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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 02:07 AM

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That is a great passage, it's unfortunate that you have completely misunderstood it.
Perhaps it was you who misunderstood it.
Some people just make others to stumble with their beliefs and power of persuasion.
They are nothing but rocks.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 06:40 AM

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Wow you are real cool TROLL. Way to hang out on Christian forums and defend video games. You must be the definition of cool.
I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 08:28 AM

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I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.
Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.



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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 08:55 AM

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Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.
The internet isn't a place though, it is a communication device.

You cannot be present in the internet, you may be using it, but you cannot be in the internet, no matter how Omnipresent you are.

Also, that's God, not Jesus.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 12:52 PM

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First of all, a "Bastard" is someone who's biological father has passed away.
Too bad you've been banned. I'd love to have seen how anyone could ever possibly take you seriously after this.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 02:50 PM

i never saw so many stupid thing in only one thread!

i got to be retarded to beliave in so many crap
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 03:33 PM

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i never saw so many stupid thing in only one thread!

i got to be retarded to beliave in so many crap
I've never seen so much stupidity in just two sentences.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 10:22 PM

well, u got the idea.

1ş i wrote wrong, its U GOT TO BE...

2ş i'm not american, so i don't have to know how to write perfect in inglish
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 10:23 PM

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well, u got the idea.

1ş i wrote wrong, its U GOT TO BE...

2ş i'm not american, so i don't have to know how to write perfect in inglish
It wouldn't hurt.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-25-2008, 10:40 PM

I'm curious though. Do you actually think that if you played the game you would become gay?

Is there anything else in the world that would have this power over you?
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Is there anything else in the world that would have this power over you?
We've already discussed that.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-26-2008, 06:54 AM

No you didn't.

That's a thread about how you get AIDS.

What I am saying is. Do you think, that if YOU and/or other people, play that game, you will become gay. Not contract aids, but turn gay.

And secondly I was wondering if you do believe that the game will turn you or others gay, are there other objects or pastimes that can make you gay as well. Apart from the obvious, gay sex past-times. I'm talking run of the mill activities.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-26-2008, 05:39 PM

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1ş i wrote wrong, its U GOT TO BE...
Yes, that's much better.

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Not contract aids, but turn gay.
There's no difference, friend.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-27-2008, 01:09 AM

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My name is Neil and I work for some of those wicked gaming sites that apparently you people have no tolerance for. Now, before I go on my rant, you should know this: I am a Christian. I have been since I was very young. I went to church every Sunday and Wednesday until I was 20. I am 34 now by the way. I believe in God. I believe in the devil as well.

That being said, from all the posts I have read in here, I think you people have a problem. Games are not evil! Period. End of story! Games are not devised to convert people into being gay nor do they make people violent. All it is, is some of you fanatics making something out of nothing and this is what gives religion a bad name.

I can grab a pamphlet that the Mormons gave me and turn it into something it is not if I wanted to! I won't though. Why? Because it is not true! Just like what you are doing with Mario and the Wii!

If you people want to sit there and say that games are doing what they are not, that is fine and dandy. This is America and you can say whatever the hell you want to. What I have a problem with is that this crap is going around the internet. When you are a confused, young teenager, this crap might actually make sense to you if you don't have parents around to set you straight.

What you are doing here is just unbelievably wrong and everyone that registers just to stick up for games, I stand behind 100%

You can delete this post or edit it. I don't care. I have it posted elsewhere.

I don't know any of you and from all the posts I have read here, I don't want to because you do not have an open mind whatsoever. I just can't deal with that.

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You're about as Christian as a fencepost. Your father is satan, the father of lies. We are just not impressed, boy.

You need to study God's Holy Word, not queer mario games.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-27-2008, 01:29 AM

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You're about as Christian as a fencepost. Your father is satan, the father of lies. We are just not impressed, boy.

You need to study God's Holy Word, not queer mario games.

Of course you are not impressed! All you are doing is telling these people lies and making good people look like the bad guy so you can do whatever it is you do here. My guess would be take money from people who are easily persuaded in the name of God. Gotta say, I am impressed! I have to say, it has got to take a whole lot of insane to believe any of the crap that is being spewed on this site as 'religion'.
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You didn't even read the thread, did you, Neil?


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-27-2008, 01:34 AM

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Yes sir, I did.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-27-2008, 01:40 AM

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Yes sir, I did.
If you had read it, you would have realized that video games are a complete waste of time.

Do you suffer from obesity or severe acne from this game addiction of yours?


Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-27-2008, 01:54 AM

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If you had read it, you would have realized that video games are a complete waste of time.

Do you suffer from obesity or severe acne from this game addiction of yours?
lol! That is a most impressive reply. I mean, if you can't argue with me intelligently, might as well make something up so you look good eh?

What is the point of making fun of me because I play games? Is it because you can't say anything that makes me wrong? Seriously here, it is games! Have you read the rest of the crap on this forum? If you have and believe it, I feel you are in a cult. This is not what God would ever think, say, or do!

God has a sense of humor and you people apparently don't and never will! I might as well be yapping in a scientology forum! Ban me if you want but, you people have lost your mind and no one is going to tell you different. Which is fine accept that you guys just can not see the other side of a discussion no matter what!
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