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11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
05-29-2010, 09:56 AM
11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
- The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
- Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
- The Danish Prime Minister was Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
- Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
- Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
- The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
- Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
- Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
- Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
- According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
- God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Reason: Added shocking facts about Danish bike dykes!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
05-29-2010, 10:12 AM
@ Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never bought Lego for me!
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05-29-2010, 10:31 AM
God is well known for favoring the Israelites with lands that were occupied by godless tribes. In fact God has a habit of dispossessing heathens, God-Mockers, Catholics, etc.
Here we see what He, in His Mercy and Wisdom, has done to Denmark:
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06-03-2010, 03:23 AM
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Gents.
Denmark still ownes Greenland, the fareos and island.
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Congratulations? I suppose that is something.
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06-03-2010, 03:38 AM
This is the best entertaining i had in a long time!
Some of you guys, seriously have some issues to work on.
Im Danish, and im damn proud of it!
Do you realy, seriously think all danes support the danish gouverment?
well, about.. 40-50% dont support the danish gouverment.
Gays are allowed to adopt childrens?
Yeah, a big mistake. - I dont like gays, not becourse "God" says it's a sin, but because i think it's unnatural.
"Old Cranky Man" dont even know what he's talking about.
how in the name, of you're sweet lord jesus can Lego "corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior"
It's plastic...
How can plastic be the cause to a sinful behavior?
It's must be all the different colors
Actually the "main religion" in Denmark is Christianity
When i think about it, i cant figure out why. you guys got some seriously issues.
Im gonna hang around, because this shit is piffleing hillariouse
Btw... i just came home from a girl that i piffleed - She's not my girlfriend og wife.. i feel so unholy!
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06-03-2010, 03:40 AM
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Btw... i just came home from a girl that i piffleed - She's not my girlfriend og wife.. i feel so unholy!
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She must have been some girl to have caused you to race home and register for a Baptist web forum. The Spirit of Jesus is truly magnificent!
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06-03-2010, 03:57 AM
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Congratulations? I suppose that is something.
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Yes it do, and before you so called Christians start to blame a country, that you obviously no NOTHING about, well get your facts strait, that cant be too difficult. Especially for the “selected” people as you self.
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09-09-2010, 01:24 PM
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God is well known for favoring the Israelites with lands that were occupied by godless tribes. In fact God has a habit of dispossessing heathens, God-Mockers, Catholics, etc.
Here we see what He, in His Mercy and Wisdom, has done to Denmark:
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are you stupid or what, Greenland is still belonging to Denmark, rofl.
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09-09-2010, 01:28 PM
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are you stupid or what, Greenland is still belonging to Denmark, rofl.
Stupid, unintelligent, self-appointed american "preachers of God's Will"..
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Another God mocking Denmarkian.
So nice of you to make an introduction post in the introduction section.
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Another God mocking Denmarkian.
So nice of you to make an introduction post in the introduction section.
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no problem babe, no problem.d;
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Glad your father dident bougth lego for you, you even dont deserve a shit, thats why your father dident buy lego for you
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 06:57 PM
Mustapha here. I'm a proud persian person, who live in Denmark. I am a faithful sunni muslim, and i love Denmark. I love it's sausages, girls (they have gigantic titties), the cars, the welfare system and our queen. Allah ackbar, and Allah praise the faithful muslim denmark.
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06-01-2010, 07:01 PM
Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions. Soon the state religion is going to be Islam if you don't keep those people out of your country!
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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06-01-2010, 07:02 PM
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Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions.
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Very astute. I saw a Mythbusters once where they tested that stuff. It explains what those people are so deranged.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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06-01-2010, 07:12 PM
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Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions. Soon the state religion is going to be Islam if you don't keep those people out of your country!
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Lol, you are far out, are you threaten? you little bastard, the muslims here will never have a word to say, you know we just take their money and their women, and at last their lives.
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06-01-2010, 07:26 PM
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Mustapha here. I'm a proud persian person, who live in Denmark. I am a faithful sunni muslim, and i love Denmark. I love it's sausages, girls (they have gigantic titties), the cars, the welfare system and our queen. Allah ackbar, and Allah praise the faithful muslim denmark.
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Don't you mean, "Allah Akbar" ?
