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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-01-2020, 07:30 PM
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Because it grieves me that women like Danica Patrick and negroes like Lewis Hamilton are permitted to compete in carsports.
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Wake up, sweetie! Do you live under a rock or something?
Nowadays, the only people permitted to compete in car sports (or should we say, in a meager imitation of car sports) are fat lazy bums who sit the whole day behind their gaming consoles.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-01-2020, 09:06 PM
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That does make absolute sense.
Thank you, sir!
Ephesians 6:23 Peace be to the brethren, and love with faith, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
24 Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-01-2020, 09:24 PM
Most welcome, friend. I would advise you not to pay him any mind. Keep up the great work and keep studying God's word!
2 Timothy 2:15 King James Version (KJV)
15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
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That does make absolute sense.
Thank you, sir!
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-02-2020, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
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Correct, that exactly is what blacks, Mexicans and white Liberals are.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-02-2020, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by LW1997
Correct, that exactly is what blacks, Mexicans and white Liberals are.
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Based on my knowledge of lazy bums who sit the whole day behind gaming consoles, most of them are Anglo-Saxon/Germanic descent lazy bums. I live deep in Trump Country™, though, so there are no liberals and no blacks here, and Mexicans show up mainly during harvest time.
May I ask a personal question - aside from your limited IQ, is there another reason for your dark-skinned people obsession?
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Re: Women who love carports -
04-02-2020, 08:48 PM
Sister Basilissa, I have no idea what our young and probably Teutonic friend is on about, but I am mystified by this whole discussion. Surely no sensible woman loves carports? So very draughty and chilly in the winter, particularly in your part of the country. Give me a well-heated garage any day.
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Re: Women who love carports -
04-02-2020, 09:07 PM
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Sister Basilissa, I have no idea what our young and probably Teutonic friend is on about, but I am mystified by this whole discussion. Surely no sensible woman loves carports? So very draughty and chilly in the winter, particularly in your part of the country. Give me a well-heated garage any day.
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Oh thank God someone said it! I agree Sister Joanna, what sister in her right mind would want to suffer the ignobility of a carport when the kitchen is such a cheery, life-giving room of the home? Or perhaps the Library where one can study her Holy Bible in peace and tranquility? Goodness, I even prefer the laundry room to clean and organized garage. At least there the stains come out and the grease is washed away.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-05-2020, 11:45 AM
Honestly, what is is it with the female fascination about car ports?
A man arrives at home, he sticks his car in the port and comes inside. Hopefully he does not find the neighbors bicycle in there.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Based on my knowledge of lazy bums who sit the whole day behind gaming consoles, most of them are Anglo-Saxon/Germanic descent lazy bums. I live deep in Trump Country™
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But... Trump himself as 25 % German. So you would have to blame him too. You live in the Midwest, as your profile says, Montana, Iowa or Wisconsin or something like that All great states, except for Minnesota and Illinois, who don't care at all about the immigration problems. Are they really more concerned than in the Southeast? Are you Yankeers more concerned about Cultural Marxism than the Confederates are? More than Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona and Colorado indeed, because that isn't really hard, but even the Midwest produced negroes like Michael Jackson and Kanye West. Are the Churches in the Midwest godlier than the Bible belt in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 07:57 PM
And now I have to correct myself. Montana is not part of the Midwest since it is located in the Rocky Mountains. I'm not even sure if it's a red state (even though less blue than Commiesota). So this must refute and annihilate all of my arguments. I will be in hell anyways, if not in the lowest pits, so who cares?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by LW1997
But... Trump himself as 25 % German.
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His grandfather dropped his germanness when he changed the family last name from Drumpf to Trump.
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You live in the Midwest, as your profile says, Montana, Iowa or Wisconsin or something like that
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Yes, something like that.
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Are you Yankeers more concerned about Cultural Marxism than the Confederates are?
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Honey, I pass quite a few Confederate flags venturing out from my town in any direction, so don't you preach to me about Yankees.
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Are the Churches in the Midwest godlier than the Bible belt in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee?
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If you are asking whether there are churches around here which keep holding their weekly services in person, defying stay-at-home orders, the answer is yes:
Illinois
Indiana
Idaho
Ohio
...And that's just a selection.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
His grandfather dropped his germanness when he changed the family last name from Drumpf to Trump.
Yes, something like that.
Honey, I pass quite a few Confederate flags venturing out from my town in any direction, so don't you preach to me about Yankees.
If you are asking whether there are churches around here which keep holding their weekly services in person, defying stay-at-home orders, the answer is yes:
Illinois
Indiana
Idaho
Ohio
...And that's just a selection.
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But Idaho is even less Midwest than Montana (another Rocky Mountains state, even though neither are another Commierado) and are there still churches in Illinois? I thought the Atheists took over there.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 09:43 PM
And it is obvious that I am forbidden to mention the name of <<<a meaningless hellbound heathen>>>... so much for 'American' Nationalism...
Last edited by Basilissa; 04-06-2020 at 09:58 PM.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
04-06-2020, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by LW1997
And it is obvious that I am forbidden to mention the name of <<<a meaningless hellbound heathen>>>... so much for 'American' Nationalism...
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