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Sinner Sinful Sweden is celebrating national FETISH day today! - 02-13-2018, 01:47 PM

Being an ex-Swede, it's sad to count all sins and deprivations the forsaken socialist country commit to. Today, they celebrate "Fettisdagen", which is a national holiday when they eat FAKE burgers (semla), and they think it is as important as Easter. "Dag" is Swedish for "day", and as words ending with the 'ch' sound are uncommon in Swedish, "fetish" in Swenglish is "fettis".

Fetishes are perversions, and they aren't fun and harmless

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

- Matthew 5:27–28

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

- Exodus 20:14

And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
- Leviticus 20:10

But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
- Proverbs 6:32
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Sinner Re: Sinful Sweden is celebrating national FETISH day today! - 02-13-2018, 05:23 PM

This is quite terrifying, Brother. I googled "Fettisdagen" and it seems that the Swiss have an unhealthy fetish for sugary pastry:



Sweets fetish, that's a straight road both to and diabetes!
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Default Re: Sinful Sweden is celebrating national FETISH day today! - 02-13-2018, 10:06 PM

Little or nothing surprises me about the Swiss - they keep a low profile and commit abominations with abandon.

I'm sure this is the sort of thing they eat:








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Default Re: Sinful Sweden is celebrating national FETISH day today! - 02-13-2018, 11:10 PM

Brother Bathfire, excuse me-- esteemed Brother Bathfire, those pictures that you posted gave me flashbacks.

In my seventh grade home economics class, we were taught to make "candle salads" with bananas set into pineapple ring bases.

It was a public school, of course. Thank Jesus, I was going through an emotional time and the following year, I sat in a counselor's office and wept as I told her that I was afraid that I wouldn't get into heaven.

She said nothing specific to that, and for years I have wondered what she must have thought as I sat there crying my heart out.

Now I know she must have been praying, because I was washed in The Cleansing Blood of the Lamb of God a few years later.

Take that, Home "Economics"!!


Also, Sweden is bad and they deserve their high suicide rate.


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Default Re: Sinful Sweden is celebrating national FETISH day today! - 02-13-2018, 11:59 PM

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Brother Bathfire, excuse me-- esteemed Brother Bathfire, those pictures that you posted gave me flashbacks.

In my seventh grade home economics class, we were taught to make "candle salads" with bananas set into pineapple ring bases.

It was a public school, of course. Thank Jesus, I was going through an emotional time and the following year, I sat in a counselor's office and wept as I told her that I was afraid that I wouldn't get into heaven.
Dear Lord! Is there no end to the cruelty inflicted upon innocent children!

But the horror of all this is that the Swiss seem to do this to everyone in their country! The end result is a totally delusional belief that it is "normal" and should not be questioned.




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