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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-09-2010, 11:54 PM
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Amen! I myself cannot abide the bigotry of joos and mudslimes.
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Hey, you misspelled their names. Just wanted to let you know.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-10-2010, 02:48 AM
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I'm offended by Obama. There's just something about him that doesn't seem right. He always reminds me of that cartoon character Curious George. Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?
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I think Curious George is a crapload smarter than that boy on the left...
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-10-2010, 09:17 AM
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Hey, you misspelled their names. Just wanted to let you know.
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Very considerate of you to point that out. Now please surrender your life to Christ and stop watching anime. You're making Jesus cry. Thank you.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2010, 10:45 PM
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Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The length of the bartender's shorts.
Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.
Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.
The Steelers winning.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-03-2010, 03:18 AM
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Father, i need help, could you write an email to me? i need to talk to a True Chistian, i think satan i using me to do stuff i would never do!
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If anyone needs private Christian counseling, all they need to do is click on the email address at the bottom of my signature. Anything you share will be kept confidential. You have my word as a True Christian™ Pastor on it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 09:37 AM
I am offended that the queers are whining about the anti-gay laws in Qatar.
They are already positioning themselves for a mass gay orgy during the 2022 World Cup. The queers are getting all uppity that they have to get back in the closet for a couple of weeks.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 11:14 AM
I am offended that airlines (especially US-based carriers) don't put Bibles in the seatbacks.
And I am offended that the male flight attendant on my last trip seemed gay and smiled at me.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 12:19 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 12:19 PM
I read somewhere that the Salvation Army bell ringers aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" ... they have to say "Happy Holidays!"
They'd have to fire me!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 12:34 PM
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I read somewhere that the Salvation Army bell ringers aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" ... they have to say "Happy Holidays!" ..
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That's awful!
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12-15-2010, 12:42 PM
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That's awful!
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I agree!!
I make a point to say Merry Christmas! You'll never hear me say "happy holidays."
While I'm at it, I bought a few boxes of assorted Christmas cards (which were falsely advertised on the box.) I was disappointed to find a few Godless cards inside and threw them away.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-15-2010, 02:36 PM
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I think Curious George is a crapload smarter than that boy on the left...
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The person on the left belongs in the jungle! They do look alike!!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by PetitionLady
I agree!!
I make a point to say Merry Christmas! You'll never hear me say "happy holidays."
While I'm at it, I bought a few boxes of assorted Christmas cards (which were falsely advertised on the box.) I was disappointed to find a few Godless cards inside and threw them away.
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I will never say "happy holidays" to anyone. I just gooogled it to see how it was spelled and saw a load of offensive images like this:
I was so revolted.
. . Why do people want to worship Satan?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I will never say "happy holidays" to anyone. I just gooogled it to see how it was spelled and saw a load of offensive images like this:
I was so revolted.
. . Why do people want to worship Satan?
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Something I don't like is when people write happy X-mas. They take the CHRIST out of CHRISTmas!
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:28 AM
- I am offended by all the prejudice on this site.
- I am offended that you guys use the love of the lord to cover up your hatred.
- I am offended that you guys call yourselves Christian.
- I am offended by the fact that the "Christians" on this site lack compassion.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by common__sense
- I am offended by all the prejudice on this site.
- I am offended that you guys use the love of the lord to cover up your hatred.
- I am offended that you guys call yourselves Christian.
- I am offended by the fact that the "Christians" on this site lack compassion.
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What ever are you talking about? There's no hate on this site! I believe you are mistaken.
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:37 AM
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- I am offended by all the prejudice on this site.
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Like what?
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Originally Posted by common__sense
I am offended that you guys use the love of the lord to cover up your hatred.
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Please show us where we are wrong, according to the Bible.
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I am offended that you guys call yourselves Christian.
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The feeling is mutual.
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Originally Posted by common__sense
I am offended by the fact that the "Christians" on this site lack compassion.
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There is no room in God's army for the coddlers of sin.
Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by common__sense
- I am offended by all the prejudice on this site.
- I am offended that you guys use the love of the lord to cover up your hatred.
- I am offended that you guys call yourselves Christian.
- I am offended by the fact that the "Christians" on this site lack compassion.
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We are justified by the Bible. You are just spewing your opinion.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 01:44 AM
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We are justified by the Bible. You are just spewing your opinion.
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Also calling yourself Common sense doesn't seem appropriate, because you forgot to use yours before writing that awful post. Please think before you post lies.
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2010, 03:20 AM
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