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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-18-2007, 05:32 PM

I'm sure he'd feel better if we told him his wife was in heaven.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-18-2007, 05:39 PM

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I'm sure he'd feel better if we told him his wife was in heaven.
You want us to lie to him?


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-18-2007, 06:08 PM

Better than saying:

Oh your wife's trapped in her grave.

Will give him hope if we tell him, she's in heaven. If we told him she was trapped in the grave, it would surely make him feel depressed.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-18-2007, 09:15 PM

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Better than saying:

Oh your wife's trapped in her grave.

Will give him hope if we tell him, she's in heaven. If we told him she was trapped in the grave, it would surely make him feel depressed.
... would surely make him feel depressed ...

... would surely make him commit suicide, is more like it -- unless he gets straight with Jesus from now on, that is



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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-19-2007, 09:58 AM

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Better than saying:

Oh your wife's trapped in her grave.

Will give him hope if we tell him, she's in heaven. If we told him she was trapped in the grave, it would surely make him feel depressed.
If you were a doctor, and you found a patient had cancer, would you tell him he was fine and dandy, to give him hope, or tell him the truth, at the risk of making him feel depressed? We have enough blessings to be thankful for without having to take refuge in some made-up fairytale.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-19-2007, 09:59 AM

I'd tell him. But this is abit different. His wife should be in heaven.

I'm just trying to be nice, brother.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-19-2007, 12:33 PM

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... would surely make him commit suicide, is more like it -- unless he gets straight with Jesus
Sister, I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your recent promotion to Gold tither. Jesus loves the generous.

I'd also like to ask if you'd be interested in donating to a cause I find worthy; compassionate assisted suicide for homosexuals run by my own charity; Deaner Love Inc.

We feel the burden of living your entire life knowing that you're going to burn in hell may not be compassionate (and therefore un-Christian) and we do all we can to ease their suffering.

Trusting you will see this as a real opportunity to continue demonstrating your love for Baby Jesus, I await your reply. Once again congratulations.

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-19-2007, 07:04 PM

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Sister, I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your recent promotion to Gold tither. Jesus loves the generous.

I'd also like to ask if you'd be interested in donating to a cause I find worthy; compassionate assisted suicide for homosexuals run by my own charity; Deaner Love Inc.

We feel the burden of living your entire life knowing that you're going to burn in hell may not be compassionate (and therefore un-Christian) and we do all we can to ease their suffering.

Trusting you will see this as a real opportunity to continue demonstrating your love for Baby Jesus, I await your reply. Once again congratulations.
Thank yoooooou for your kind reply, Brother Deaner, I sure do appreciate the welcome and good wishes

I am delighted to have become a full Member here on your (our) Godly forum (sure beats the unsaved trash group, ugh! )

-- and yesssss, brother, I will certainly put your suggestion-offer at the top of my True-Christian-to-do list -- just as soon as the $$$ rolls in for me again

Praise!

-- minister noddy in the Godly process of becoming Sister Nan, now repenting of her lazy-false-Christian ways, and getting straight with the Lord Jesus!


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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Default Re: Pray for me - 12-09-2007, 11:03 PM

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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 12-11-2007, 03:26 AM

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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.
Wow. That sucks. Alcoholism is solved better through the steps given out at AA meetings. I suggest that over prayer. I especially advise this since prayer is useless. Goodluck Dwayne. Perhaps not sitting around and sulking in your miseries will be your saving grace. Then again, the fact you are wasting your time by plastering your pathetic lifestyle across the internet only proves you will lack the strength it takes to beat the disease of alcoholism.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 12-11-2007, 08:39 AM

He's a lost cause. We prayed for him and did our best and the pathetic excuse for a human being ended up turning into a hippy. Well, at least he can look forward to visiting his wife in Hell, along with the whole family!


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