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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-05-2013, 10:34 AM

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Oh wow, this is such a mature, inteligent discussion. Someone disagrees with you, so you drop F bombs and cuss her out, lol.
To be blind friend, you accidently walked right into that nail; indeed, the lieberal, fale-Christins, who hate Jesus, come to this Forum spilling their effervecent filth all over the place, while they split hell, wide-open, by trying to make a mockery out of the Word of God, which is Jesus, thus they corrupt themselves.

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10 But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves.

It is boggling how wicked these individuals are.

As I am sure that you know because your own witchcrafts have resulted in you having been Blinded by the Lord.

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13:8 But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is his name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith.
13:9 Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him.
13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
13:11 And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand.

Amen, when will you stop perverting the Word?


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Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-06-2013, 11:19 PM

So I can do witchcraft before I was even born? Lol.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-06-2013, 11:31 PM

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So I can do witchcraft before I was even born? Lol.
I imagine this is due to a lack of prenatal beatings, though this does not explain your retardation.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-06-2013, 11:48 PM

I'm absolutely retarded. My mind works perfectly warped, except for the fact that I can't stop looking at this board.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-07-2013, 01:34 AM

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So I can do witchcraft before I was even born? Lol.
God has commanded many heathen babies, babies who deny His Majesty, to be killed. Not doing so has incurred His Wrath in the form of plague, famine and rampant heresy.

Many babies reject God before they are born. God commands that they be ripped out of their mothers' bellies or smashed against rocks, the maternal corpses piled high in the sun.

It is a point you might consider: why would God command that?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-20-2013, 08:00 PM

I would be willing to trade you a goat and two chickens for your daughter. I will of course be straying her from what is righteous by putting her on the path of evil. You must decide what is best. Food for a week, or have the extra expense of a daughter that you cannot take care of.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-22-2013, 12:24 AM

You do realize this is illegal right? Also, she is not your property, therefore you can not sell her like a common whore...
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You do realize this is illegal right? Also, she is not your property, therefore you can not sell her like a common whore...
What if she is promiscuous, do you think you could sell her then?


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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What if she is promiscuous, do you think you could sell her then?
No, you just can not sell her period. You can't sell her whether she is beautiful, retarded, promiscuous or just plain stupid. It doesn't matter what kind of woman she is, she is not yours to be owned and therefore she can not be sold.
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You do realize this is illegal right? Also, she is not your property, therefore you can not sell her like a common whore...
I'm not sure about Belgian laws, but bride price and dowries are quite legal in most countries (including the United States).


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No, you just can not sell her period. You can't sell her whether she is beautiful, retarded, promiscuous or just plain stupid. It doesn't matter what kind of woman she is, she is not yours to be owned and therefore she can not be sold.
So you are trying to tell me a father has no responsibility towards a daughter and she has none towards him? How about renting her out forever?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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So you are trying to tell me a father has no responsibility towards a daughter and she has none towards him? How about renting her out forever?
A father has the responsibility to take care of his children, to protect them, to love them, and most certainly not to hurt them... And renting them out forever is kind of the same as selling them, and equally wrong.

Didymus: Now you're arguing just to argue... It doesn't matter that bride dowries are legal, you just don't sell your piffleing daughter. Period.
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...Didymus: Now you're arguing just to argue... It doesn't matter that bride dowries are legal, you just don't sell your piffleing daughter. Period.
What if she doesn't piffle? You're allowed to sell her then?

Why doesn't it matter to you that dowries are legal? Do you know why they arose? It's because of the idea that women are burdens, a "thank you for taking our daughter off our hands, we'll help to pay to feed and clothe her until she actually starts producing sons for you, which is the only thing she's good for".


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A father has the responsibility to take care of his children, to protect them, to love them, and most certainly not to hurt them...
How do you know if he's doing every one of those things (He is) or not?She's going to a good man to fulfil her purpose in life as an obedient True Christian wife! Not all of us have the privilage of having our father choose a husband.God is making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice she can fully comprehend--her dad's.


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No, you just can not sell her period. You can't sell her whether she is beautiful, retarded, promiscuous or just plain stupid. It doesn't matter what kind of woman she is, she is not yours to be owned and therefore she can not be sold.
Please point out where a "brides price" or "dowery" is illegal. I can't find it anywhere in any law journal.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-22-2013, 03:42 AM

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A father has the responsibility to take care of his children, to protect them, to love them...
And that is exactly what Jesus wants to do for you and all the degenerates out there. He died (temporarily) for your sins! His (temporary) suffering and death on the cross was the most incredible example of love ever seen! Can't you see that?

All He asks in return for this gift is complete obedience to His Holy Word, as found in the pages of the KJV1611 Bible!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-22-2013, 12:01 PM

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What if she doesn't piffle? You're allowed to sell her then?

Why doesn't it matter to you that dowries are legal? Do you know why they arose? It's because of the idea that women are burdens, a "thank you for taking our daughter off our hands, we'll help to pay to feed and clothe her until she actually starts producing sons for you, which is the only thing she's good for".
And you say that I should be locked up...

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How do you know if he's doing every one of those things (He is) or not?She's going to a good man to fulfil her purpose in life as an obedient True Christian wife! Not all of us have the privilage of having our father choose a husband.God is making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice she can fully comprehend--her dad's.
You are making one mistake here. God isn't making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice. Her dad is making it easy by giving her NO choice.

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And that is exactly what Jesus wants to do for you and all the degenerates out there. He died (temporarily) for your sins! His (temporary) suffering and death on the cross was the most incredible example of love ever seen! Can't you see that?

All He asks in return for this gift is complete obedience to His Holy Word, as found in the pages of the KJV1611 Bible!
His suffering on the cross was an act of courage, an act of freedom. He did not obey Roman or Jewish law, so we are to obey his word? We are to be obedient because he was not?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-22-2013, 12:07 PM

This post was painful to read because it started off as a godly man wanting to secure a godly future for his daughter and turned into a liebral devil-worshipping session!
Did Pastor Levi manage to find a godly house for his beloved property?


I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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You are making one mistake here. God isn't making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice. Her dad is making it easy by giving her NO choice.
Yes...all you'doing is being redundant. And you alway have at least one choice. There's no such thing as 'no choice'. Are you telling me you have no choice but to breathe?
I really fail to see my mistake here.


But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-22-2013, 08:04 PM

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He did not obey Roman or Jewish law, so we are to obey his word? We are to be obedient because he was not?
Um....

Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Mark 12:17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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