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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:02 PM

Thanks for the new name, but I don't like it. Also do you have any colors other than pink. Thanks fellow fappers.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:07 PM

I think pink suits you. Stop abusing yourself and the swelling may go down.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:07 PM

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Thanks for the new name, but I don't like it. Also do you have any colors other than pink. Thanks fellow fappers.
It clearly says no homosexuals or women allowed. Clearly you're one or both of those things.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:10 PM

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You accept everything as God's will, and it is impossible for you to acknowledge that there is such a thing as logic and science.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:14 PM

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I think pink suits you. Stop abusing yourself and the swelling may go down.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 05:19 PM

To be honest, I absolutely refuse to believe that this word "fap" is really a synonym for masturbation. Considering the context that Brother Eliot first heard the word (a discussion about Sarah Palin) I think it is probably a political acronym.

I really don't appreciate these oversexed teenaged trolls coming here and bombarding us with their disgusting sex talk. I think they are just saying "fap" means "masturbation" just to stir up trouble, and frankly, it's making me feel very morally indignant.



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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 07:56 PM

I guarantee the only places you'll find "fap" in reference to anything political is with Sarah Palin, Scott Brown's daughters, and maybe Ann Coulter.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 07:59 PM

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I guarantee the only places you'll find "fap" in reference to anything political is with Sarah Palin, Scott Brown's daughters, and maybe Ann Coulter.
You seem to be right there: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ann+Coulter+fap. So fap must indeed have some political meaning, like we already expected.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 08:00 PM

Fap is not the "M" word. I found out what it was after a discussion with a doctor.
This is what "Fap" is:
http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition=fam...atouspolyposis

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Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is an inherited disorder characterized by cancer of the large intestine (colon) and rectum. People with the classic type of familial adenomatous polyposis may begin to develop multiple noncancerous (benign) growths (polyps) in the colon as early as their teenage years. Unless the colon is removed, these polyps will become malignant (cancerous). The average age at which an individual develops colon cancer in classic familial adenomatous polyposis is 39 years. Some people have a variant of the disorder, called attenuated familial adenomatous polyposis, in which polyp growth is delayed. The average age of colorectal cancer onset for attenuated familial adenomatous polyposis is 55 years.

But I'm sure doing the "M" word can cause it, thus the confusion.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 08:01 PM

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thus the confusion
That explains a lot, thank you for that.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 08:33 PM

I am so sorry for intruding, Gentlemen, but I wanted to settle this once and for all so we can MOVE ON (and start discussing Scripture with these visitors) instead of this ENDLESS back-snd-forth.

I consulted my cookbook, and a frappé is a kind of iced drink (recipe here)

Isn't the most likely explaination that "fap" is a misspelling, or alternate spelling, of this foreign word? (If not, can we just agree it is, and stop all this filthy conjecture they're dragging in here???)
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 08:42 PM

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 08:57 PM

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 09:00 PM

I just... wish I could meet some of you in real life.
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I just... wish I could meet some of you in real life.
Where do you live? I'd love to spend time with you and read the Bible.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 09:31 PM

I'd be happy to meet with you. I travel all over the country as a long haul trucker. I even go to Canada. Perhaps you saw me on 'Ice Road Truckers'. I was helping out Bear when his truck broke down. He is so Hollywood!


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 09:32 PM

I must say while I am new to this forum there have been sentiments from both sides which have outright confused me.

While the obvious younger population have decided to spurn fun at your attempts to understand the meaning to "Fap" is it too forward thinking of me to say that due to the English language ever changing with neologisms being added every day. A lot of Slang and colloquialisms are likely to appear.

Now as some have rightly said Fap itself is not exclusively the meaning of self gratification. However in popular culture today its onomatopoeia that has deemed this term acceptable among the masses (internet message boards mostly.)

I want to try and bring an end to this argument, as to be honest most of the people on this board maybe don't realise that this has become such a popular site to visit over the past couple of days because of the quite frankly hilarious ways you are trying to get around it being about the act that you all so despise.

More over, they were discussing it in relation to Sarah Palin, because some people (Myself not included. ) Find her stunningly attractive. Thats not to say i think she is ugly, just not my type as it were.

I think what the Church members of this site need to recognise is that the world around them changes so effortlessly and with the gradual rise in sexual imagery around the media today is it not apparent that the general public go along with this? I mean they aren't sinners because they say a word. Sinners are those who do vastly immoral things such as to go against the ten commandments (Rules that basically define a humans moral code. ) Which I think is top notch.

However the problem is that alot of people take the scripture far to literally as word from god himself. It is not. It is word of man. Who as we know is corruptable. So while the bible contains alot of sentiments that can be considered morally important there are other issues which due to the modern age dont apply. It is time to update our knowledge and expand our minds to other people having differences. And that these differences dont generally mean they are sinners and that they are going to hell. If they live a good and decent life then they will enter heaven.
However if they commit an act that is deemed unlawful (Whatever is true on earth is deemed true in heave) then they recieve the punishment. and repent as the lords dictatorship requires.

Small instances like this however should not get a person labelled a sinner. I found it especially disgusting that the person who first divulged the fact about fap. He was trying to educate with the research he had found and you all cast him out as a heretic. Wheres the compassion there?
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 09:32 PM

I can't believe you are so ignorant. Can't you just UNDERSTAND that there are some other people with other believes?
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-24-2010, 09:49 PM

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[...]Small instances like this however should not get a person labelled a sinner. [...]
Now, let me see... your judgment or The Lord's? Hmmm... I'm going for God's.





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