there when it was written so no one alive can prove it is any less fiction than harry potter or lord of the rings!!

The Holy Bible was written by God. That's where the Bible differs from modern fiction.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

i cannot believe the horse shit i have read on this forum

I guess you're heading for hell then. Enjoy.

[Jedediah]

I Corinthians 6:15-20
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

She makes good pot roast.

Throughout my life I've met many women that did an excellent job with the meat I provided them.

But that in itself was not reason enough to keep them.

You did the right thing, young Cody. Look elsewhere to fill your needs.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

Not only that but she kept getting mad that I wouldnt make out with her or get it on with her anymore!

She sounds like a disgusting slut, that kind of thing is only for making new soldiers for Christ. Period.

Like everyone else has rightly said, you're better off without her.

[True Disciple]

I concur with my fellow Brothers in that she sounds like a disgusting heathen slut, so I think you do well in dumping her.

And be glad that you didn't marry her, for in that case, you wouldn't have been allowed to dump her anymore, because divorce is a sin:

1 Corinthians 7:12:
But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away.

[Si Ce Peude]

that was a brave move brother, i salute you for it. To me it sounds like you attend college or high school - I hope you do not get bullied for your beliefs