[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Is it possible to expect a special break from Jesus and His Dad for my gayness that wasn't my fault? Here's my heartbreaking story. When I was two and a half years old, my older brother, who was Bart Simpson like, would get a Sears catalog out and hold up pictures in front of my face. Every time I would be shown a picture of a man in his underwear, my brother would give me a Skittle or a few M&M's and when I was shown a picture of a woman in her bra and panties, he would smack me with a tightly rolled up newspaper directly to the head. As the years of this treatment began to sink in, my homosexuality began to rear it's demon encrusted head until I was a flaming queer at six years old. I wrestled with my forced condition for many years, but as soon as I felt like I was starting to make progress, I would find myself back in an all male three-way yet again. With prayer and devotion, I feel that I have finally overcome my gayness at 49 years old and am proud to say I have not had a homosexual experience in almost three days now, thanks to Jesus I am completely cured!