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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 03:27 PM

I've got to say after reading through this thread that I'm ashamed to have ever known what faith is.

You all know the phrase "What would Jesus do?" Why don't you think about that for a second. This whole thread has perpetuated the same ideas that led a nation into what we refer to today as Nazism.

Feeling like I overstepped by saying that? The truth hurts, but by the time you've read this exact statement, you're already shaking your head in disapproval and thinking of the next retort to further perpetuate the egotistical nature in which this thread started.

If my elders were wise to the megalomania that real book(s) such as any bible alludes to, she would deviate immediately. But PEOPLE (actual people & not deities or omnipresence of any kind), have corrupted the lives and minds of people for generations.

If you're gonna believe science now, then you should also reconsider Dinostaurs, Cro-magnans, and Neanderthals. Or wait, are you just going to consider the things that are convenient for your religious beliefs? Lets switch from science to your great and holy book...

+ Why does God create people only to damn them? He inputs their personality, traits, and knows everything they will do before they do it... Why damn them from the start? Isn't that just as evil as the devil? He willingly creates some people to be evil and sent to hell from creation. That is piffleed up.

+ Why was Job punished to settle a bet with the devil? Isn't that argument arbitrary and more humanistic than anything?

+ The Earth is less than 3000 years old. It is impossible to make 7.2 billion people from just Adam and Eve, in that amount of time. Get a calculator out and do the math. You devote your entire life to religion, spend a few minutes to "crunch the numbers".
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 03:34 PM

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I've got to say after reading through this thread that I'm ashamed to have ever known what faith is.
You've never had faith.

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You all know the phrase "What would Jesus do?" Why don't you think about that for a second. This whole thread has perpetuated the same ideas that led a nation into what we refer to today as Nazism.
The phrase "What would Jesus do?" is not in the Bible. Trust me, I've read it many times. That is a phrase made up by people who want to sell bumper stickers and wristbands.

Are you a wristband "christian" ???



Also: Hitler was a Catholic. Catholics aren't Christians.

I'm not going to reply to the rest because I've replied to this crap 1,000 times before. Use the search function before you make a complete and utter ass of yourself.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 05:09 PM

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You've never had faith.
Ahh so you judge me? There's only one who can judge.


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The phrase "What would Jesus do?" is not in the Bible. Trust me, I've read it many times. That is a phrase made up by people who want to sell bumper stickers and wristbands.

Are you a wristband "christian" ???
I never said it was from the bible, yet at the same time it is marketed as a christian phrase which does pertain and describe a being from your o'so popular book. So the derivation of the phrase itself is of Christianity.

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Also: Hitler was a Catholic. Catholics aren't Christians.
Hitlers ideals were about a supreme race. One race (or in your case, religion) to rule them all.
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 05:20 PM

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One race (or in your case, religion) to rule them all.
Cut the "lord of the rings" stuff and embrace the LORD!

In the mean time go to the appropriate section, READ THE RULES, and make an introduction.

And make sure you read our threads before speaking out inanities, the world has more than 3.000 years, take the KJV and add up the generations, it's roughly DOUBLE of what you presented, How could things have gotten to where they are if it was only 3.000 years? Do we look stupid?

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 05:38 PM

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Ahh so you judge me? There's only one who can judge.
Jesus told me to judge you, DUH:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

He didn't say NOT to judge: He said be cool about it (look up righteous before you post again, please).

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I never said it was from the bible, yet at the same time it is marketed as a christian phrase which does pertain and describe a being from your o'so popular book. So the derivation of the phrase itself is of Christianity.


Baloney. The only source of information about Jesus is from the Bible.

Bumper stickers and wrist bands don't count, boy.

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Hitlers ideals were about a supreme race. One race (or in your case, religion) to rule them all.
Logical fallacy. Look it up.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 06:09 PM

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Jesus told me to judge you, DUH:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

He didn't say NOT to judge: He said be cool about it (look up righteous before you post again, please).
So what does Jesus sound like, if he talks to you? Oh wait you read it from a bible that was written by man... Right.

As you have just described:
(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Wasn't this thread started as a judgement towards another race based upon appearance? Or was it really about science (something religion never likes to accept --- or only when it's convenient for their book)

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Even at 6000 years it simply does not make mathematical sense.

Also if you're accepting this bit of science that was stated in the original post that started this thread, why would you not accept carbon dating? Scientific proof that actual human beings lived 195,000 years ago.

Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...man_settlement
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 06:24 PM

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Even at 6000 years it simply does not make mathematical sense.
It does. Just check the KJV and add up the numbers for ancient history. Place JESUS's birthday and you have a nice sum.

If you are too lazy for that try searching the forum, the exact calculations have been presented often enough.

And did you present yourself? No, I guess not, you're too busy throwing false unsupported comments.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 06:32 PM

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As you have just described:
(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
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Amen! Although you seem to be confused about knowing what is morally right or justifiable. You can find out, friend, and all you have to do is open your heart, seek the LORD sincerely, ask Him to help you search your soul for all the disgusting, horrifying sins you've been harboring and nurturing over the years. Ask Him to show you where He finds you utterly offensive and worthy of Hell. Then confess these sins, make sure you feel really sorry for them, and accept Jesus into your heart! Oh friend, it is so satisfying to know that when you are granted Salvation, you have been created anew! No longer are you a sinful, immoral, piece of trash that pollutes the universe, instead you are a walking, talking, flesh-pot of the very Holy Spirit who is Perfect And Righteous Indeed (1 Corinthians 6:19-20; 2 Corinthians 5:17)!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 02-07-2014, 07:21 PM

Kred, I feel that I should warn you. I believe you are on very thin ice with the Lord and that your immortal soul is is peril.

