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Default Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-29-2012, 02:08 AM

I don't know why stories like this one continue to surprise me. Here are the basics:

A JetBlue pilot, Clayton Osbon, was flying a load of heathens from New York to Vegas. During the flight, Jesus Christ revealed his love and grace to Osbon. Osbon reacted appropriately:

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As the plane was taking off, ...Osbon talked about his church and needing to "focus," then asked the first officer to take over the controls and the radio. Osbon said, "Things just don't matter," talked about sins in Las Vegas, and at one point said, "We're not going to Vegas."
This is obviously a man who has had enough of shuttling whores and whore-mongers between modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.

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About 3½ hours into the planned five-hour flight, the pilot left the cockpit to use the lavatory, but he failed to follow security protocol, alarming the crew. He then banged on the lavatory door and told the female passenger inside that he needed to go to the bathroom.
Nothing wrong with this. The Bible says that women should be subservient to men. 1 Timothy 2:11-15. It also says that women who have been "vistited by Aunt Flo" are unclean and should stay away from men. Leviticus 15:19-30. On a flight of average size, odds are at least one female on the plane was in that way. This Godly man was justified in demanding she make way because 1) women are to be subservient, and 2) she was probably on the rag.

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By that time, the first officer had summoned another JetBlue pilot who had been traveling as a passenger to enter the cockpit and the two locked themselves inside.
Of course they hid. The Truth™ is scary.

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From the cabin, Osbon tried to enter his security code to gain access to the cockpit "and he banged on the door hard enough that the FO thought he was coming through the door."

But the door held and, over the PA, the first officer ordered passengers to restrain Osbon. Several did just that, subduing the pilot in the forward galley. During the melee, a flight attendant suffered bruised ribs.

A passenger said Osbon said, "Pray f***ing now for Jesus Christ" and mumbled about Jesus, September 11, Iraq, Iran and terrorists.
This is obviously a very holy man in distress about seeing so many of God's children toss their lives away in sin city. Our sinful ways, such as those practiced in Vegas, have led the terrorists from Iraq and Iran to hate our freedom and led to the Sept. 11 attacks.

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Amateur video of the incident showed a commotion as men moved through the aisle. A voice, purportedly that of the pilot, can be heard. "Oh my God. I'm so distraught!" he shouts. "We've got Israel, we've got Iraq, we've got Israel, we've got Iraq! We've got to get down!"

Law enforcement met the aircraft, cuffed the pilot and took him off the plane.
Friends, I am now thinking that this man has seen the coming battle for Earth at Armageddon. God tells us in the Bible tells us that Armageddon is the Hebrew name of a geographical location in Israel known as Megiddo. Megiddo is a hill which overlooks the Jezreel valley. It is here where, in the last days, Satan and the Antichrist will gather the world’s rulers for battle. As previously stated, a common misconception is that they gather together to make war against each other. But the passage never says this, and further examination of the context in which this event transpires will make it clear that this is not their motive. Revelation 16:16.

Remember, in the last days, the Antichrist will be ruler over the entire globe as a popular ruler, worshiped for his awesome power, and will have total control over the purchase and sale of all goods. Revelation 13:4-17.

This pilot has seen the coming end times and rightfully noted that "we have Israel," which is a prerequisite to the final battles of good and evil.

Of course the Jewish cult of psychiatry jumped on this True Christian™ and tried to discredit him:

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If that description of Osbon's behavior is correct, "this guy was clearly psychotic," said Dr. William Sledge, a professor of psychiatry at Yale University School of Medicine who has not treated Osbon. "That has all the earmarks of an acute psychotic episode. I wouldn't hesitate to make that statement."
How? How is this crazy? The Bible fully supports absolutely everything this True Christian™ man was doing and saying. The fact is that most people hate God and have therefor rejected the Good Book. When confronted with Truth, they construct complex alternate realities to help them resolve the dissonance they experience. It's really just sad to see it happen. They have to point to a good man like this hero and cry "He must be insane. For if he isn't, I am going to burn in Hell for all eternity. Ergo, he's nuts! Lock him up!" If they didn't cling to the Church of Atheism, their head's would explode. Sad.

We need to put him in the True Christian™ hall of fame.


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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-29-2012, 05:05 AM

A truly inspiring story, Brother!

If only more Christians were willing to share their faith like this fine man, we wouldn't see them getting locked up for it. We'd see a True Christian™, instead of a Catholic or a Mormon or a Muzlim, getting elected President!


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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-29-2012, 01:14 PM

I think I've just found who will be piloting my learjet, once I get my job in the Romney Administration.


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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-29-2012, 01:24 PM

This story gave me shivers!!!! In a good way!!!!

The pilot reminds me of Rayford Steele in Left Behind, if he had gotten SAVED before the RAPTURE!!!!

I pray for GOD to bless and protect this pilot and to put a hedge of protection around him and keep him safe from those who would hate and shame him for his TRUE BELIEFS!!!!

Come LORD JESUS! Thy bride is waiting for thee eagerly, to come through the clouds and rapture us away!!
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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-30-2012, 09:59 AM

JetBlue pilot's bizarre behavior began at takeoff

That headline is simply another example of horrible hate and discrimination Christians suffer in this country,

The title of the report shows the prejudiced preconceptions that the catholic/atheist agenda forced down your throat. Who can ever describe being "Moved By The Spirit" "bizarre"?

Is it not a perfect defense, in any court, in this Christian country to say, "God told me to do it."? Are we not required to carry out The Lord's Works?

Let's examine the facts:
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The complaint, NBC News has learned, states Osbon arrived late to JFK and missed the crew briefing. As the flight took off, Osbon mentioned “being evaluated by someone” to the first officer, spoke of church and needing to “focus.” He asked the first officer to take the controls as he made incoherent comments about religion and then said, “things just don’t matter.”
Well of course things "don't matter". God take care of ALL our needs.
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Over the radio, Osbon yelled at air traffic controllers to be quiet and admonished the first officer for talking on the radio and then said, “we need to take a leap of faith.”
Is this not true? Don't we ALL need to take that leap of faith?
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He spoke of sins in Las Vegas and said, “we’re not going to Vegas,” according to the complaint.
How can anyone think it is right to go to Las Vegas - it is a vile den of iniquity 100 times worse than Sodom and Gomorrah!
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Osbon went to church but seldom talked about it and never seemed overly zealous, Lawyer said.
This is in line with Jesus's teaching about those who cry "Lord! Lord!"
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And while the friends would occasionally chat about events in the Middle East, their talk never went beyond casual conversation about the events in the news, he said.
Again perfectly normal - The Lord's Plans for the Middle East will be made known in due time, so there is no point even thinking about them.

No, the whole episode is a sad repression of the right to Free Speech, and is a cruel but not unusual attack on True Christianity™

I urge you to write to your Congressman and Jet Blue pointing out this despicable persecution.

(Personally, I don't think that atheists and catholics should be allowed to fly - they get nearer to heaven and tempt The Lord to smite the whole flight.)





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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-30-2012, 10:45 AM

There is no doubt in my mind that the Holy Spirit was guiding this pilot, and if not for the violence inflicted on him by the passengers the plane's alternate destination may have saved the souls of many of the passengers on the plane from their ultimate destination – the pits of hell.


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Default Re: Heathens Ruin JetBlue Pilot's Holy Revelation During Flight - 03-30-2012, 03:37 PM

The secularists will stop at nothing to subdue prophecy. They simply don't want people to know how angry God is with their persistent mainstreaming of anal sex.

The chances are that there was a gay on that very flight!



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