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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 09:48 PM

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For the last time, in science. A theory is a fact. If creation is a fact, why isn't it called that? How can you be sure that you're worshipping the right god, if I looked in the Koran I'm sure it will say that it is true.

Also, are you running windows?
Creation is a fact. That's why it is called creation, not theory of creation. On another note, theory of gravitation is called theory of gravitation, because it is not a fact. Not even these "scientists" claim to understand how it totally works. Please, don't make yourself look more stupid by saying that it is considered as a fact. Just like theory of relativity that is tied together with current theory of gravitation. Still, even now you need theory about dark matter to make it work. Can you show me dark matter? Can you show me any concrete evidence of dark matter?
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 10:51 PM

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Yes, nothing wrong with that. The good book is good because its good and its a book. We know that it is good because the good book says its good. Great logic you have there.
Just to clarify your point
What your saying is, is that every word of the bible is True, and we know every word in the bible is true because the bible says every word of the bible is true. And as already stated at the beginning of my statement every word of the bible is true.

With that sort of logic who are we to argue? :/


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-18-2013, 12:33 AM

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...With that sort of logic who are we to argue? :/
Now you're getting it.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 06:49 PM

Alright just get this right, we've pretty much destroyed all your arguments against, So deal withy the fact that EVOLUTION EXISTS!!!!


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 06:51 PM

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For the last time, in science. A theory is a fact. If creation is a fact, why isn't it called that? How can you be sure that you're worshipping the right god, if I looked in the Koran I'm sure it will say that it is true.

Also, are you running windows?
Then why don't they call it a scientific FACT?



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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 08:46 PM

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Alright just get this right, we've pretty much destroyed all your arguments against, So deal withy the fact that EVOLUTION EXISTS!!!!
Don't be silly, only thing you did was make atheist look more silly with all that nonsense.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 08:53 PM

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Don't be silly, only thing you did was make atheist look more silly with all that nonsense.
I'm sorry but it's laughable how you people respond to every argument. I hear your ideas of obedience is to beat those who do not agree with you? So I don't agree with you, you gonna try to harm me?
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 08:57 PM

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I'm sorry but it's laughable how you people respond to every argument. I hear your ideas of obedience is to beat those who do not agree with you? So I don't agree with you, you gonna try to harm me?
Stop snorting weed and start making some sense. I simply showed without a doubt that there is no evilution and you start going on about if I should harm you. Are you some weirdoe or something?
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 09:00 PM

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Stop snorting weed and start making some sense. I simply showed without a doubt that there is no evilution and you start going on about if I should harm you. Are you some weirdoe or something?
I would make sense if I was talking to someone who understood the simple idea to grasp a full understanding of the subject before you decide to slander it. You smoke marijuana, you do not snort it. Second, I was simply expressing that the general consensus is to beat those who don't agree with you; I'm just wondering if that applies when the person that is arguing against you is bigger and stronger than you? Or do you only resort to hitting children and women?
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 09:08 PM

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You smoke marijuana, you do not snort it.
I am sorry, druggie, that I do not share your vast experience of abusing drugs.

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Second, I was simply expressing that the general consensus is to beat those who don't agree with you
I am not surprised at all to hear that is the general consensus among you heathens.
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I am sorry, druggie, that I do not share your vast experience of abusing drugs.



I am not surprised at all to hear that is the general consensus among you heathens.
I am sorry sir that you cannot display even the smallest amount of decency to refrain from jumping to conclusions. I do not partake in drugs. Just because I am not involved in something does not mean I cannot understand it.

Please, if you are going to attempt to twist my words and falsify my statements, do not do it when the original text is simply one post above it. If you wish to use underhanded tactics may I suggest you ask a moderator to edit my original post first. As in a battle of wits sir, you are unarmed.
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As in a battle of wits sir, you are unarmed.
I'm sorry, but you do not need my help to make yourself to look silly. You are just too transparent. Like all those heathens we get here every day. That leads me to the main point. Why do you think Jesus made you come to this most Godly forum at the first place?
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I'm sorry, but you do not need my help to make yourself to look silly. You are just too transparent. Like all those heathens we get here every day. That leads me to the main point. Why do you think Jesus made you come to this most Godly forum at the first place?
No I do not, as your attempts to make me look foolish have failed on all fronts. If I wished to make myself look silly I will avoid asking for your help
Jesus brought me here to defend the true message of the Lord. As I have done to many Baptists, Catholics, Mormons, Protestants, and Methodists before you. I have re aligned their souls with Gods will and defeated those who have wished to halt my mission. Many men that truly believe that they are correct have challenged me. For their compassion I show mercy, but I cannot forgive them for their pride. Just as Satan grew to sure in his own beliefs, so have men.
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...Jesus brought me here to defend the true message of the Lord...
So the Bible doesn't accurately reflect God's massage for mankind? God of the Bible is omnipotent (I'll wait while you look that up). That means that if the Bible contained misleading or false information, God could change every Bible in the world to be accurate, easier than you or I saying "Boo".

