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Default Demon Weed Legalized in Canada - 10-20-2018, 06:52 AM

The clever headlines are out there - "Canada Goes to Pot", but the rest of us know that a population that would elect soy boy Justin Trudeau, or export the likes of Justin Bieber was already lost to Jesus. "Legalizing" pot is just one more step on the trip to the Lake of Fire - just like "legalizing" sodomy and fornication.

As you would expect, the LIEberal MSM is positively ecstatic with the promise of a pot-driven economic boom - and it can all be taxed to prop up their ailing socialist economy. With the exception of the quebecois French, the rest of the population is already attempting to speak a variation of American with the use of "eh" spattered about. Lord knows what they will begin to sound like after the entire population is doused on weed.

Eventually the entire country will produce a weed zombie apocalypse, and with everyone blissed out no one will be left to do any work. Look for starving, emaciated and disease ridden residents crossing our borders attempting to escape their squalor looking to spend their worthless Canadian dollars on such mundane things as food and shelter.

I'd say it's a little late for prayer - time to start planning the border wall.


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