Its an all-too-common story these days: boy meets girl, boy determines that girl has child bearing hips, boy purchases girl from her father, boy weds girl, boy attempts to discipline girl for mouthing off to him, girl beats boy to a bloody pulp...
Nobody can blame a guy for choosing a bride capable of pumping out six sons per litter without breaking a sweat, but the small-framed man needs to be wary of the drawbacks of selecting a behemoth as a helpmeet...
It is tempting to regard these small statured men as effeminate, or as weaklings...but God knows that most of them try like the dickens to beat those towering mountains of flesh into submission! They try, and try again to assert their dominance, yet keep winding up in hospital with a feeding tube in their nose.
If you know of anybody in a crisis situation like this, please offer a helping hand! Take them to the gym, offer them steroids, buy them a tazer. If all else fails, go to his home and savagely beat his wife on his behalf...something must be done!