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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-26-2008, 03:37 PM

So, you're against beating your wife? Are you even married?


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-27-2008, 01:36 AM

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So, you're against beating your wife? Are you even married?
i'm not married and haven't been planning to for a while but still, i know when i do get married i sure won't beat her...
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i'm not married and haven't been planning to for a while but still, i know when i do get married i sure won't beat her...
Are you a queer or something???
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-03-2008, 02:16 AM

This thread makes me sick.S**t like this is why I am agonistic.You all need to be hung up by your seed sacks and bled dry.You don't serve anyone but the rich.If there is a hell I'll save you all a seat.You can count on that.

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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-11-2008, 04:36 PM

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I like her cooking, Pastor. My momma says she's tasted better pie, but I think her pie tastes great just the way it is.

It's more her attitude that irritates me. Like for instance, she kept going on about her cousin Emily just the other day, apparently she's got this big fancy college degree in some sort of chemistry nonsense, and my sweet Fiancee feels inadequate.

I up and told her she isn't going to college and shouted at her about it, and she got all upset. She was crying for around an hour, and it really grated on me. I could've taken my boot off, and smashed it into her face ... I was seriously THAT irritated. You know what I mean?
I find it disturbing that you want to hurt the person you love.
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I find it disturbing that you want to hurt the person you love.
It's a token to show that you love them. Come on, keep up with the Thread.
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It's a token to show that you love them. Come on, keep up with the Thread.
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I'm sorry you're brainwashed to think that... it's very sad! There are other ways to show love you know, but I'm thinking you never had the experience of it so you think this is right.
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I'm sorry you're brainwashed to think that... it's very sad! There are other ways to show love you know, but I'm thinking you never had the experience of it so you think this is right.
That's DISGUSTING!!!
I have no intention of taking you up on your offer of a Lezbeen relationship THANK YOU!!!!

Now, I had best be out of here before Pastor finds a woman Posting in this section.



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There are other ways to show love you know.
I'm sorry, but I fail to see anything that could be more loving than a blindly submissive wife, who takes the beating she deserves. I'm not talking about violence here, but a good hard punch in the face every now and then can make the difference between a wife who nags and gossips, and a wife who does everything she's told. My father used to drag my mother around by the hair if she spoke out of turn, and kick her in the head, and they've been happily Married for 56 years. I think that speaks volumes.

See, God doesn't want women to think for themselves - it's our role as husbands to think for them. Didn't the Lord give us men clear authority over our women, to discipline them if they step out of line? I think all women need a good thumping every now and then, to keep their minds pure and their thoughts free from sin. Praise!
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-11-2008, 05:16 PM

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if you're going to use our Bandwidth at least Post something useful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a joke amirite?

No way you guys can be discussing this seriously...

Everyone knows you just get a dog to beat up when you're feeling a bit low...

this is none sense, there shouldnt even be a thread about this, it's common piffleing knowledge.

BTW

piffle THIS GUY ---->
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-11-2008, 07:19 PM

There was a time when I would have agreed with those that are against the beating of one's wife.

But, I thank God for leading me to the LBC where I have seen the error in my ways and realized that the best way to love is to discipline a wife into the subservient woman God wishes her to be.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-12-2008, 04:18 AM

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Friends,

As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.

I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.

I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?

In Christ,

Brother P.

It is never ok

Are you people stupid?

What man, or what god would say that, that kind of behavior is ok?

if my husband EVER put hands on me like that....well hell hath no fury
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-12-2008, 04:48 AM

Corinthians I 11:3
3. Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God.

While Jesus, our Lord and Savior, is forgiving and loving, does he not demand discipline, does he not punish sinners to an eternity in hell. As such, men are required to love their wives, but provide stern discipline.

If a man never lifts his hand to a woman to correct her sinful ways, he has not only failed her, but failed His expectations.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-13-2008, 01:50 AM

I sort of agree with Pastor Ezikiel, however the hell you spell it.I mean hitting people isn't exactly right, but what the hell.If you smack her about a couple of times, she'll learn to shut up.Just don't be mad she cheats on you.PRAIZE JEEBUS.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-13-2008, 08:16 AM

Never, this is a disgusting way to think of the one you love.
If God is as mighty as you say, why would he, the mighty father beat his children?
Not hitting a her is a failure?
How could your ideas be subjugated to such ignorance?
God, if i offend you strike me down with your wrath. See nothing has happened.

Yes you can all quote the bible well done. Yet proof that the bible is a valid text written by the holy man, and not by those gullible enough to believe that just maybe, there is a higher power out there.
You might as well quote Harry Potter for factual information on religion.

So why don't men need a good thumping, no one is perfect, yet the women suffer because of your own ignorace and bainwashed views?
Jesus got his serving

I expect several personal attacks for questioning your beliefs, which is ironic as your will be questioning mine. But for all part let your insults of my sexuality (Even though i'm married to a beutiful women. Wait cover up maybe? ) and my "American" Liberal Views

Or i might be sent to the trash, as all that speak out do.
yes very just.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-13-2008, 09:01 AM

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which is ironic as your will be questioning mine.
You have provided no scriptural proof of you beliefs, therefor they are not valid. And since you don't meet the criteria set forth in Deut. 13:1 - 5 and 18:20 - 22, you are obviously not truly a divine prophet, thus your opinion on the Holy Bible is the work of the Devil, merely to test true believers.

Did not the Bible say, 2 Peter 1:20-21 (20) Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. (21) For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake {as they were} moved by the Holy Ghost. So clearly your Harry Potter satanistic works are not valid for factual information on religion.

Get your demon-worshiping beliefs out of here and let those of us truly striving to know Jesus better be in peace.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-13-2008, 09:12 AM

Furthermore, Deut 13:6-10 says

6. If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7. [Namely], of the gods of the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth;

8. Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

If this is not a clear indication of how to treat those that stray from Him, I don't know what is.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-17-2008, 12:29 PM

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I'm sorry, but I fail to see anything that could be more loving than a blindly submissive wife, who takes the beating she deserves. I'm not talking about violence here, but a good hard punch in the face every now and then can make the difference between a wife who nags and gossips, and a wife who does everything she's told. My father used to drag my mother around by the hair if she spoke out of turn, and kick her in the head, and they've been happily Married for 56 years. I think that speaks volumes.

See, God doesn't want women to think for themselves - it's our role as husbands to think for them. Didn't the Lord give us men clear authority over our women, to discipline them if they step out of line? I think all women need a good thumping every now and then, to keep their minds pure and their thoughts free from sin. Praise!
I think your mind is the sinful one if any. It's comfortable for men of your religion to blame women. You always blame blame blame, what about your own guilt? Responsibility? Or is everything someone elses fault?


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I think your mind is the sinful one if any. It's comfortable for men of your religion to blame women. You always blame blame blame, what about your own guilt? Responsibility? Or is everything someone elses fault?
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 11-19-2008, 05:25 AM

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If you were my wife I'd beat you like a rented mule.

STAY OUT OF THE MEN ONLY SECTION!!

Well said brother ezekiel. Only a lesbian whore would attempt to violate a section designated for men.
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