Maybe the danish translation in religion-class was bad.. But I do recall, seeing this way of spelling, on other sites - including english-speaken
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05-29-2010, 10:56 AM
Thanks for reminding me how lucky I was when my father decided to leave that godforsaken island.
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Of course he cheated. You only need one look at Prime Minister Rasmussen to see that's the only way that tub of lard could have succeeded in anything:
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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
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05-29-2010, 11:33 AM
Why on earth do the Denmarkish insist on being referred to as a dog breed?
This is what they aspire to? A most perverted, beastly and bestial people!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
05-29-2010, 01:26 PM
I thought that this was a great dane:
Well, her films are all 'dogs'.
Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.
Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks.
Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend.
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard.
Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children.
Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare.
Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.
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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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06-05-2010, 08:40 PM
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I thought that this was a great dane:
Well, her films are all 'dogs'.
Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.
Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks.
Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend.
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard.
Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children.
Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare.
Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.
YIC
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First of all. I'm Danish, and a proud Danish. I'm and Atheist and im neither gay nor a rapist.
I believe in the freedom of religion and thereby accepts and respects ALL OTHER RELIGIONS! So therefor im not here to set you all ablaze with disrespect and hatred.
Oh, and my English is not the best.
But when that is said, i find it extremely ignorant to publish an article/forum thread, filled with lies and again ignorance.
1. Denmark is indeed a small country, situated between Germany and Sweden, It's consisted of numerous islands the largest being Sjælland (in English: Zealand), where the capital Copenhagen is situated. Copenhagen is inhabited by (including suburbs) approx. 1.5 million people. All in all 5.2 milliion people lives in Denmark. However why do you call it insignificant?
2. The muhammed cartoons was to prove that the freedom of speech is stronger, than even the most violent and outrageous religions around the world.
3. Did we invent rape? I must laugh. Rape is wrong, everyone knows that. Like in the rest of the world, it's illegal to rape in Denmark and it has allways been that way. The Danish word for rapist is "Voldtægtsmand" and not "Viking". The word "Viking" is a word used about some people living in Scandinavia for about 1500 hundred years ago and is applied on all Scandinavs (Norwegians, Swedes, Finnish, Danish and even some of your beloved Germans)
4. The Global Climate Hoax? How is it a hoax? For centuries we never took notice of the rising global pollution and now it's started to affect our globe. Your ancestors, just like mine ancestors and you and me, did that. Now it's our duty to reduce this pollution.!
Free whores?? No, the Danish goverment made a statement to the visting goverments and NGO's stating that it is ILLEGAL to buy prostitutes and visit brothels, however the (illegal) prostitutes and brothels did indeed open their doors (get the metaphore?), nearly for free if they showed an access card to the climate summit.
The coldest winter? That was the winter of 1985/86, or so i read. This winter was cold as well but no way near the forementioned winter.
5. Our prime minister is indeed called Rasmussen, but that guy you picture is the old prime minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, he was in charge from 1993 to 2001. After that our Prime minister was Anders Fogh Rasmussen from 2001 to 2009, he chose to resign to become the secretary general of NATO. And now we have Lars Løkke Rasmussen. Even though they share a last name, they are in no way in family with each other. Rasmussen is a very common name in Denmark.
6. Satans language is Danish?? Well i've never heard that one before. Im laughing again.
7. Hans Christian Andersen, was not a pedophile, but it is believed that he was gay. However he wrote some of the most beautiful lyrically poems, short stories, fairytales and novels. I don't believe that they were specificly written for children, but as the years went by, they were known as children storys.
8. Lego?? Lego is well known around the globe. It's belived that Lego breathes creativity in the childrens minds, and is that bad? I believe that children have the right to make their own choices in life. From what they play with and even if they want to be baptised.
9. Pippi Longstocking is swedish, made by the Swedish author of childrenbooks Astrid Lindgren.
10. What tv shows depicts rape????
Well. Thats all for me now, but let me just ask this question:
It is indeed a fact that your bible says, you should respect and love one another, i know because believe it or not, i've read it, i just can't remember the verses.
And who should spread god's words and judge the sinners in this world? You guys? No way. He had one messenger and that was his son, Jesus (again: FACT) And if there really is a god (laughing yet again), he will come and judge and send us all to hell
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