I know you understand that better than most of the unsaved who come here, because you do not suffer from a lack of knowledge of God, from what you say. You reject God's wisdom, question His plan...you hate the Lord and I imagine the feeling is mutual.

Perhaps the Lord has quided you here for direction, that you may have one more chance to achieve salvation, before you are cast down into the Lake of Fire that burns with brimstone.

Only time will tell.

I hope you are spared Hell. I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-06-2014, 08:25 AM

Beware the yeast of the Pharisees.

The Lord said that, over time, the Pharisees wouldn't go away. They would continue to thrive and grow. That the wickedest of generations would justify their every self-serving addiction. Jesus informed us that the way is straight and narrow -- that redemption can only be achieved through faith in Him, by forgiveness and by love.

Peter said that we must strive always to be good, to learn to enjoy all of God's children and grow to love them ALL.

You folks are just the ongoing multiplication of the Pharisees. You simply hate all of those not like yourselves. I see no straight and narrow here. I see a group of people who will be sorely disappointed on the Final Day. You are nothing more than the Sanhedrin and the Roman overlords who served Jesus by killing him. Through your ignorance and your shame.

May the Good Lord have mercy on your souls, for you have learned NOTHING from Him. Landover, your time here on Earth has been wasted. You aren't sharing the Good News. You are simply run-of-the-mill bigots.

Beware the yeast of the Pharisees.

Beware -- For you are already living in the torment where the worm never sleeps. Now delete this, as you must, or make a big deal of it. For you no longer really have a choice. It's already over.

In the grand scheme, you have decided to destroy yourselves. Too bad. A little love could have gone a long way.

But it's already over for Landover. You've made that remarkably clear, and you've witnessed it in written word. As loud tares among the wheat.
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-06-2014, 08:42 AM

"As loud tares among the wheat."

Are you mangling Matthew 13:25?



As for the rest of your histrionics, please show where any True Christian™ has misquoted Scripture or said it means something other than what is actually says and I'll send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

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Beware the yeast of the Pharisees . . .
On what basis do you judge us? We derive our doctrine from Scripture.

Liberal Christians often give the Pharisees a hard time, and Jesus sometimes did too, but they had some things right. Jesus told His disciples, "All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not" (Mat 23:3). We're like Pharisees who practice what they preach. The Pharisees certainly had more common ground with Jesus than the liberal Sadducees did (Lk 20:27-39). Jesus' problem with the Pharisees was that they were hypocrites. We're not.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-06-2014, 09:01 AM

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Now delete this, as you must.
Such paranoia. Are you on drugs? Whatever makes you think we would delete it? I'm sure I speak for many of us when I say we would be fascinated to hear more from you, though preferably in the Introduction Forum.

Do try to be less gnomic, though. Such utterances only seem wise.

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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-06-2014, 03:56 PM

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Peter said that we must strive always to be good, to learn to enjoy all of God's children and grow to love them ALL.
Peter also said "so be ye holy in all manner of conversation" (1 Peter 1:15). But you cannot even be bothered to properly quote Holy Scripture as you clearly think you are better than God. I have news for you. You are COMPLETELY WORTHLESS (Romans 3:10). And until you realize this you are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity (John 15:6).


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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-07-2014, 07:06 AM

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..... Get a calculator out and do the math. You devote your entire life to religion, spend a few minutes to "crunch the numbers".
Crunch this, sinner.



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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-13-2014, 05:25 AM

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Indeed. The negro race has a lot of ape blood in them. When God created them, I think He used spare monkey parts. This is also what gave birth to the idea of evolution, since people like Darwin saw strong similarities between blacks and apes. I can see why they would be mistaken.












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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-13-2014, 04:22 PM

Lauren,

Please take a moment and look at what you have said! We are not racist. How you would come to that conclusion is beyond me. Lets take a look at this Negress I am sure you will see the traits that they share with apes




You will notice the greasy hair, big lips, and massive hips. Now I have a question for you!

Who is living in denial




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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-14-2014, 03:39 AM

You do know that Mary, Joseph and Jesus all came from Northern Africa? and not Northern Mississippi. He definitely didn't have white skin, blond hair and blue eyes like you want to believe.
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-14-2014, 04:13 AM

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You do know that Mary, Joseph and Jesus all came from Northern Africa?
Sweetie, there is this thing called google maps on the internet. You should study it. The last time I checked, Palestine was not a part of Africa.

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Jesus was white - here is the proof.
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes. - 03-14-2014, 05:08 AM

My uncle once told me, on one of our long, painful "fishing trips", that black folks looked like a cross between a buffalo and a chimpanzee. I doubted him, but that was before I ever saw a herd of them up close and personal. The bull negroes were wild eyed and wooly and frothing at the mouth! I tried to keep a low profile () so I wouldn't spook them and cause a stampede. There were a few cows milling about, and the bulls seemed bent on getting their attention by wagging their great, oversized peckers at them, which seemed to induce a state of hypnosis. I beat feet out of there just before the mating frenzy began, and good thing I did, or I might not be here today telling this tale!


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