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Default The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 05:47 AM

I know that those passionate Americans out there protesting against death panel health care and taxes for the rich mean well but something is missing. I don't see the power of Jesus at their protests. I'm not hearing anything about how this is a God fearing land that has lost it's way. I hear nothing from the protesters about how we must submit ourselves to the law of our Lord Jesus Christ and make the Holy Bible the law of our great and vast land.


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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 12:46 PM

Thank you to GOD, JESUS and THE HOLY SPIRIT that we have sister Sarah Palin!

One of the remarkable features of Sarah Palin's speeches are the collocations when referring to god.







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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 01:41 PM

All is not lost!

Just look at this Godly woman!



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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 02:07 PM

But these rallies are not righteous enough. And where is that woman's husband at??

Besides Sarah Palin has fallen out of favor from our own Betty Bowers.


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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 05:45 PM

@LuciMourningstar @PurgeTheUnfaithful why is that women not properly dressed? #Deuteronomy 22:5 #1 Timothy 2:9


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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-18-2010, 06:33 PM

I did notice how this "woman", clearly she's not a lady, wears a t-shirt that has her God-Designed mammary glands flopping around. Disgraceful indeed!! Her husband should teach her a lesson for her licentiousness!!
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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-19-2010, 03:40 PM

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Default Re: The Tea Party Simply NOT Righteous Enough - 04-19-2010, 11:17 PM

It's true that Sarah Palin may be a little shaky in the "sanity" department, but she's been a useful tool in our anti-Obama hate campaign. Plus she's done a heck of a job extracting cash out of her worshippers, a trait I have to admire. Anyway, we do worry that she's too much of a wildcard to be president, especially now that she's doing through menopause - one day she wants to drop nukes on wolves, next day she wants to save the gay whales.

But before we dump her on the ash-heap of history, we still plan to use her in our anti-global warming campaign. So I'm excited that our subsidiary Discovery Channel recently signed her up for a new reality show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. We plan to show all these beautiful photos of America's largest state with fjords, mountains, glaciers and forests, while Sarah reads all these green environmental drivel off the teleprompter. As the sponsor of the program, Uranus Corporation will come off looking like this caring, sharing, environmentally conscious company.

We'll have the public believing our corporate executives are granola-eating environmentalists. That's just the warm fuzzy image we need to project while we push full speed ahead with drill-baby-drill, our nuclear waste dump, logging, mining and sales of polar bear fur coats (might as well harvest their fur now, since they'll be all gone soon when the arctic ice cap melts).


Sarah Palin's Alaska

If by some accident, Sarah does become president in 2012, we can probably still work with her. If not, there's always the possibility of a little airplane "accident" like the one we arranged for that uppity Pollack and his entire military staff.


Uppity no more

Looks like we'll be getting the "go ahead" for that new missile base near Warsaw that my company has been contracted to build. And since the head of Poland's Central Bank was on board the aircraft, I think that little investigation into the credit default swaps we sold to Poland will come to a swift end.


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