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Default Re: Is this it? A volcano in Iceland could be the harbringer of Armageddon?! - 08-25-2014, 03:43 PM

Brother Elmer,
Surely these God fearing Christians should not feel remorse at the thought of their young sons being left behind. Besides the fact that somebodys going to be left behind it is their wives fault. If she would have coordinated the birth date Your male prodnegy would be readying himself as we speak instead of preparing for an eternity of true Hell! You have time to deal with her mistakes now but I would not wait too long!
Isn't Gods plan perfect? You will have no memory of the hellbound and no remorse at their impending agony. Praise Jesus, I am ready for the call!


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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: Is this it? A volcano in Iceland could be the harbringer of Armageddon?! - 08-26-2014, 06:13 PM

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Brother Elmer,
Surely these God fearing Christians should not feel remorse at the thought of their young sons being left behind. Besides the fact that somebodys going to be left behind it is their wives fault. If she would have coordinated the birth date Your male prodnegy would be readying himself as we speak instead of preparing for an eternity of true Hell! You have time to deal with her mistakes now but I would not wait too long!
Isn't Gods plan perfect? You will have no memory of the hellbound and no remorse at their impending agony. Praise Jesus, I am ready for the call!
Dear Brother Benedict,

I used your beautiful words to explain these FACTS OF DEATH to those men. I think they are starting to understand and they are now going to join us in prayer for more 'natural' disasters aka manifestations of God's infinite POWER. I just hope this did not come too late and Rapture won't be delayed because of stupid me.... I should have thought of those words of persuasion earlier...

Matthew 24:36 - But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Is this it? A volcano in Iceland could be the harbringer of Armageddon?! - 09-15-2014, 02:23 PM

An update.



It is more and more evident that God has decided to begin the process of Armageddon in Godless Scandinavia, the most atheist and Godmocking region of the entire world.

This very day a massive earthquake has struck the Swiss with repercussions in Godless Sinland!

According to atheist science these countries are located on crystalline basement that should be earthquake-safe. The fact that a quake takes place is only possible via God's direct intervention.

For the citizens of these sorry sodomite nations it is probably too late to repent. God will smite them first when He starts to demolish the Earth in earnest.



1 Samuel 14:15
And there was trembling in the host, in the field, and among all the people: the garrison, and the spoilers, they also trembled, and the earth quaked: so it was a very great trembling.





Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Is this it? A volcano in Iceland could be the harbringer of Armageddon?! - 09-15-2014, 02:50 PM

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An update.



It is more and more evident that God has decided to begin the process of Armageddon in Godless Scandinavia, the most atheist and Godmocking region of the entire world.

This very day a massive earthquake has struck the Swiss with repercussions in Godless Sinland!
Its very much likely that this is a direct punishment for electing a commie government.
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