God's failure to do so leads one to conclude either:

1) The Bible says exactly what God wants it to say, or
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No I do not, as your attempts to make me look foolish have failed on all fronts. If I wished to make myself look silly I will avoid asking for your help
Oh dear. Mr. Benevolent, Mr. Alban has made no such attempt. You alone have advertised your immense foolishness both about subject matters involving evolution, as well as basic logical and personal skills.

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Jesus brought me here to defend the true message of the Lord. As I have done to many Baptists, Catholics, Mormons, Protestants, and Methodists before you. I have re aligned their souls with Gods will and defeated those who have wished to halt my mission. Many men that truly believe that they are correct have challenged me. For their compassion I show mercy, but I cannot forgive them for their pride. Just as Satan grew to sure in his own beliefs, so have men.
Jesus brought you here as an example of just how corrupt a sinful mind is. Your utter lack of comprehension of the most simplest of things ought to embarrass you surely as much as they embarrass your mother. You should use this exchange as a wake-up call and recognize that no amount of faulty thinking will help you find your way to Salvation©. Only the LORD can do that, and you can find out how by reading, believing, and following your Holy Bible. No excuses will thwart the Will of God with regards to the state of your soul.

So please, put down the pot pipe, and let Jesus help you!






Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 09:42 PM

[QUOTE=Didymus Much;997316]...The Bible says exactly what God wants it to say...QUOTE]

See now you are on the right path. The Bible contains exactly what God wants you to read. But the reasons are different, it was never designed to be a manual, but a test. The great test of His faith. He gave you words, words that would challenge your faith to its very core, to listen to the word of God that he speaks to you everyday or the words that He has been claimed to say. He simply wishes to ask, will you listen to Him? Or the words claimed to be Him.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-22-2013, 09:44 PM

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See now you are on the right path. The Bible contains exactly what God wants you to read. But the reasons are different, it was never designed to be a manual, but a test. The great test of His faith. He gave you words, words that would challenge your faith to its very core, to listen to the word of God that he speaks to you everyday or the words that He has been claimed to say. He simply wishes to ask, will you listen to Him? Or the words claimed to be Him.
God speaks to you every day? Is this an audible voice? Or do you just mean you follow your every whim?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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God speaks to you every day? Is this an audible voice? Or do you just mean you follow your every whim?
Excellent question. It can be as much as a roar to some or as quiet as a whisper to others, depending on how aligned your are to Him. You feel the words as apposed to physically hearing an audible voice. I would imagine none of you have felt this as you have turned your backs to His will. You need to trust that He will speak to you. Do not bury your head in the pages of text, open your heart and your soul to his voice. Allow your lungs to fill with the His will. No one will be able to discount the words you hear, as you will feel the truth resonating inside yourself. If you know they are true, then the will of others means nothing.
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...The Bible says exactly what God wants it to say...
...it was never designed to be a manual, but a test...
Then it would say it's a test, or we're back to my original point.

If it was a test, as you claim, then salvation becomes either a lottery (in which case God is a sociopath and unworthy of worship) or is only open to those with earthly wisdom, in direct contravention of what the Bible says.

Why would an omnipotent being hide down the rabbit holes you imagine?

You're creating God in your own image.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-23-2013, 05:12 AM

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Excellent question. It can be as much as a roar to some or as quiet as a whisper to others, depending on how aligned your are to Him. You feel the words as apposed to physically hearing an audible voice. I would imagine none of you have felt this as you have turned your backs to His will. You need to trust that He will speak to you. Do not bury your head in the pages of text, open your heart and your soul to his voice. Allow your lungs to fill with the His will. No one will be able to discount the words you hear, as you will feel the truth resonating inside yourself. If you know they are true, then the will of others means nothing.
So basically, you follow your gut, not God. People's guts tell them different things, so if your view were true, there must be many gods -- as many gods as people.

By the way, I know in my heart the Bible is the infallible Word of God. My heart is telling me something different from yours. Whose is right?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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